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I want to learn Sichuan dialect. what can I do?

Find a Sichuanese to talk to you every day! Simply put, put your tongue straight, and say the words "upturned tongue" but not upturned. Say that the back nasal rhyme is the front nasal rhyme, and the nasal sound is made into a lateral sound. That's about it.

Let me introduce you to some web pages:

1, Sichuan dialect test:/myblogdetail.htx &; id= 1054907。 userid = 3473634 1 & amp; pri = & ampn=0

2. Personal Pronunciation Introduction:/public forum/content/free1/294454.shtml.

3. Lots and lots of explanations

1: "Drumming" means forcing others to do things they don't want to do.

He was so angry that he wanted me to play cards.

2, "bending acid": refers to the meaning of picky!

Like why are you so sour? I prepared some for you, and you are still sour!

3. "Sa Guo": It means that things have passed and are over.

For example, today's meeting is over, that's all!

4. "several ha": it means urging others to hurry up!

For example, hurry up and eat, and people will be waiting to get up.

5. "Balang (happy) can't": that is, what others think and do is exactly what they think!

For example, he doesn't want to go to dinner with you

6. "Digging for money": It means that this person is poor and dirty.

For example: you excavator!

7. "Working hard at internal strength" means doing a good job in construction.

For example, if you lift hard, you will eat after lifting.

8: "Dog" means to describe a person as stingy.

For example, don't look at Big Brother, but he is a beggar!

9: "crooked": it means to describe a person as fierce! Or on the surface is a far-fetched fear!

For example: you are crooked! ! Do you know what I do? (Actually, I am nothing! )

10: "dog candy": it means chaos!

For example, today I surf the Internet, and there are all kinds of people who are crazy about eating sugar.

1 1: "Mian" means one thing, a person is dragging his feet, and his personality is slow and touching!

For example, don't be so careless. Do you want it? Hurry up!

12: The meaning of "seeking" replaces "what"!

For example, you don't understand what you are asking!

13: "Having lunch" means having lunch. It usually appears in rural areas where adults ask children to eat.

For example: Erwazi, don't herd cattle. Come back for lunch!

14: "yiha" means to be together or together!

For example, go to dinner today and shout them all out!

15: "burning hair" describes a person's irritability and impatience!

For example, if you play cards badly, I feel hot when I lose!

16: "Leaving school": That is to say, this person is more sensible and obedient. Wangcang people are often children!

For example, that baby is still relatively backward! If he did, he would stop making trouble.

17: "Fighting" means fighting.

Like you two banging in the dark all day.

18: "Back time": indicates bad luck when doing something wrong. You will be unlucky and suffer the consequences!

For example, when you should recite, which told you not to listen to the old man!

19: "hammer": it means disbelief and impossibility. Often used in wangcangli.

For example: hammer! Ghost believes you.

20: "casual workers": not busy or tired, work and life are easier!

For example, the life you are doing now is so relaxed! Introduce me to three for a long time!

2 1: "Shi Jing": refers to something that is more durable.

For example, the bowl I bought today is quite rough, and it hasn't broken when it falls to the ground!

22. "Uncle Ha": indicates whether you know or are sure.

For example: "Don't worry, he can't fool me. I still have a few words in my heart. " "Do you have anything to say about it?"

23: "vagina": it means to achieve your goal quietly and not let others know!

For example, he often goes to the vegetable market in the dark for fear that we will see him smile!

24. "Karma" means cheap.

For example, meat sells well now.

25. "Silent": The main meaning is to express "thoughts"

For example, don't forget that I don't know you. I don't want to argue with you!

26: "weird": it means something is wrong, something is wrong.

For example, there was something wrong with the TV set at home yesterday, and it kept pulling! Very angry!

27. "Hanghu": It is the same meaning as visiting houses in the north, and it is mostly used for holidays.

I'm going to a family on New Year's Day. Which one will you go to?

28. "dripping water does not leak soup": it describes a person who is not careful in his work, does not sweep his tail enough, and always leaves some, compared with the way he eats.

For example, Erwa, you must be careful when you go out to work. Don't let the boss say you are dripping soup.

29: Pu: If the liquid is too full, it will ripple out.

For example, the water in the pot is about to pour out.

30: "[NIA when]: It means lying.

