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1 What do farmers, workers, soldiers, and scientists rely on for food? Answer:

Eat by mouth

2 There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer:

Yourself! !

3 What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? Answer:

Satellite

4 Kangaroos and monkeys participated in a high jump competition. Why did the monkeys jump at the beginning? Win? Answer:

It is a foul for a kangaroo to jump on both feet

Out of ten birds, Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away. Why? Answer:

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That was a group of ostriches

6 Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Answer:

They are the three of them, grandfather and grandson

7 Li Zhe looks ordinary, nothing special, but he can last for several hours without blinking. How does he do it? Did it? Answer:

Just close your eyes.

8 The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? Answer:

The year, month and day in the newspaper

9 Xiao Zhang accidentally hit a telephone pole and had a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead person in the car. Xiao Zhang He said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? Answer:

Xiao Zhang drives the hearse

10 Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape. Why is there no sound? Answer:

There is a power outage

11 A group of henpecked men were gathering together to discuss how to restore their manly glory. Suddenly they heard that their wives were coming, and everyone ran away except for One answer:

Anonymous

12 A Chinese couple living in Italy. One day the wife went to the market to buy chicken breasts. Because she didn’t understand Italian, she had to imitate the crow of a chicken. Then he pointed to his chest and wanted to buy a chicken. Answer:

Because his husband understands Italian Anonymous

13 What animal did you see first after entering the zoo? Answer:

Person Anonymous

14 There is a book that both brothers want to buy. If the brother's money is used to buy the book alone, the shortfall is 5 yuan. If the brother's money is used to buy the book, the shortfall is 1 dime. If the two people combine their money to buy only the answer:

The price of this book is 5 yuan. Money; the elder brother has no money, but the younger brother has 4 yuan and 9 jiao. Anonymous

15 Why can't the egg be broken with a hammer? Answer:

How can a hammer be broken? Anonymous

16 Scorpions and crabs play guessing games. Why can't they decide the winner after playing for two days? Answer:

Both produced scissors. Anonymous

17 There were 100 yuan and a piece of meat bone on the ground, but A Ming picked up the meat bone instead of the money. Why? Answer:

The "Amin" here is the name of a dog

18: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

Answer: Pears (ions) Hot

19: Who is the darkest anime character in the world?

Answer: Doraemon

Why: Because he can’t see his fingers

20: Who is the most compassionate anime character in the world?

Answer: Still Doraemon

Why: Because he always extends his round hand to people

1. You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten?

Answer: Fool

2 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? Answer:

The last child took the basin away

3 Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? Answer:

Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

4 In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors.

But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person? Answer:

Barber

5 Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer:

Lao Wang is a barber

6 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? Answer:

This is the wrong word

7 Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? Answer:

Myself

8 What are the uses of egg shells? Answer:

Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9 What is something that you don’t have to fight hard to hit? Answer:

Yawn

10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.

What is this doing? Answer:

Dreaming

11 What should everyone do seriously every day? Answer:

Sleep

12 Who always Don't dare to take a bath Answer:

Clay figurine

13 Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student, why answer:

Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student

< p>14 What kind of car is difficult to move? Answer:

Windmill

15 Which month has 28 days? Answer:

Every month has 28 days

16 Do you know what’s wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:

It’s not as comfortable as bed

17 What kind of wine can’t you drink? Answer:

Iodine

18 What kind of eggs cannot be beaten, cooked, or eaten? Answer:

The zero egg "0" obtained in the exam

19 What can you hit without exerting effort? Answer:

Doze

20 The train takes 6 hours from Beijing to Shanghai. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be? Answer:

On the track

21 When will the clock stop running? Answer:

The clock will never run in the first place

22 Bookstore What books can’t be bought here? Answer:

Suicide note

23 What is the narrowest road? Answer:

The road between enemies is narrow

24 What cannot eat? Answer:

"East-West" direction

25 A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? Answer:

The plane is parked on the ground

26 What flower blooms all year round? Answer:

Plastic flower

27 Which English letters do most people like to hear? Answer:

CD

28 Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? Answer:

Blind people

< p>29 Xiao Ming knows the answers to the test paper, so why does he still look at his classmates' answers frequently? Answer:

Xiao Ming is the teacher

30 Why can't he break the egg with a hammer? Answer:

Of course the hammer will not break.

