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If you flirt with girls in the morning.
1, as soon as the sun comes out, you come out to harm people again. The Jade Emperor sent me to ask you why you are so attractive. It's been 5 minutes and 20 seconds since I sent you a message. Do you feel my love? Lao zi is a good thing, I hope you have it, too. There are only 24 hours in a day, and you just occupy my 13: 14 and 5:20. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words. 6. Do you know what I like best? Now look at the first word of this sentence. I liked your idea yesterday, which makes me jealous today. I wish you a happy day. Save your happiness for tomorrow. I will tell you tomorrow. 9. I got up early for the first time today and woke up feeling that I love you very much. 10, good morning! I like to go to your house first today. I want to get up. 1 1. When the sunset falls into the sea, I will carry you on my back and look for a pool of stars. 12, I also want to light you up and leave sunshine in your life. 13, I thought I was used to seeing sunshine. I didn't know I had never seen real sunshine until I saw you in a sea of people. I love you not only for your appearance, but also for who I am when I am with you. 15, one day the moon will think so. You are the moon. 16, I accompany you every day, accompany you crazy, accompany you noisy, accompany you noisy. 17, the relationship between love and being loved is probably: say good night to each other, you start to sleep, and I start to miss you. 18, my little world can't hold too much. Only you care about me, and I care about you. Good morning ~ 19, I don't want to lock the ending, I just want to work hard; Not everything, just a good mood; Do not seek to influence others, but seek to be kind to yourself; We don't want to do it overnight, we just want to persevere. Good morning! 20. Walk under the transparent blue sky and share the quiet and sweet time together. Every day is beautiful with you in my life. 2 1, if an empty talk can't talk about love, I will continue to have a crush on you. Maoning ~ 22, so we can get to know each other after a circle. I know your importance better than anyone. Good morning 23, I like to say that it is not irresponsible. If you flirt with girls in the morning, 2 1. From now on, you will have weakness and armor. Good morning! 2, this is the only life, holding your hand and growing old with your son. Good morning! I want to be everything related to you, protect you and make you happy. Good morning! The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart. Good morning! I listen to your sweet words, and I will accompany you all my life. Good morning! 6. In the morning, the sun shines warmly, white clouds wander in the sky, birds fly to my window and whisper to me, telling the sadness and magnificence of autumn. There are countless good people in the world, but meeting you is enough. Good morning! 8. Nothing is more important than you in my heart. Good morning! 9. I am stupid, I am stupid, and you love me. Good morning! 10, I am lazy, so I love you, and I am too lazy to say it. Good morning! 1 1, you don't have to change, let me get used to you. Good morning! 12, born 22, born 3, born 3 things are not as good as you. Good morning! I love you very much. Wake up in the morning and feel that I love you more today than yesterday! 14, I don't expect stars to expect you, nor do I expect idolization to chase you. Good morning! 15, I dreamed of you because I missed you too much. Good morning! 16. It's good to meet you in this quiet day. I really can't help but want to accompany you to your old age. Good morning! 17, I want to see you every morning when I see the sunshine. Good morning! 18, I decided to live a good life and love you slowly. Good morning! 19, listen to me, I love you ~ ~ Remember! Good morning! 20. I want to hold your hand, from the heart to the ancient. Good morning! 2 1, there is no wine in your dimple. I was as drunk as a fiddler. Good morning! 22. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it! Good morning! 23. As long as you dare to bet on me, I won't let you lose even if I fight for my life. Good morning! 24. Do you want to be bad? The kind I spoil. Good morning! 25. I always want to give you the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you. Good morning! 26, a greeting, a blessing, let the heart full of sunshine, enjoy life, take care of yourself, good morning. 27. There is beauty in the eyes and love in the heart. Every day is spring. Good morning! 28, you stand there and I'll run over! Good morning! 29. May the person I love at the age of eighteen be my partner at the age of eighty. Good morning! 30. I never miss you suddenly. I always miss you. Good morning! What the girl said in the morning 3 1. What girls want to hear most when they get up in the morning 1. When they wake up, they think they love you very much. 2.good morning. I miss you from now on. I wonder if my little baby slept well last night. Today is also a full-fledged day. Come on! I hope we can say good morning to each other like this when we are 60 or 70 years old. No one can make me get up early every day except you. 7. All beings are cookies, and you are the sweetest one. Good morning. 8. Dawn is not only sunshine, but also your good mood. Good morning! 9. I miss you when I am looking for you, and I miss you when I am not looking for you. 10, together for so long, I thought I was tired, but the fact is, I like you day after day. Second, high emotional intelligence calls his girlfriend to get up. 1 Anyway, baby, your courier has arrived. Of course, I ordered some takeout for her. Tintin ~ Your own sweet alarm clock has started. How I wish I could wake up every morning to see you and sunshine. I want to have breakfast with you. I have arrived. Take your time. I can speak six languages. Good morning, so which song do you want to listen to when you get up tomorrow? 7. If you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin. 8. I want to ask, is my sleeping beauty awake? If she wakes up, I'll start delivering love breakfast. 9. There are three kinds of girls who are the cutest in the world. You get up in the morning, take a nap at noon and cook at night. 10 What I want most in the morning is your silent company day after day. What I want to hear most is that you say "good morning" every day.
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