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If you exchange, will you pull out the willows? Did Luneng kill the tiger?

No, although Lu and he are both brave and powerful, they cannot step out of this world, but there are still subtle differences between them.

Song Wu is strong, tall, but flexible. He is one of the heroes with high speed, strength, patience and IQ. It's fast, so when you shoot a tiger in Jingyanggang, you can avoid the tiger's three movements of flapping, lifting and shearing, so that the tiger's strength can be consumed first. You have to be very strong to kill a tiger with your fist. Only with patience can we make a scene and save a life. With high IQ and meticulous personality, Sun Erniang's antiperspirant can be seen through in Crossslope.

However, Song Wu also has a weakness, that is, his temper is arrogant and he can't get excited. This is why Jingyanggang is very smart and wants to cross the line. As a result, he saw a notice of a tiger on Jingyanggang. He was afraid that others would laugh at him, so he went on bravely. However, Lu is an unswerving figure. His strength is not weaker than that of Song Wu, but he is very fat and can't compare with Song Wu in sensitivity. Therefore, it is very likely that you will meet a tiger and come straight to it.

In addition, Lu still lacks delicacy, so he didn't want to kill anyone when he punched Kansai, but killed him with three punches. It can be said that he does not have a certain understanding of his own strength. Lu has another shortcoming: he is fat and hungry fast. He and Bajie are of the same character, careless. When Lu was in the crock temple, he was deceived and defeated by the pig iron Buddha, which indirectly led to a dozen old monks hanging themselves in the crock temple. So in my opinion, it is difficult for Song Wu to pull out weeping willows, otherwise he would not do such a thankless thing.

The same is to show his strength. He plays with the stone pier directly, which is convenient and safe. But will directly use brute force. When Lu meets a tiger in Jingyanggang, he can also defeat the tiger, but he will also be seriously injured.

Besides, as a monk, he carries his mord and Buddhist monk's knife with him. Therefore, it is likely that he was killed with a mord when he met a tiger, but it was not as nervous and exaggerated as killing a tiger.