Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Say a cigarette to ease the sadness.
Say a cigarette to ease the sadness.
Boyfriends don't smoke, drink or fight.
3. "I only love you vigorously and never give up, but this is all in the past ..."
4. Be alone every day. Only one person is the truest. One smokes and the other drinks.
People with heavy hearts should smoke, otherwise, sleepless nights will be more lonely.
6. I suddenly want to be a bad boy, learn to smoke and drink, learn to get my ears pierced and tattooed, and ride with my girlfriends in the middle of the night.
7. I smoke a lot, but I have never learned to smoke.
8. I gradually learned to smoke, and only smoke accompanied me when I was lonely, even though I was a woman.
9. cigarettes. Shouldn't cigarettes be fragrant? But why do they only leave a mouthful of bitterness and loneliness?
10. In the days without you. I'm getting used to being alone. One smokes, one eats and one drinks. Maybe I can't forget you. So I don't watch it. Maybe when you are alone. It will be lonely, it will be lonely. But I'm not afraid. It's actually nice to be alone.
1 1. A person smokes and drinks, climbs mountains and crosses rivers, and sings and dances everywhere. A person is sad and happy, self-indulgent, friendly and ferocious, and it is difficult to turn back.
12. Tell me everything, don't hide it, okay? If you smoke and drink and hide in the corner and cry alone, think of me.
13. I smoke, drink, play cards and dye my hair. Truancy and fighting. That's what I do. Do you like it?
14. fidgety mood, burned out with cigarettes.
15. Give me a cigarette to make all the loneliness disappear.
16. I can't feel the smoke from my mouth to my lungs when I smoke. I am numb.
17. I am in the sky that you can't see, watching the splendid fireworks, and I am the only one in this city.
18. I used to smoke when I missed you. Now, I quit smoking, but I can't stop thinking about you.
19. Smoking is lonely; Drinking is a sad indulgence; A smile is a disguise of sadness, and tears are a witness of sadness. .
We didn't do anything wrong, maybe it was just the wrong time.
Say a cigarette to relieve sadness (2)1. Fireworks in the night sky lit up happiness, but they didn't shine into the corner of my heart.
I know smoking is harmful to health, but I still can't give it up. I can't live without knowing that you don't like me.
23. Sorrow is broken for no reason. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.
I don't need to write your name on the cigarette, because you are always on the left side of my lung, but why don't you cry when I smoke?
To tell the truth, I feel sad at the thought that I can't smoke as I like in the future, because it means that I am only one step away from flying.
26. What is kindness? It is understood by people. Kindness is human kindness. Absolutely change a person's life, knowing the good turns ugly. If the language is wrong, it may make others learn to be kind. If it is wrong sincerely, it may make others forget kindness.
27. Smoking is not because of chic, but because of loneliness, and drinking is not because it tastes good, but because it is not sad. I don't love you anymore, because I have lost the qualification of love.
28. My sister never smokes, because smoking hurts her lungs and she is not sad.
29. Do you mind if I drink? Do you care if I cry? Do you mind if I keep silent? Do you care if I'm crazy? Do you mind if I smoke?
30. What's wrong with smoking? It's better that my lungs are black than your heart is black.
3 1. Fireworks are easy to cool and disperse, leaving empty memories that make people sad.
32. Gossip makes people start to guard against it. It hurts life and drives out souls. Don't let gossip around you and delay others.
33. I want to smoke quietly alone; Tears silently, thinking hard!
34. My brother sucks in acacia and spits out loneliness. Cigarettes fall in love with lighters.
35. Decadent, we began to love smoking and drinking.
36. Women's affection for high heels is no less than men's demand for cigarettes. Obviously hurt their feet and lungs, but still can't refuse.
I really want to smoke, but I hate the smell of smoke, so I can't smoke.
38. I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.
39. There is no need to smoke, drink and go to bars. I want to feel sorry for his decadence. I want to eat on time, go to bed early and get up early to improve myself and make him regret it.
40. Smoking hurts the lungs, but not the heart. Drinking hurts the stomach but it doesn't hurt anyone.
I used to smoke when I missed you, but I quit now, but I still haven't stopped thinking about you.