31 Who can easily knock down a boxing champion? Answer:

Sleepy

32 What is it that God doesn’t know and the earth doesn’t know, but you don’t know and I know? Answer:

The soles are broken

33 A man is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why? Answer:

He is Walking backwards

34 A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer:

The truck driver was not driving at the time

35 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? Answer:

Open your eyes

36 Can you write a red letter with a blue pen? Answer:

What is so difficult about writing a "red" letter< /p>

37 When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate? Answer:

Spare tire

38 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer:

Confucius’ disciples are on the left and Mencius’ disciples are on top

39 Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school? Answer:

From the first to the third year of junior high school, you can study one lesson in two days, which is not bad!

40 How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? Answer:

One. Because after eating one, you are no longer hungry

41 When Columbus set foot on the New World, what did he do next? Answer:

Step on the other foot

42 The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer:

The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes.

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43 The plane fell from the sky, why was no one injured? Answer:

All died

44 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer: < /p>

It is flat

45 What is the smallest island in the world? Answer:

Safety island on the road

46 Put a chicken Put it in the refrigerator at the same time as a goose. Why does the chicken die but the goose does not? Answer:

Penguin

47 Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is there) (watching), then the police came, and all four people ran away, but the police arrested another person in the house. Why? Answer:

Four people were playing a game called "Mahjong" in the house. The police caught him

48 Who is the King of Beasts? Answer:

The Director of the Zoo

49 What can be used to unlock all the secrets? Riddle? Answer:

Answer

50 What kind of people will appear after death? Answer:

People in the movie

51 Who is the person who likes to inquire about other people’s affairs? Answer:

Reporters

52 Whose voice carries the farthest? Answer:

The one who speaks on the phone? People

53 The manufacturing date and expiration date of something are the same? Answer:

Daily

54 Xiaomi spent the entire night reading history textbooks. But the next day, her mother still scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer:

She used the history textbook as a pillow to sleep.

55 Can the sky be covered with leaves? Answer: < /p>

Just cover your eyes with leaves

56 A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, backs up and turns right, ask the cow Where is the tail facing? Answer:

Towards the ground

57 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? wenwen Answer:

Afraid of biting their own hands

58 Divide 8 in half, what is the answer:

0

59 What is the biggest disadvantage for people who stutter? Answer:

Playing internationally Long-distance calls

60 What makes people laugh and cry? Answer:

Masks

61 What should I do if my ID card is lost? Pick it up

62 A man was walking on a single-plank bridge. A tiger came in front and a bear came behind. How did this man get across? Answer:

Fainted

63 There were two prisoners in the prison. One night the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guard opened the cell door and saw that there was another prisoner inside? Answer:

The name of the escaped prisoner is "Du"

64 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, what is the name of the third son? Answer:

Of course Xiao Ming

65 Why does a cat run away when it sees a mouse? Answer:

Running to catch mice

66 What does the elephant’s left ear look like? Answer:

Right ear

67 What should you do if a needle falls into the sea? Answer:

Buy another one

68 There was a man walking on the beach, but he couldn’t see his footprints when he looked back. Why? Answer:

Because he walked backwards

69 It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why? ? Answer:

Isn’t two and a half hours one hour?

70 Who deceives others and also deceives himself? Answer:

Liar

71 Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor and then walked up the stairs. Why? Answer:

Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor

72 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult’s son, but the adult I'm not the child's father, may I ask why?

What? Answer:

Because they have a mother-son relationship

73 What word is common all over the world? Answer:

Arabic numerals

74 A big, thick and wide book is placed in front of a person. He wants to step over it, but he can't. You know this is What's the reason? Answer:

Because the book is placed in the corner

75 What is the secret of longevity? Answer:

Keep breathing, don’t stop breathing

76 When is the moon seen at its largest? Answer:

When we landed on the moon

77 Who only works one day a year? Answer:

Santa Claus

78 What is it better to turn a blind eye to? Answer:

Shooting

79 Why do newborn children only have one left eye? Answer:

People inherently have only one left eye

80 Which tooth will erupt last? Answer:

Dentures

81 There was a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming couldn’t open the door. How did he get out? Answer:

Open the door

82 Lan Lan is not sick, but her mouth opened and closed all night? Answer:

She eats melon seeds

83 What is the best at cheating? Answer:

Magician

84 Is there a box with two sides? Answer:

Yes! Inside and outside

85 Iron will rust if left in the open air, but what about gold? Answer:

Will be stolen

86 If you throw an egg at a stone, why doesn’t the egg break? Answer:

If you hold an egg in your left hand and throw a stone with your right hand, how can the egg break?

87 How many words are there in the "Xinhua Dictionary"? Answer:

Four

88 What is the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer:

One underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside

89 Who has the worst heart? Answer:

People with gastroenteritis.

