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1, how long will you stay with me | I'll stay here for a long time.

2. There is a cool city in the north.

3, drunk red | a dull and colorful dream

4. spoil a temper | spoil a shortcoming

5. Trees spontaneously ignite to get fennel.

6. What's left is rubbish | What can be taken away is rubbish.

Give you the best | Give me what I want.

8. There is no Sha Qianmo around | but there is a pile of killing thousands of knives.

Sorry, I'm ugly | It doesn't matter, I'm blind.

10 Your graceful back in the sunset | My endless depravity in memory

1 1, half a iris | a thousand cups of lake bottom sand

12, you hurt each other | Do you face me?

13, I'm tall, sheltering you from the wind and rain | I'm short, and I won't block your sight.

14, safe and clean | clean and laughing.

15, bury me with the wind | Give you a dream

16, cold heart | flying heart.

17, love is hard to walk | love is hard to have.

18, long-legged willfulness | short-legged violence

19, finally waiting for you | fortunately, I didn't put it down.

20, together, not apart.

2 1, Gao Shuai is shorter than |.

22. Be my king | But I am the emperor.

23. I insist that I | You deserve me.

24. I'm propping up the ground crack | I'm blocking the landslide.

25. Habitual silence | Habitual dependence

26, lonely, naive | I, naive

27, empty city sick man | Gu city sick woman

28. Lie just because I love you | Forgive just because it's you.

29. Smile and say goodbye | Cry and say I love you.

30, one meter cute | two meters big devil

3 1, let me go to the toilet to calm down for a while | It's no use eating shit.

32, the girl of light _ | _

If you want to wear a crown, you have to bear its weight | If you want to hold a rose, you have to bear its pain.

34. Gone with the world is endless | dancing is endless.

35. You surprised my youth | You warmed my fleeting years.

36. Chu Xiao Island | Sion Island

37. Laziness and cats | Coffee and books

38. His heart is hers.

39. Am I everything to you | Yes, you are my concubine.

40. Sad Contact | Sad Contact

4 1, starting with heartbeat | ending with bald head

42. Lonely Street | Busy Lane

43. Repeat the sentence "I don't love | I love you" every day.

44. Who have you loved in your life? |◆ Who have you forgotten in your life ◆

45. Making a girl cry is a coward | Making a boy cry is a terrible thing.

46. Sorakara Ku is empty. | "Sorakara Ku is hollow.

47. How can it fall | It breaks your heart.

48. Love is in arrears | Love is dead.

49. I am absolutely beautiful to marry you as a terrapin | Labor Raymond marries you as a mountain gun.

50. From husband to old man | From wife to old woman

5 1, love you all your life | love you all your life

52, long encounter | wine and

53. Addiction i| Poisoning I

54. Cherry Little Prince | Cherry Maruko

55, distance | Siming pull

56. Old wine and new tea make me drunk with you. I want to tell you about big cities and small things.

57. I'm a little uneasy | I'm a little steady.

58, 19 Get to know him | 90

59. Forget the past

60, light Se | light blue Se

6 1, Xianggong | Niangzi

62, Nianqiao Red Medicine | Xiao Chunjiang Angelica dahurica

63. The boy on London Bridge | The girl on the Paris Tower

64, ℡ keep love | ℡ persistent love

65. Old love songs | Old love stories

66, still singing flowers | like to sing the moonlight is cold

67. Time hurts | Time cools people's hearts.

68. Hug over | chaotic heartbeat

69, the breeze don't ask misty rain | the drunkard's sake is not wine.

70. Give you a warm sunny smile.

7 1, can't miss | can't lock loneliness.

72. Rain in Cheng Nan | Chu Qing on the north shore

73. Blue is still the same | The white skirt is still the same.

It's not important except breathing | It's not a big deal except heartbeat.

75. Tenderness and Breeze | Love you deeply

76. The rain in Tokyo, the street in Paris.

77. The moon is bright | The breeze is raining again.

78. Loneliness in light time | Lonely city in light years.

79. Meet you as before | Love you as before

80. Earth Hero | Earth Fairy

8 1, you will be a princess after I die | You will be a minister after I die.

I love you more than your mother | I love you more than your father.

83, he is my life into my heart | She is my heart into my life.

84. Love of Time | Time Old Couple

85, elder sister, elder sister has capital | elder brother is crazy, elder brother has skill.

86, wishful thinking | willing to "agree"

87. It's so dark, I'm afraid I'm fine.

88. Endangered Species | Rare Species

89. Acacia cast red beans | Liu Chun painted all over the building

90, what | yum!

9 1, drowning in your heart | prison in your heart

92, an extreme man, | a stubborn woman,

93. Hey, what are you doing standing on the refrigerator | Because I want to get cold.

94. Fireflies are cool | Shallow grass is warm.

95. The light flowers are scattered with the wind | the warm sun is getting colder.

96. If you don't know how to cherish it, you will feel distressed. If you cherish it, it will hurt more and more.

97. I'm afraid of the dark, fool | I'm here.

98. Glory | Blessing.

99. I want to speak my mind | I'm homesick.

100, childish beginning | Send deep thoughts.