42. Smoking hurts my lungs. If I don't smoke, I'm sad. I only smoke!
43. If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.
44. I wish to turn into a dream, relying on butterfly fireworks to lean on the world.
45. Talking about love is the instant fireworks that you and I cling to every happiness, and talking about love is the instant fireworks that you and I cling to every touch.
46. No matter how beautiful the fireworks on the Lantern Festival are, I am the only one who appreciates them.
47. The faint smell of tobacco is a symbol of reading.
48. Men who smoke and drink are vulgar men, and women who make up and beautify are vulgar women.
49. People who look down on themselves, hide, look down on themselves and refuse to see each other again. After a while, they will be relieved and let themselves know that life is actually wonderful.
50. When I am in a bad mood, I will light a non-smoking cigarette.
5 1. Watch me cry. Watch me keep silent. Watch me drink, watch me smoke, watch me pour out my feelings, watch me surf the Internet on QQ. Have you ever cared-
52. Avril Ramona Lavigne said that I have tattoos and smoke and drink, but that doesn't mean I'm a bad girl.
53.Ciao, the cigarette case says that smoking is harmful to health, so why do you still produce cigarettes?
At three o'clock in the afternoon, people got up in a hurry and moved slowly. She wants to stand up. When she saw the last cigarette in the cigarette case, she sat down and lit it again. Matches lit up the dark corner, revealing deep traces of sadness on her face.
No matter how expensive your cigarette is, I will light it for you with a one-dollar lighter. Everyone is equal. If you look down on me, I may not look up to you.
56. When people are poor, there is no health. What they want is not money, but warmth. When people are stupid, they wait for sincerity instead of irony.
57. A man with cigarettes and wine has a story.
58. Smoking is just a lonely mouth and a depressed mood. Give yourself a cigarette.
59. I am a person, not a person! I feel lonely when I miss you. I smoke because I am lonely, and I am lonely because I smoke. I still don't know whether to smoke alone or smoke.
60. Smoky, quiet, so simple, no need to think.
A cigarette, a sad moment, a word, a vacant night.
1, a rhythm can never catch up with a love that you can't afford for a lifetime, and a hate that you can't forget for a lifetime.
I have missed many people, suffered many betrayals and been embarrassed in my life. However, it really doesn't matter, as long as I can't die, I can still stand up.
3. Living in a world full of cigarettes, habits you can't quit, loneliness you can't quit, and you who can't quit.
4. A cigarette. Sip a lifetime of sadness. A glass of wine for a night of confusion.
5, think about yourself, think about your ignorance, how can it be so ridiculous? ...
I don't know how to love. I don't want to ask. My quiet silence
7, not sad. Because there is no heartbreak.
8. I am willing to exchange my life for that sincere love.
9. Waiting day after day. In exchange for whose heartache?
10, there is a kind of harm that others will never understand. There is a pain that only I know,
1 1, I always force others to learn!
12. Kneel on the road you choose. Just be the first one, not the second one.
13, will there be a person who will stay with me even if everyone leaves me?
14, I can't quit smoking, forget you, love you, I can't help it.
15, there are two me in this world, one pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.
16, a dream, an empty and beautiful oath also has a dying day.
17, the person you miss inadvertently may be the most suitable person for you.
18, I want to understand when I don't understand, but knowing more hurts more.
19, I quit smoking and drinking because I can't stop you.
20. Double bed, single bed. One heart, two people.
2 1, the world of flowers is blurred. Which one is me, the original me?
22. I was drunk and dreamy, and only smoke accompanied me.
23. You are like water. Sometimes I feel I don't need you, and sometimes I have to.
24. Memories are beautiful. When you want to recall, there will always be a little regret and a little unhappiness.
25. I smoke and think of you. Inhale smoke and exhale pain.
26. Is the world too fake or are we too stupid?
27, habits, unaccustomed habits, like people who don't like themselves.
28. If you can't do it, don't say love. If you can't afford it, you don't love it. Afraid of getting hurt, do not love.
29. We can't take off the mask smile.
Time is passing and we are all changing.