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90 The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored to eat the strawberries. But my mother said why there are no strawberries at home. Answer:

The guest only sent a painting

What kind of grandpa is this grandpa I have never seen before? Answer:

God

92 2 pairs of father and son went hunting. Each of them got a wild duck, but there were only 3 ducks in total. Why? Answer:

3 grandparents

93 A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say: "Stay away from me?" What disease did the patient have? Answer:

Cross-eyed

94 What is green when uneaten, red when eaten, and black when spit out? Answer:

Watermelon

95 Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer:

Because: People sleep later than the sun!

96 A wolf got into the sheepfold and wanted to eat the sheep, but why did it not eat the sheep? Answer:

Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!

97 Some are sold and some are not bought. A lot of them are sold every day. Answer:

Threshold

98 Which boat is the safest? Answer:

A boat parked on the beach

99 There is a group of boats on the hillside Sheep, here comes a flock of sheep. How many flocks of sheep are there in a ***? Answer:

It’s still a group of people!

100 If you want to turn your dream into reality, what should be the first step? Answer:

Get up.

101 What is the biggest regret in the life of a giant panda? Answer:

No color photos

102 It was raining and everyone was in a hurry to go home, but one person was walking slowly (he did not hold an umbrella) Someone asked Why didn't he go home quickly? He said something that made the man faint. What did he say? Answer:

“Why are you so anxious? It’s not raining yet!”

103 The boss never knows how to cook, but he cooks the same dish every day. What kind of dish is it? ? Answer:

"Fired"

104 What is the most embarrassing thing for a scholar? Answer:

When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly found that there was no money in my bag

105 The elder brother bought 3 bags of rice, and the younger brother bought 2 bags of rice. After returning home, they put the rice Put it in a big bag. How many bags of rice do they have now? Answer:

1 bag of rice

106 Xiao Ming scored 100 points, why did he cry? Answer:

Crying with joy

107 Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. When he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Close one eye? Answer:

He is aiming at the enemy~

108 Why did Tongtong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat milk when they first met? ? Answer:

Zhuangzhuang is a sheep

109 There is a thing that will fall when it rises and rise at the same time. What is this? Answer:

Seesaw

110 You have to start from scratch when doing something. Answer:

Shave your head

111 There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof. Do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? Answer:

A rooster cannot lay eggs

112 What is something that Hercules can never lift? Answer:

himself

113 Why frogs jump higher than trees Answer:

Trees can’t jump

114 Who is a half-hearted person? Answer:

A person with many hearts, because that person has three hearts.

115 An 80 cm long red crab and a 30 cm long black crab compete in a running race. Who will win? Answer:

Black crab. Because red crabs are cooked.

116 A marshal is one level higher than a general. When are marshals and generals equal? Answer:

Playing chess

117 What won’t get wet if it falls into water? Answer:

Shadow.

118 Xiao Wang is a driver. One day, he had a car accident. When the police arrived, they found a dead person in the car. Xiao Wang did say that he didn't care about him. Why? Answer:

Xiao Wang drives a hearse

119 What animal stays up late every day? Answer:

Panda, he suffered so much that the circles under his eyes were black.

120 A piglet sells for 200 yuan, but why can two piglets sell for tens of thousands of yuan? Answer:

Because piglets with two heads are really rare.

A person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit, and a cabbage want to transport three things to the other side of the river. Which two should be sent first? Answer:

Send the dog and cabbage first

122 Who likes to be told to get out? Answer:

People in prison

123 What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? Answer:

Force

124 Why do people like to climb up? Answer:

Because humans are transformed from monkeys.

125 How does the elephant’s long trunk grow? Answer:

Present at birth.

126 A ship can hold up to 50 people. Now there are 49 people on it. Another person comes, but the ship sinks. Why? Answer:

Because it is a submarine

127 There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which one should be lit first? Answer:

Match

128 The elephant in the zoo died, why did the administrator cry so hard? Answer:

Because he thought of digging such a big hole, You may die from exhaustion.

129 Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? Answer:

They have all become humans.

130 Xiao Ming keeps talking all day long, why didn’t he say a word today? Answer:

Because his voice is hoarse.