For example, if you are a fool every day, who can believe you?

3 1: "Crawling and stumbling" describes the image of a person stumbling when walking or doing something.

For example, if you look at him, he can't climb to the top and doesn't know what to do.

32. "Liu Dao [scratch]" expresses that one person has been pestering another person.

For example: drink your own wine. Don't make me drunk!

The adjective "bloody crotch" describes blood and emphasizes the meaning of terror.

For example, I hate going to the farmer's market. Look at those who kill chickens, it's so uncomfortable!

34 "Go black": describe the text, pay attention to the color black. Very dark.

For example, if you see your hands getting darker, why don't you wash them?

35: "in the stick:" describes the meaning that an item is heavy.

For example: What's in your bag, Bangchong?

36. "Pulling breasts" means sleeping soundly, and using this word means loud.

For example: Director, I will ask for another room to sleep tomorrow, and tian teacher will sleep and yell at me. !

37: "Claws dream feet", still not awake, not sensible.

For example, you are still dreaming. Wow, get up!

38: The meaning of "Zhazi" is a little unconvinced.

What are you going to do today? Who cares, ha ~,

39: "Lying every day" also means lying.

For example, you lie in the dark all day ~

40: "Japanese monster" kidnapping means to describe a person who makes an unusual move.

For example, any bastard of a black cow is behaving strangely every day.

4 1: "Skull Chop" cursed something and made it die. It seems to be often used to scold animals.

For example, some You Zhu who cut off his skull is arching around.

42: "Abandoning things", "fighting plague" and "local dog" are the same as above, and are usually used to call names.

43: "Over the head" means in the corner. Generally speaking, this is a common word in Dong Fan.

For example, you see rats everywhere in the house.

44: the meaning of "next to". It is also the common language of Li nationality in Dong Fan.

For example: Erwa, walk next door.

45: "cutting the skull" is not to blow the skull, but to have a haircut.

For example, your hair is too long. You should have your skull cut.

46: "Thief is obscene" The meaning of thief contains an element of disgust.

For example, a thief came last night and stole all their sausages.

47: "Banger II" means bandit in the old society.

For example, there once lived a great old man on this mountain.

48: Baskets in other parts of Sichuan mainly describe a person who is sloppy and does not pay attention to hygiene. But in Langzhong dialect, it is more to describe a person's thinking is a bit "yellow" and his appearance is a bit colored.

For example: hello basket, and reading these pornographic books and periodicals.

49: "yellow stick" describes a person who knows nothing about doing things and is a layman.

For example, he drives a yellow label car, and you still call him a driver?

50. "catch" verb: it means to kick with your feet.

I grabbed both feet of that thing with my feet.

5 1: "Erle" threw things away.

For example, I haven't used that perfume yet, so please give it to me.

52. body-related nicknames:

The first stator, block

Knee plate

Ankle bone-screw bone, screw crutch

Ear melon seeds

Elbow bend and turn upside down

Donkey hook

Hair-bitter hair

53: "Seeking points"

Another name for a beggar. Begging is a verb.

A beggar came to my house yesterday afternoon.

54: "Poke"

Something happened, something happened.

For example, if I tell you not to go, you have to go. This is poking.

55: "Comfort"

Express gratitude and comfort.

For example: Xiao Wang, help me move my computer back. Thank you.

56: "Which stop?"

In the past, rural families used the usual way of craftsmen to refer to a meal before lunch. (Because lunch is usually cooked late)

For example: Master Wang, thank you very much. Let me call you.

57: "With handle"

The language is swearing.

For example, they are all junior high school students, still talking.

58: Another name for animals:

Earthworms-Monopterus albus

Spider-car spider

Cricket roast chicken

Cockroach oil thief

Dragonfly-Dingding Cat

Toad-walker

Frog-Hakka Mammy

Bat night flower (children) [this is a vowel]

Snake worm (we also call it "black burning whip" there)

An old official (child) who wastes mice [is a kind of pronunciation]

59: "A thousand troubles"

Describe the child's family as naughty and causing trouble everywhere.

For example, the dolls of Lao Zhang's family are very annoying, and they have a headache when they are seen.

60: The pouting man

The meaning of swearing.

For example, Lao Wang's wife has a big temper and always pouts.

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