10 1, I want your smile | I want your joy.

102, with you as the center | with love as the radius.

103, Advanced Emotional Beast | International Slag

104, meeting you for the first time | I will meet you later.

105, teenager, I want you | Girl, I like you.

106, what is peace of mind | You are the answer.

107, I | Mrs Meng herself.

108, doctor Lu | halfway patient

109, ronin drunk | idiot attention

1 10, medicine | medicine

1 1 1, I don't know how to stay | I don't want to look back.

1 12, long-term love is not greasy | deep love does not give up

1 13, my Xiansen is so handsome | My mushrooms are so cool and cute.

1 14, left hand | right hand

1 15, heartless little wolf, heartless little fox

1 16, countless past only oneself | brilliant starry sky alone.

1 17, give sugar, don't cry | give money, don't make trouble.

1 18, ぐ what you can't get is always in turmoil. All the favored people have nothing to hide.

1 19, this life is inseparable. Never give up in this life.

120, I'm not tall enough | I can bend over.

12 1. Sow loneliness on the streets of Tokyo | Sow sadness under the cherry trees.

122, loneliness addiction | long illness becomes happiness

123, green bells ringing | white gauze fluttering

124, read our story | write our ending

125, want to stay | don't look back.

126, Xiao Lisheng Song III | Flute and Pipa

127, I have your peace of mind | I have your warmth.

128, south lane breeze | north street turbid wine

129, enter my lovesick door | Know that I am lovesick and crying.

130, loneliness is drunk | loneliness is with you.

13 1, don't dance lightly all your life | dance painfully all your life.

132. Do you want to die? Do you want to die?

133, beginning at first sight | ending at last.

134, the original me | the original you

135, if love becomes a thorn | Missing becomes a delusion.

136, beloved little fool | Love you, villain.

137, heart ratio citric acid. | The heart is cooler than mint.

138, dirty man | tide girl

139, nostalgia

140, look at Altman | Stop it, I'm shooting monsters.

14 1, I am awake | I am broken.

142, I will accompany you to see the world | I will accompany you to wander the rivers and lakes.

143, ツツツつつツだつだだつだだだつつ

144, haunted by the past | disturbing dreams for the rest of my life

145, 〆╯ Mantuo logic |〆╰╰ Poppy

146 Mr. Lonely | Miss Lonely

147 After all | After all

148, tattoo | tattoo

149,-My woman, you are not allowed to touch |-My man, you are not allowed to touch.

150, those pains in the past | those injuries in the cardamom years

15 1, Happiness is the precipitation of years | Smile is lonely sadness.

152, "new love and old love" | "old love and new love"

153, wait until all the scenery has been seen | You will accompany me to see the long flowing water.

154, naive ghost in kindergarten | cheapskate in primary school students

155, a somewhat wild person | a somewhat childish woman ╰つ

156, dreams and bubbles | You and tenderness

157, simply love you | simply miss you

158, my name is Li You | I love Enron.

159, life is fate. | death is accompanied.

160, Secondary Two Girls | Mentally Retarded Teenagers

16 1, dirty girl is seven points hot | rogue is three points cold

162, ▍ Leng Hai, cold weather | ▍ cold heart, empty island.

163, _ softness is disease | _ love you is life

164, I'd rather not hold | * * * You can be old.

165, I want to possess you | I want to attract you |

166, I hope you understand that I know you better than myself.

167, don't waste time.

168, miss what I lost | pay homage to what I have.

169, miss, I have a rose | Xiansen, I want another one.

170, enjoy the bleak ending of a season | watch the prosperity and decline of a season.

17 1, move north | detour south.

172, teasing couples | diaosi couples.

173, habit and you | rare for you

174, Falling Flowers Independent | Swift Qi Fei

175, I wish to be with you all my life | I wish to be with you all my life.

176, blame you for being so beautiful, | blame me for being so obsessed,

177, Meng Xian | Cool Nv

178. Missed a place, no one picked it up | Broken heart, no one cherished it.

179, look, I can shine | Stop it, give me your flashlight.

180, Jiusongqing | Half is sadness.

18 1. Don't ruin it if you get it | Don't regret it if you lose it.

182, my human hero | my human woman

183, I like you | I'm afraid you'll play bad.

184, as bold as iron

185, Iraqis never forget each other | Old friends never leave each other.

186, ② оо о о о о о о о о о о о о о о о о о о

187, dogs can't be fed too much | people can't be too kind to him.

188, hold me tight | Let me go

189, I'm worried about you || I'm worried about you.

190, ingratitude | idealism

19 1, yo, lose your temper! Hum, that's your business!

192, じ north nose じ |じbottom child じ

193, Heart Island ˇc | Heart Control Day ˇc

194, this moment gives you a pool of starlight | this moment promises to give you a lifetime of sunshine.

195, you&; Only belongs to me | you&; Non-exchangeable

196, XXX is my only support | XXX is my only exclusive.

197, don't tease me | Don't tease me

198, tattoo lover | lip color lover

199, you don't have dimples, but I'm drunk as a dog | You don't have tiger teeth, but I'm your prey.