131 Why do the newly bought socks have two holes? Answer:

How else to wear it

132 Xiaodong slept in class, but the teacher didn’t tell him, why? Answer:

The teacher didn’t see it

133 Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? Answer:

The nickname of a cricket

134 Which thief can be immediately sentenced to death after being caught? Answer:

Squid

135 A caterpillar (eight legs) walked on a pile of cow dung, but when it went to the ground, it found that there were only six footprints. Why? Answer:

The cow dung smells so bad that I pinched my nose with my feet

136 Why do the geese fly south? Answer:

I thought it was too slow, so I flew

137 There is a bridge that can only carry 70 kilograms. A person weighs 65 kilograms. He has to carry two weights respectively. A 2.6 kilogram ball crossed the bridge. He took the two balls across the bridge without borrowing anything. How did he get there? Answer:

Throw one ball up and when it is about to fall, throw the other ball. A throwaway.

138 Dad usually washes the dishes during dinner, but why didn’t dad wash the dishes after dinner today? Answer:

Today’s meal in the restaurant

139 A caterpillar wants to cross a river. There is no bridge in front of it. The answer to asking how it crosses:

Turns into a butterfly and flies over

140 What animal did you kill and bleed your blood? Answer:

Mosquito

141 A rusty embroidery needle was thrown into the Yunnan Sea at 7:07:7 on July 7, when the moon was in the sky. What reaction will occur? Answer:

Falled to the bottom of the sea

142 Why can't plaster be applied to injured tendons? Answer:

Nervous.

143 A wonderful relationship On the slope, there are two people pushing a cart. A man walked towards me and asked the man in front: "Is the man in the back your son?" The man said: "Yes!" He asked the man in the back again: "Is the man in the back your father? ?” He said, “No!” What’s the relationship? Answer:

Mother-child relationship

144 What was broken that everyone applauded? Answer:

World Record

145 A man fell into the sea, why was his hair not wet? Answer:

Because he is bald

146 What don’t people want? Answer:

Sickness.

147 There were ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away. Why? Answer:

Ostrich

148 What is the largest shadow you can see every day? Answer:

Dark night, the shadow of the earth

149 If the building blocks fall down, they need to be rebuilt. What if the house falls down? Answer:

Escape for your life

150 Why do bears sleep for so long during hibernation? Answer:

Because no one dares to wake it up

151 There is a small round hole with a diameter of only 1 cm, but an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters can pass through it smoothly Small hole, so what kind of object is it? Answer:

The answer is water. Have you just arrived?

152 Xiao Ming jumped from the sixth floor, why was he not injured yet? Answer:

He turned around and jumped into the room.

153 During class, the teacher asked the students: "What is the earth without humans and animals living in it?" Nickname quickly answered correctly. Do you know what his answer is? Answer:

Globe

154 Where is Angora rabbit fur abundant? Answer:

On Angora rabbit

155 Why do goldfish always look silly? Answer:

It has water in its head.

156 An old man wants to cross a bridge. There is a wolf in front of him and a tiger behind him. What should the old man do? Answer:

Fainted

157 What is the relationship between your grandfather’s son’s father, mother, aunt, aunt, uncle, and uncle, and you? Answer:

Relatives!

158 A rectangular box has 8 corners and 8 sides. If this rectangular box is cut from the middle, how many corners and sides are left? Answer:

There are 8 corners and 8 sides!

159 Dongdong, who is in first grade, has never studied foreign languages, so why can he write foreign characters? Answer:

He wrote in Arabic numerals.

160 Is the black chicken or the white chicken more powerful? Answer:

Black chicken. Because black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs!

161 Why does the teacher know that Xiaobao’s father is left-handed as soon as he sees him? Answer:

Because there are five marks on his right cheek.

162 If you killed an animal, why did it bleed your own blood? Answer:

Because you killed a mosquito that was sucking your own blood

163 There is something that you can hold with your left hand but not with your right hand. What is this thing? Answer:

My right hand

164 The mantis invited the centipede and the gecko to his home as guests. While cooking, he found that the soy sauce was gone. The centipede volunteered to go out to buy it, but it took a long time. What happened? Answer:

After opening the door, I found the centipede still sitting at the door putting on shoes

165 Who doesn’t wash their hair again? Answer:

Monk

166 When a dog competes with a frog in swimming, the frog usually swims faster. Why did the dog win in a competition? Answer:

Because the rules of the competition at that time were that dog paddles were allowed but breaststroke was not allowed!

167 There was a duck egg hidden in Xiaowei’s schoolbag. Why didn’t he take it out and give it to his mother for cooking? Answer:

That is the "big duck egg" on the test paper

168 Why do people have to close their eyes when they are dead? Answer:

Because keeping your eyes open will scare people to death !