3 1, cigarettes are better than women. Wine is more real than women.
Melancholy words: light a cigarette
1, how long is the lonely night, but because of your love for me, I forgot that waiting was the original old life, but I waited calmly until the end of time, and the sea changed.
2, years, the time that has passed in a hurry, how many lonely flowers, awakened leaves, wandering without direction, I don't know where is the end.
Sometimes, you love someone very much, but that's just your own business, just like a one-man show. In the end, the most touching person is himself. However, what does it matter? Didn't you choose it yourself? You have chosen, no matter how hard, tired and painful you are, you are not qualified to say regret.
There is nothing wrong with bowing your head. The mistake is that your head is so low that you even bend over. When the waist bends, the basket can't keep its balance, and its dignity will fall out, scattered all over the floor and smashed to pieces.
5. Turn for a lifetime. At the beginning, we shouldn't make vows of eternal love easily. When our love is fragmented, fairy-tale promises have been floating in the wind and in the clouds.
6. Success is not accidental. When others are unwilling, you are willing; When others can't bear it, you can bear it; When others can't remember, you remember; When others can't, you do it; When others can't hold on, you bite the bullet and hold on.
7. When I stand in front of you again, I am no longer the bewildered child, because you have rolled out of my world.
8. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. But I finally understand that it is actually a lifetime.
9. The room is full of tunes of Xiao and Guzheng. Over and over again, the flowing low voice washes away the sadness in my heart. Once, several times, I dreamed of a romantic paradise. It turned out that it was just an extravagant hope, and the tired heart lost its wings to fly.
10, if time can be reunited, I don't want to be alone in the lonely world of mortals; If the fleeting time is over, I'd rather sleep in a lonely ocean.
1 1, it's deep, but it's hard to say. It turns out that if you really love someone and feel sour in your heart, you will be speechless and sweet-talk, and most of you will tell irrelevant people.
12, let's hold the will and quality that patience gives us to endure loneliness, step on the ambition that patience gives us to transcend the secular world, and set out for the success of life with indomitable faith that patience gives us!
13, you treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.
14, sometimes, you don't know, whoever turns around is farewell. What we can do is to let each other remember each other's good.
15, the biggest task of a woman in this life is not to love someone infatuated, but to love someone.
16, woman, you must live like a man before you meet a man who can really trust you for life.
17, the gentle evening wind blows gently, blowing through the dense forest, blowing through the gap of the city and blowing into my heart. No matter how reluctant you smile, you can't hide your inner sadness. The smoke cage is covered with gauze in the cold moon, and the autumn wind is drunk, forgetting the lingering past and the passing gentleness.
18, if love is heaven, then happiness is the ferris wheel. You can sit happily and overlook the whole love. But you stand in love, but you should look up to happiness.
19, in my long life, how many small bullets fell on me and hit my heart. In those injured places, thoughts grow.
20. Watch the footsteps of day and night quietly. Have you heard my faint sigh? Tap on my heart, do you have insight into my cry in the depths of the snow valley?
2 1, there are too many people passing by in the world. More often, we just miss each other constantly, miss the spring with flowers, miss the sunny summer and miss the bleak autumn of maple leaves until it snows all over the sky.
22. In life, we often make a wrong step, which is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you lose your direction because of failure and dare not take the next step.
23. We measure the lingering and tangled between us in the dust, and we have subtle and inexplicable feelings in our hearts. Any thin shadow crosses my windowsill, and ink stones fly around my heart.
24. Time slips away quietly. Looking back, how many romantic days passed away in endless confusion? Looking up at the deep sky, a ray of sadness quietly spread from the bottom of my heart, when the yellowed memory turned into sad thoughts. Gently fall to the bottom.
25. Breaking is not the most cruel thing, but the most cruel thing is: stepping on these fragments, pretending to be indifferent, stubbornly looking for every tiny fragment and dreaming of recovery.
26, commitment, just a beautiful lie, who would believe that there is a love in that dim light looking forward to continuing.
