Wonderful joke story

Wonderful joke stories

Introduction: People who can tell jokes are popular people, so we should get closer to the joke kings. Now I’m here to be the joke king too! I’ve collected wonderful joke stories for everyone, let’s laugh together and collect good popularity!

1. Company Commander? , the devils have been here. ?

?Ah! What did you find?

?There is an AV photo here. ?

?Really? The company commander took the photo and touched it, it was wet. ?Mar's. Just used. Not far yet. Chase!?

2. In today’s society, more and more people are afraid of borrowing money.

I asked them, why did you refuse?

A said: Borrow 10,000 yuan from me, and I will give him 1,000 yuan and tell him that he does not have to pay it back. .

B said: Didn’t I just get married? Your sister-in-law has no money to take care of my brother. Her pocket is cleaner than her face, and only this dress is left to cover her shame.

Ding said: What's the use of talking so much? If you want to borrow money from me, I'll just tell you that I won't lend money to my wife.

3. Lao Li’s prostate is very heavy, and he has frequent urination and urgent urination, especially incomplete urination. Every time I come back from the bathroom, my shiny leather shoes are stained with urine spots. This also became a joke in the unit.

Recently, every time Lao Li comes back from the bathroom, the urine spots on his leather shoes are gone. When everyone asked, he said that his prostate had healed. Privately he said he had a new approach. What solution? He just didn't say anything.

Yesterday, Lao Li drank too much, and before anyone could ask what the solution was, he told him what to do. He said: You know, wet clothes will stop dripping if you wring them out. My solution is to twist it after peeing?

4. Xiao Ming: Dad, didn’t you say that if I get a certificate in the final exam, you would give me 200 yuan?

Dad : Yes, dad has not regretted it. Take out your certificate and take a look.

Xiao Ming: That’s right, Dad. I think what you are doing is wasteful and is not conducive to my developing a good habit of thrift.

Dad: Good boy, so sensible. So you don’t want your bonus?

Xiao Ming: In order to prevent you from wasting it and to help me develop a good habit of diligence and thrift as soon as possible, considering that the number of certificates in the class is limited, I will give it to others.

5. Who snores?

Husband: Wife, did you snore while sleeping last night?

Wife: Nonsense! I never snore while sleeping. Too snoring.

Husband: But I met my neighbor next door this morning. He said that my snoring made him sleepless all night.

Wife: He is talking about you snoring!

Husband: But, I was not at home all night last night!

6. Someone I bought a bag of food with a shelf life marked on it. This person asked the waiter: It only has a shelf life but no production date. Is this shelf life still useful?

The waiter said: It doesn’t matter, you Once you decide to buy this thing, we will print the production date on it for you!

7. Three women are chatting. A: My husband went to X city on a business trip last month. He just got off the train and lost everything except people. It took me a month of work to earn enough to pay for my trip back. B: I went out to buy groceries the day before yesterday. In the corridor, a strange girl hugged me from behind and called me mom. As a result, I lost a thousand yuan. C: My husband went to the cinema yesterday to watch "囧囧". When he came back, he found that four gold teeth in his mouth had been stolen.

8. What’s new for Xiao Kong? A deflated rubber ball? If you don’t understand this word, ask your dad what the ball is, a basketball?

Is there an old Kong who is watching the ball? He said angrily: "Son, remember, the ball here is football! It's Chinese football. That's all gone." . . ?

9. A farmer who just entered the city got lost, so he asked a handsome guy for directions? Comrade, please. . . ?

?How do you know I am gay? . .

?The handsome guy was all kinds of nervous and blushing. . .

?In our countryside! We are all gay!?

?Really?The handsome guy couldn’t believe what the farmer said:?Hey, it seems that the countryside is still open!?< /p>

10. On the first night of the wedding, the groom shyly asked the bride: "Baby, let's not be like ordinary couples, let's do something new!"

The bride blushed after hearing this , replied shyly: "It's all my husband's decision tonight." ?

The groom was very happy after hearing this. He hugged the quilt and went to sleep in the living room.

The bride. . . ;