169 Why do the Mafia like to wear white gloves? Answer:

Because the hands are too dark.

170 How many words are there in the answer to the national anthem 1***:

Two

171 A piece of natural black marble was thrown into the Pacific Ocean on January 1st , what will happen? Answer:

Marble sinks into the Pacific Ocean

172 There are 5 little ants. Each little ant says there is one little ant behind it. Why? Answer:

There is a little ant lying

173 What kind of cow doesn’t eat grass? Answer:

Snail

174 The teacher said: "There are 106 bones in our body", but Xiao Ming said: "There are 107 bones in his body". Why is this ? Answer:

Because Xiao Ming accidentally ate a fish bone.

175 What book has no author and no one can read it? Answer:

Of course it is the Book of Heaven!

176 Which day of the year does a person have? Sleeping the longest? Answer:

The last day of the year as it crosses over to the following year.

177 There are "qi" monkeys on the tree, "yi" monkeys underground, how many monkeys are there? Answer:

Two monkeys.

178 Where do you find yourself in trouble? Answer:

Pharmacy

179 There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them will be imprisoned for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer but will only be imprisoned for two weeks. Why? ? Answer:

The robber and murderer was pulled out and shot

180 How can you put your left hand entirely into your right trouser pocket and at the same time put your right hand Put it all in the left trouser pocket? Answer:

Wear the pants backwards and forwards

5 chickens laid 5 eggs in 5 days. How many chickens are needed to produce 100 eggs in 100 days? Answer:

Still only needs 5 chickens

182 What gets bigger the more you cut it? Answer:

Hole

183 What is the net made of? Answer:

Made of holes.

184 What should I do if I haven’t completed my homework? Answer:

Ask the teacher, the homework is left by the teacher. .

185 Ceremony The priest has presided over various ceremonies, but there is one kind that he cannot preside over. What is it? Answer:

My own funeral.

186 Exam In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in exactly the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating. What's the reason? Answer:

They all turned in blank papers.

187 Eating Grass A circle with a diameter of ten meters is drawn on the grass, with a cow inside, and a wooden stake inserted in the center of the circle. A cow is tied to a five-meter-long rope. If the rope is not cut or untied, can the cow eat the grass outside the pen? Answer:

Yes, because the question does not say that the cow was tied to the stake.

188 Do you know why fish only live in water and not on land? Answer:

There are cats on the land

189 There are two coins, which are five cents. One of them is not five cents. Which two coins are they? Answer:

That’s five cents and five cents. Of course, five cents is not five cents!

190 Do you know whether porridge or sesame seed cakes are more expensive? Answer:

Porridge.

Things are rare and valuable

191 When is the best time to pick apples? Answer:

When the apples are ripe

192 There is a man with five apples in his pocket Yuan, if you drop five yuan, what is left in your pocket? Answer:

A hole

193 Which fish’s belly floats to the surface? Answer:

Dead fish

194 Xiao Ming is 12 years old this year. Why has he only celebrated three birthdays? Answer:

My birthday is February 29th

195 Why do people bump their heads against tofu? Answer:

Because tofu cannot bump their heads

196 Xiao Ming eats a master every day, is he a monster? Answer:

Eat Master Kong!

197 Xiao Wang has been brushing his mouth all morning, why does he eat other people? Or do you say he has bad breath? Answer:

Because Xiao Wang loves to curse, others say he has bad breath

198 Xiao Li threw an egg more than 2 meters away and it didn't break. Why? Answer:

Because the egg had not hit the ground when it was thrown more than 2 meters away.

199 Two people went to Lujian and slept in a tent at night. Soon one of them wakes up and wakes up the other. Ask about the stars you see in the sky. What comes to mind? Answer:

The tent was stolen.

200 A long stick (don’t break it), how can you make it shorter? Answer:

If you compare it with a longer stick, it will be shorter. Did you?

201 Why did I see the flash first and then hear the thunder. Answer:

Because the eyes are in the front

202 Which road do people dare not take the most? Answer:

Dead end

203 Who is this? Dare to do anything wrong on the emperor's head? Answer:

Barber

204 What kind of official does not pay wages, but has to give money to others and have a smiling face? Answer:

Groom Officer

205 How much soil is in a dug pit that is 6 meters long, 7 meters wide and 8 meters high? Answer:

It has been dug, so there is no soil!