27. Everything is wet except those who hide. It's good. Everything was quiet, except for the rain beating on my face like a small window at midnight.
28, empty room, empty heart, the pain of the past in my heart. That pain, crossing the ferry of the world of mortals, accompanied by a wave, swings into the deepest emptiness in my heart.
29. Fingers tapping on the keyboard, sentence by sentence, line by line, paragraph by paragraph, are all concerned and obsessed. Is it because the tenderness sealed in the bottom of my heart has not disappeared, and these lonely handwriting will be pushed down again and again?
30. I don't pray for your true love with my sincerity. Just the helplessness of life. How can I disappear in the west wind of the shutters?
3 1. If I were a tear, I would fall on your lips and stay in your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never cry in my life, because I am afraid of losing you.
32. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee until it was cold, and then I knew I was thinking of you again. How can you understand my expectations!
33. Words in life are amazing. Sometimes it's better to say long than short, sometimes short than nothing, sometimes more than less, sometimes the other way around, and sometimes it's better to say it in person than behind your back.
There will always be a moment when you will admit that you are running away. At some point, I will admit that I miss you. At some point, I will admit that those who don't care, wait, be strong and smile are just hidden weapons.
35. Life needs patience! In the face of difficulties and setbacks, we should be patient, calm and calm. Patience will make you think positively, use your intelligence, overcome difficulties and overcome setbacks.
36. Today, the rain is coming again. When I am walking on the road, I don't know where to throw my bad heart. From far and near, it alarmed people and all moving things.
37. Entrust the deepest sadness and the heaviest pressure to faint words, and those pains and tribulations will become faint, even with some special feelings, which makes people feel warm to read.
38. The world is really small. It seems that I don't know who I will meet when I turn around. The world is really big, as if turning around and not knowing who will disappear.
39. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.
40. I am alone, wandering in difficulties and hardships. Journey to the West, as a passerby who has experienced the world, who wrote the next song in whose memory?
4 1, the most gratifying thing: parents are alive, two or three confidants, lovers who can't be stolen. Everything else is an illusion, don't care too much.
42. I looked at it and cried inexplicably. Maybe just because you are used to loneliness, you can be carefree when you find loneliness, or you can get too much sadness when you find sadness.
43. I always try to count every inch of your sadness with a smile, but your heart is far beyond my reach. In the end, I can accommodate the eyes of the whole world, but I can't leave tears. The last thing I left behind was my every concern.
44. How many yellow leaves have been knocked down by this bleak rain? This bleak night also made several people feel lonely.
45. Some are moved, some are beautiful, some are sad and some are happy. After all, they are all traces of releasing the soul. The cold wind is dying with brilliant fireworks, and the moon is slowly moving west with its fascination with clouds.
46. There are endless words, unspeakable sadness, cold autumn rain and touching scenes. Since I can't tell you everything, let this situation stop here.
47. No matter how heavy or small the rain is, it will be cool and relaxing to wake up with me in the early morning. Fresh and bright, I can rely on my mood one day.
48. I should understand that the story has slowly ended from the beginning. Why is it so painful and persistent? Now that I have left, I will never see you again!
49, this sentence, with pain, with injury, with helplessness, with joy, with indifference, with unforgettable thoughts, with endless vicissitudes of life, in this way, in my heart, a graceful haze.
50. I have always liked people with a faint melancholy temperament, their eyes and their faces. The words written by these people are also faint and melancholy, telling their stories and their melancholy.
5 1, whenever we have negligence or omissions in our life, please don't be discouraged and disappointed. The key is to remember that one wrong step is nothing, and there is still a long way to go. Don't forget, there is the next step!
52. Floating in my memory affects my thoughts. It's a little sad to watch the footsteps of time gradually leave with the withering of azaleas.
53. How long the lonely night is, but because of your love for me, I forgot that waiting is the first age of my life, but waiting calmly until eternity.
54. In this life, no one will know what his future will be, so don't look at others with humble eyes. Everyone is equal. If you want others to respect you, you must first know how to respect others.
