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World of Warcraft nostalgic clothes, long downtime, how do netizens tease Netease?

It's raining in Tomb-Sweeping Day, and Warcraft players are going to die! Excuse me, where is Warcraft The netizen pointed to the glass slag World of Warcraft nostalgic clothes. Something big has happened!

Netease World of Warcraft nostalgia suit, the whole server crashed and the player's role was lost. This time, the "downtime maintenance" is estimated to be the longest time since the World of Warcraft nostalgic service was launched, and there is no reason to stop updating. No wonder some players ridicule, this is Netease programmers deleting the library and running?

The cause and effect of the incident-nostalgic clothes inexplicably closed the whole thing, which was quite abrupt: players who used liver equipment during the holiday break found that when they returned to the role selection interface after typing the copy, not only their equipment disappeared, but also they were reconnected to the game and directly disconnected.

In this case, experienced players generally adopt the restart tactics of trying everything. Unfortunately, this time, when the player logs back into the game, he finds that even the characters have disappeared directly. At the same time, players who are not logged in and still fighting in the game suddenly receive a system prompt that "the server will be shut down in 15 minutes". When the player is ready to log off in an orderly manner, the system prompt will change to "The server will be shut down in five seconds" in the next second. Subsequently, all players collectively dropped the line, and then they could not log in again, and the nostalgic service was completely paralyzed.

After discovering that the server was down, Netease immediately announced the news of server maintenance: Netease said that the server started maintenance 14 hours (please note that this is only about server maintenance, and there is no reason). However, after 14 hours, the nostalgia server still cannot log in. Frankly speaking, as a mature online game that has been in operation for more than ten years, it is normal to maintain it according to the rules, especially the nostalgic clothes, which have more than 10 years of experience. But this time the downtime was "maintained", which was very strange for the king personally. So the players' brains are wide open, and various statements are flooding in:

The funniest statement: This is not the longest maintenance time of World of Warcraft, but the second reason of issue 9C (understand, it is naturally this stalk): this is the retribution of being abused by our boss every day. After they were abused by us every day, they learned the ultimate skill and shut down the Netease server instantly. We were beaten to death by Boss, so what if we bought an anti-God equipment? Can I ask you if you are not convinced? The most helpless statement: this is the nostalgic costume of World of Warcraft, one of the most painful days in history. Netease lost all the data of nostalgic clothes, which could not be recovered, resulting in a large number of AFK for national service players and the decline of nostalgic clothes. It turns out that this is the original Azeroth continent, Blizzard Bull Beer and Netease Bull Beer! In this situation, the image of the king is a poem about the downtime of World of Warcraft nostalgic clothes: it rains in the Qingming Festival, and Warcraft players want to break their souls! Excuse me, where is Warcraft The netizen pointed at the glass slag! Finally, three thanks to Netease: one thanks to Netease, and there is no need to prepare a copy at eight in the morning; Thanks to Netease, if it weren't for 24-hour filing, I would have saved the gold coins; Thanks to Netease, this CD number can't be finished again, MMP!