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De Renjie once advised Wu Zetian to abstain from sex and was too ashamed to say anything.

Wu Zetian has her greatness. As an energetic woman, she really thinks of herself as an emperor and Jackie Chan, not a phoenix. Her love for men is aboveboard. She learned from the practices of male emperors, such as institutionalizing the harem and setting up an institution called "Crane Control House", which imprisoned a large number of handsome men and frivolous literati. For a time, men dressed up, invited their pets to be jealous, and played Rong Pu drama or told jokes with the queen, which was unprecedented in the history of China.

In fact, compared with many male emperors in history, Wu Zetian's harem was once very small. She didn't give up CoCo Lee's livelihood because of suffering, so she managed the country in an orderly way. Wu Zetian dotes on my harem, but does not condone it. In addition, she was famous for her harshness, so there were few civil and military people in Manchu at that time to make suggestions. But later, under the careful care of Zhang Yizhi, the highest consul of Wakayama, the number of Toy Boy increased day by day, and the service content gradually increased from providing "male tenderness" to providing songs and feasts.

Wu Zetian in the pool of handsome men is over 70 years old. She is over seventy years old, but she can't resist the temptation. She often stays up all night partying with her brothers Zhang Changzong, Zhang Yizhi and Zhu Wu. Over time, her body must be unbearable, but ministers know that whoever advises her is unlucky, because it is forcing the emperor to do something he doesn't want to do. If she doesn't pay attention, jail is light.

Other ministers were silent, and the famous Emperor Ren had a good time, but then again, the civil and military officials in the Qing Dynasty would only be effective if he appeared. Many TV plays depict how unusual the relationship between Di Renjie and Wu Zetian is. Defending the country and defending the country is even written as a friend joking in front of others. These are exaggerated, but they are also in line with historical facts. When the emperor died in 700 AD, Wu Zetian made the imperial court mourn for three days, and shed tears and said that there was no one in the imperial court, which showed her dependence and trust on the emperor.

Speaking of it, De Renjie and Wu Zetian are still fellow villagers, both from Shaanxi. The former is in Bingzhou and the latter is in Wenshui. The two places are not far apart. However, the emperor became Wu Zetian's most trusted minister not because of their hometown relationship, but because of his outstanding talent and integrity. During the Yifeng period, Di was promoted to be a man. Cheng Dali is an official in charge of justice. As soon as Di Renjie arrived, he showed his amazing ability to solve crimes. In just one year, he sentenced a large number of backlog cases, involving as many as 17000 people. He became famous for a while and became a great detective admired by the ruling and opposition parties. In addition, his honest work style has also been praised by the people.

At this time, Tang Gaozong's physique has been weak, so he had to lift the curtain behind him and let Wu Zetian sit behind and conduct himself. Unlike his father Li Shimin, Tang Gaozong lacks noble manners when dealing with many things. For example, in the first year of Yi Feng, General Wuwei had good military strength. Fan Huaiyi, the commander of Zuo Jianmen, mistakenly cut down a cypress tree in the mausoleum of Emperor Taizong. Laozi's cemetery was moved, so the emperor was naturally not angry and immediately ordered the execution of these two men.

Relying on my professional legal knowledge, Di Renjie said last time that those two people didn't deserve to die. He said sternly, "I am unfilial in climbing trees in the mausoleum and must be killed!" " It is terrible that the emperor who once controlled the life and death of the world is not angry, and the angry emperor is even more terrible. However, Di Renjie did not change his face and immediately began to defend himself in court: "Frankly speaking, it has been embarrassing since ancient times. I thought it was difficult to meet Jie and Zhou, but it was easy to meet Yao and Shun. If you don't die today, your majesty will kill you, because you don't trust people and people don't know what to do! Your Majesty killed a general with cypress in Zhaoling today. After thousands of years, why does your majesty give priority? If I dare not kill a controlled talent, I will kill your majesty. "

Knowledge is power, and Tang Gaozong was naturally speechless in front of legal experts. Finally, under the strong intervention of Wu Zetian behind the scenes, the emperor was forced to change his mind, pardoned the two men for their capital crimes and exiled them to Lingnan. A few days later, Di Renjie was promoted to serve the Empire. Wu Zetian also specially called him in and praised: What you said a few days ago deeply touched the funeral home. In this case, it is commendable to dare to say such a thing.

After the death of Tang Gaozong, Wu Zetian went to Zetianmen in Luoyang in 690 AD after several years of preparation, and made a letter to the world, changing the name of the country to Zhou, calling it the "Holy Emperor". At the end of her reign, after a long period of observation and experiment, she finally gave the most powerful position except the emperor to Prime Minister Di Renjie.

Di Renjie was a man who was very responsible to the people and the emperor. He suggested that Wu Zetian intervene in her sexual life and directly asked Wu Zetian to close the Crane Control Hall. He said: "In the past, I asked you to cancel the' Crane Control Prison', which was not in name, but in fact. Today, although the name of' Crane Control Prison' has been removed, the second Reng Zhang is by your side. "

Wu Zetian did not break into a furious rage at the emperor's insult, but tactfully explained: "I knew you were a loyal veteran for a long time, so I asked you to bear the burden of the country." But you shouldn't ask this, because I am lucky to take care of myself. I once bowed to the emperor, gave birth to too many children, and all my blood ran out. Therefore, my diseases are intertwined. Although I often take supplements such as ginseng antler, the effect is not great. Shen Nan said: "The decline of blood gas is beyond the reach of medicine stone. Adopt Yuanyang to nourish the roots, yin and yang are in harmony, and qi and blood are full! I thought it was fake, so I tried it. Soon, my blood became stronger and stronger, and my body became fuller and fuller. This is by no means a lie. I have two teeth as evidence. "

Wu Zetian said, and also opened his mouth to show Di Renjie. In fact, Zhang Yizhi is indeed a rare pharmacist. He not only helped Wu Zetian grow wisdom teeth, but also tried to get her messy eyebrows out. However, Di Renjie's attitude is firm. He insists: "Swimming at the right time and holding the sacred bow, too much sex, will do harm to people. I hope your Majesty will stop here and don't add Toy Boy in the future. " Wu Zetian had to give up and said, "You are right. I will definitely restrain myself in the future!" " Think of Wu Zetian. She was not afraid of her own emperor and husband, but she lost her domineering power in front of Renjie, which showed that the queen respected him.

However, it is impossible for Wu Zetian to be completely abstinent. After the death of the Emperor, Wu Zetian's sexual life became more and more depraved, which made her lose her keen sense of the current situation, which led to her being forced to abdicate in the mutiny and ended the Zhou Dynasty.