55. No matter how the string is broken, I feel that you can't hear it. Your transformation is like a broken string. No matter how you connect, I can hear your change.
56. No matter how uncomfortable it is, life will continue. That is the reality. Without mercy, you will lose if you don't argue.
57. In my world, because of her, I witnessed your happiness and felt your light in the world of mortals. Maybe she loves you for a thousand years, maybe it will last forever, or maybe I am just an episode among you and a passer-by in your world.
58. After breaking up, I survived the most sad, painful and tangled period of time, and the rest of the time was just slowly healing, soothing the pain that love overflowed my heart and treating the traces of love scalding my soul.
59, melancholy, feel the author's heartache, the author's experience. I also have a dull pain in my heart, as if I had a similar experience and similar pain. They use words to express their sadness and pain, and also use words to carry their sadness and experience.
I dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I would rather love you silently and not let you know until, until you fall into the arms of others.
6 1, faint thoughts are full day and night. You are thousands of miles away, have you lost your mind? On this winter night, I know, you know, things are unpredictable, and let us fall into the day of parting again. This is real life.
62. Looking at the distance dimly, in her eyes, a blue elf kept beating, as if she saw the back of her lover, throbbing, uneasy and anxious, and all the sadness poured down from her eyes, which was suffocating.
63. Satisfaction in life is wonderful. Sometimes seafood is not as sweet as bread, sometimes riding a car is not as comfortable as riding a bike, and sometimes growing vegetables is not as happy as drinking alone.
64. Never compete with animals to win? You are worse than an animal. A lost animal? You're worse than an animal? You are no different from animals.
65. Patience is not passive waiting, but accumulating nutrients like epiphyllum; Patience is not poverty and ease, but silently honing self-improvement like a cicada. Patience is not hesitating, but diving like a penguin.
66. The cold and aloof eyes seem to have no focal length, the dark fundus is full of anger, the sentence is complete/the black hair is scattered over the shoulders, and the ear drill emits blue light. Handsome and amazing, with a cold breath around him. Let KINOMOTO SAKURA feel dangerous from a distance.
67. It is easy for a person to feel tired after walking for a long time; After drifting for a long time, the feeling of loneliness is easy to come to mind; If you are frustrated, your passion will be confined in a narrow soul.
68. On a lonely night, a person fantasizes about the sweetness of two people, how empty they are, how to collect tears, and how many beautiful things remain in faded memories.
69. I used to think that I was used to loving you, thinking of you, eager expectations and stupid waiting. Every time I see every word you leave, I feel warm when I am lonely and helpless.
70. In life, people are often very excited when they laugh at others, and there is no concern about gloating; However, I neglected that there is something funny about myself and the harm it brings to others. In fact, everyone on the stage of life has something ridiculous.
7 1, a person, bravely told him (her) that I said it was a place to study in Tianya, but I understood the power. Pursuing the person you really love, as long as you think it is worthwhile, is worthwhile.
72. Passing clouds and smoke are scattered with the wind. On-off, on-off, on-off love in the world is fruitless. All my thoughts fade away, and I only admire the monks in the world. I Buddha has compassion to save suffering, and I am willing to cross all beings in an empty door.
73. For life, I don't want to be gorgeous, I just want to be plain and true. But why did you make my life dim for a moment? Is it a sigh for your heartless affectation or a true love for you?
74. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I smiled because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you!
75, a person's standing, sometimes really like a tree without leaves, seemingly lonely and far-sighted, in fact, it is also a sudden performance! How many unconsciously, there are a few old faces between sadness, but when the beauty left by the eyebrows rises, there is also a kind of sadness rippling at the fingertips!
76. After a long time, the pain fades, the heart is calm, the attachment is shallow, and the memories are weak, so there will be no more melancholy, sadness and memories. Life is short, the years are quiet, and life always carries countless hopes and dreams.
77. The wind blows, and the wicker is placed with the wind without any support. There is no fixed point left and right, and it is chaotic. The anger of the wind has no place, and the empty shell without soul is being ravaged by the wind.
