Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Someone jokingly asked me to introduce him to his girlfriend, but I didn't want to introduce him. How should I answer humorously? {The questions are as follows, please}

Someone jokingly asked me to introduce him to his girlfriend, but I didn't want to introduce him. How should I answer humorously? {The questions are as follows, please}

Here's my answer.

1. I don't run a marriage agency. If I did, I wouldn't look at you. Remember to come then.

2. Friends, of course!

My home is too small to hold so many people. I still want to be handsome for a few years. Don't hurt me like this! )

4. Where are your friends from, where do they live and what do they do? He is as good as you, and I admire such a person myself. Next time I invite you to dinner, we can meet and talk when we have the chance. Don't just say you like him.

5. Let's eat. Well, I'm free all the time except noon, afternoon and evening. Feel free to contact me.

This is what I usually use, depending on what you think, everyone's personality is different, so it may not be applicable.