206 Which village is the largest in China? Answer:

Shijiazhuang

207 Where can a horse walk without legs? Answer:

On the chess board

208 How did the President of the United States enter the palace? Answer:

Enter through the gate

209 A The number after removing the first digit is 13, and removing the last digit is 40. What is this number? Answer:

Forty-three

210 We all know that putting an elephant in the refrigerator Three steps: 1. Open the refrigerator door; 2. Put the elephant in; 3. Close the refrigerator door. So, what steps would you take to put the giraffe in the refrigerator? Answer:

Four steps: 1. Open the refrigerator door; 2. Take out the elephant; 3. Put the giraffe in; 4. Close the refrigerator door.

211 One day, Lao Zhang went to the market to buy chickens. He walked around for a long time and bought 10 roosters and 10 hens. On the way home, he didn’t know what he was thinking and hurried to the market to buy them. Why are there 5 roosters and 5 hens? Answer:

Hey Xiaomi

212 What kind of nails are the scariest? Answer:

A thorn in the side.

213 Jack is the fastest runner, why does his superior still criticize him. Answer:

Escape

214 There is no difference between the poor and the rich. ? Answer:

Bathroom

215 Xiaofen said to Xiaofang: "The day after tomorrow is my birthday, the day after tomorrow is my birthday. Please come to my birthday. Yes. "When should Xiaofang make the appointment? Answer:

I have an appointment tomorrow.

216 A person feels that the earth is moving. Why? Answer:

He was drunk.

217 Once upon a time, there were three people, one was a hunchback, one was shaking his head, and the other was lame. One day, the three of them crossed a bridge. This one refused to let the hunchback, the wag, and the lame. The diseases of these three people They are not allowed to pass. Please help them find a way to let them pass. Answer:

Luo Guo first placed a cricket, then Luo Guo said the cricket, shook his head and said: "Where is it? Where is it?" Finally, Lame said: "Where is this? Where is this?"

218 Who likes it raining every day? Answer:

Umbrella manufacturer

219 Which bridge cannot be driven on or walked on? Answer:

Zheng Banqiao

220 Some people say that 'eating fish can prevent myopia', why? Answer:

Have you ever seen a cat wearing glasses? < /p>

221 A pair of shoes sells for 16 yuan, how much does one shoe cost? Answer:

Not for sale.

222 What animal does a pug look most like without its tail? What should I do before going to bed? Answer:

Pug Close your eyes

223 Xiaohua’s grandfather has 7 sons, and each son has a sister. May I ask: How many children does Xiaohua’s grandfather have? Answer:

8, the daughter is the youngest.

224 A 5-yuan and a 50-yuan bill fell on the ground. Which one would you pick up? Answer:

Pick up both

225 Why doesn’t the general go out of the city to fight? Answer:

Playing chess.

226 Who has the strongest head in the world? Answer:

Locomotive

227 What is the most satisfying thing? Answer:

Socks

228 There is a cute panda in the zoo. Why don’t people dare to pick it up? Answer:

The paint is not dry

229 There was a swimming competition between a frog and a dog. Why did the dog win? Answer:

Because they compete in dog paddle swimming.

What is the top of 230 days? Answer:

It is "one"

231 Cows are milked every day, and they still have milk. Why is this answer:

Just feed them with grass

< p>232 What kind of dog is wet? Answer:

Reservoir Dogs.

233 What is the best way to prevent the bamboo basket from emptying out? Answer:

Tibing.

234 Two mouths are Lu and three mouths are pin. So what are the four and five mouths respectively? Answer:

Tian, ??Wu

235 Xiao Ming came home from school and said to his mother: "There is a place at home where I can sit wherever I want, but you can't." Do you know what this is? place? Answer:

On mother’s knee

Every person has one, and there are only 12 of the 1.2 billion people in the country. What is this thing? Answer:

12 zodiac signs< /p>

237 The turtle dreamed that he won a hundred yuan jackpot. When he woke up, his dream came true. What should he do next? Answer:

Sleep again

238 A businessman went bankrupt and half of his friends no longer recognized him. Why? Answer:

Because half of his friends don’t know that he is bankrupt.

239 The elephant in the zoo has the longest trunk, so who has the second longest trunk? Answer:

Little Elephant

240 The strongest lock, what is it most afraid of? Answer:

Key

If there is a car, the prince is the driver and the princess is the passenger, then whose car belongs to it? (If yes)

Those two vegetables have their own mobile phones (radish and cabbage. Each of the radish and cabbage has its own mobile phone)

A pig is bored walking on the street, walking After arriving in England, what did it become (pig)

What is Qu Yuan’s wife’s surname (Chen Watson)

How many grams does the star in the sky have (8 grams, Starbucks)

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