78. Affection is exchanged for a heartless heart. Is a person's loneliness my indifference or your fault?
79. Before you came, I was here, always here, counting the years and waiting quietly. After you came, I still stayed here, smiling and planting a lovesick flower in my protruding lip corner, which quietly bloomed and withered for you.
80. Light a cigarette, burn the sadness and loneliness of the whole room, smile reluctantly, laugh at the vicissitudes of the world, and laugh at your empty promises.
8 1, in the love of three people, the one who quits doesn't have to die alone. Love, with thousands of appearances, may just be inappropriate.
82. I bet my youth. If I win, I will live a rich life. If I lose, I will make you die ugly. When all the flowers fall, smile at the world of mortals.
83. Sometimes, I really hope that meeting you is a dream. If it is a dream, I can still wander in your Tang poetry and Song poetry, in your small garden where butterflies are dancing and swallows are dancing. I would rather be thinner than a yellow flower in acacia mangium than know the way home.
84, get married, if you can't even maintain the standard of living before marriage, it is better not to get married!
85. What about a seemingly lifeless date? It may be casual, but life will always reward you with corresponding surprises. Everything is useful, the key is that you should look at the world from the perspective of an administrator.
A string in the heart of classic ambiguous sentences
1. To love someone is to call and suddenly don't know what to say. It turns out that you just want to hear the familiar voice. What I really want to get through is just a string in my heart.
I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.
When he is not online for several days, you will be a little worried.
4. Waiting is the oldest person in life.
There is a thick barrier in my heart, and there are many guards outside, all to prevent sadness. However, your appearance made the soldiers put down their guard and easily melted my arms. My heart is your prisoner.
6. It's very kind of you. I don't want you to go back to someone else's house.
7. Never tell your husband that I hate you, or he will be happy.
If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you, but now all I can do is miss you every minute!
9. You are the blue sky, I am a bird, you are a tree, I am a silkworm, you are a stone, I am grass, birds fly and sing in the sky, silkworms are busy in the tree, and grass dances around the stone. My sister is the apple of my brother's eye, and my brother is my sister's good support.
10, the most difficult thing in the world is emotion; The hardest thing to find is love; The most rare thing is friendship; The most difficult thing to distinguish is family; The hardest thing to find is the truth; The cutest thing is your smiling face!
1 1, I won't sleep if you accompany me. If you want to sleep, let's go to sleep together.
12, why are you dressed up so beautifully, always dangling in front of me and deliberately making me make mistakes?
13, I don't want an afterlife, otherwise I won't have the courage to make mistakes on you in my life.
14, your smile makes me unforgettable, and I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!
15, if you are a wine, then I am an alcoholic; If you are a smoker, then I am an old smoker; If you are a red apple, then I am a caterpillar, and I will accompany you forever!
16, I began to feel sorry when I saw you, because my wife only has one establishment.
17, male or female, not tired from work. Do you know what this is?
18, you leave me the money, and I will help you spend it like a wife.
19, you did it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.
20. Wait for a person or a story.
2 1. Yes, I have surrendered unconditionally. Let's sign a love contract.
22, your smile, accelerated my heartbeat, let me relive that beautiful every night, fate let you hug me, let me not be late, give you a love report every day.
23. I am the water in this life, and you are the tea in previous lives. Use the water of this life to make a cup of tea in previous lives. In the transparent porcelain cup, the love of this life is precipitated and boiling. This taste is called fate.
24. Don't fascinate me with gentle calls, Tingting's beautiful images, and let me suffer with affectionate eyes.
- Previous article:Information about Chinglish.
- Next article:Translation, English
- Related articles
- New skill set
- Degang Guo's wife took her little son to the hospital and met by chance. Two girls lined up according to the rules, followed by four. what do you think?
- Brand joke
- There is a sacred mother turtle backstage in the list of gods. Why wasn't she deified in the end?
- Reflections on reading "Thatched House" in sixth grade
- What's interesting? Fill in the blanks
- What humorous sentences are there to comment on others?
- Zhao Dandan's classic sketches of Benshan in Song Dynasty.
- Can Austrians understand German jokes?
- The girl died laughing to ease her embarrassment.