200.-Prison heart lock. * |-Heartbroken. *

20 1, I'm waiting for the wind there.

202, wife, stop it. My rival in love is laughing | Husband, don't be angry. Your rival in love smiled again.

203, Snow White is born cute | Knight Prince is born handsome

204, a man's domineering deduction | a woman's arrogant deduction

205. You see, I found a goddess | daughter-in-law. Let the labor come down quickly.

I feel lonely |Z feel lonely.

207, girl, don't run | Young, stop.

208. Stay in my heart | Stay with me for a long time.

209,-cold eyes |-warm eyes

2 10, the smell of childhood is gone | Where is Zhuma now?

2 1 1, don't bring any emotion when you miss love | You don't need to bring any expression when you want to love.

2 12, Mental Retardation | Shen Jun | Shen Jun Mental Retardation

2 13, are you heavy behind my back | carrying the whole world, do you mean heavy?

2 14, Love O2O | Smile is an animal.

2 15, warmth is inseparable | endless warmth | endless warmth.

2 16, Xiao Xi | Xiao Qing

2 17, lost to time | awkward dismissal

2 18. Who cares about your crying | Who cares about your pain |.

2 19, how to' forget you | how to' let you go?

220, fool I spoil you | fool I love you

22 1, I always don't know how to turn back | Do you know I'm behind you?

222, a teenager awakened by the bell | Mushrooms crazy about mathematics and physics are cool.

Please do it with me like this | I will do it with you like this.

224, against m | m theory of mental abuse.

225, extinction ~ witch ℡| mixed world ~ devil ℡

If time goes back | I'm afraid my bright cheeks will fade.

227. You are the only one for me. I am the only one for you.

You are willful | You resigned.

229. Strangers are unreasonable | Old people don't reply.

230. Time の Furong Boy | Memories の Cherry Pomelo Girl

23 1,-Man |-Mob

232, accompany you young I | accompany you to grow old.

233, melt my half-life cream | warm my half-life loneliness

234, met | met.

Cats can't forget canned fish | rabbits can't forget carrots.

236, time lover *| deep sea lover *

237, mouth shut! | owe a kiss!

238, eight thousand meters deep | seven centimeters blue

239, nostalgia

240. Wait | Expect

24 1, there is no shortage of women around | there is no shortage of men around.

242, you are my dear-| You are my love-

243. I wish I could look back and grow old with affection.

244. Make fireworks. | The world is blurred.

245, can't stay is the heart | but time.

246, arbitrary | cold pupil

247, you malicious card | you malicious parallel stickers

248, like the snow on the mountain | as bright as the moon in the clouds.

249, ◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇967

250, ignorance | ignorance

25 1, showing a bit of domineering | emitting a lot of flowers ||

252, love is dead set | hurt my heart.

253, heart yue | favorite

254, I am the island | you are the tide.

255, the agreement of common growth | Don't forget each other's initial heart.

Cherish you all your life | love you all your life

257. The sea dries up and the rocks rot too little. It's been a long time since history.

258, fallen petal independence | Swift Qi Fei

259. Draw a picture for the prison ╰|↓ Make a cocoon and bind yourself.

260. The water is ruthless | the fallen petal flows intentionally.

26 1, Weiyi Road, Qingyuan | Meng Jun, Xiao Si, Dan

No one can understand disguise | No one can understand stubbornness.

263.♂ Who has been to the first generation | ♀ Who is the first generation?

Listen to the wind and laugh | Look at the sea in the waves

265, elder brother's heart belongs to | elder sister.

266. Drag the child away -yc| Hold hands -yc

267, disobedience. | Life.

Review several times a day | Ling's name and appearance.

269, Mi Mi | Mi Mi

270, Xiaofeng broken waning moon | dance to find the shadow

27 1, left ear "lying | right ear" confession

272. My son stands at attention and goes with my mother. My daughter is at ease and hangs out with my father.

I am a liar. Then I will sue you.

274. Endless future *| Endless past *

Is your mind full of shit | I won't allow you to insult yourself like this.

276, infatuated with me | infatuated with me

277, make with you | laugh with you

278. Uncle Meng #| Aunt Meng #

279. I only promise to be crazy for the rest of my life. If I promise, I will never forget it.

280, wayward doll | boring baby

28 1, and so on ~ how long can you hold on? | Time ~ Your eternity.

282, willing to be United | Never leave each other.

283. You are a radish | I am a dodder flower.

284, like a flower | like water flying.

285, wild as a gust of wind | waves like prostitutes

286. Surf with the sea | Swing with the wind

287. The cat is in the arms of the proud | gentle Mr Right.

288, Bai Yi | Mu Ge

Only I can wake you up ||| Who in this world can wake me up?

290. Good boy | ┙ Good boy.

29 1, cold is human heart | cold is human nature

292, Tingshan pine and cypress | Xiao Xiao Gu Fu.

293, afraid of no happiness | afraid of no return.

294, the ancient dirty male teacher | the original dirty female.

Waiting for you to move me home to be your daughter-in-law | Waiting for you to let me carry me home to be your husband.

296, pay attention to meet | life.

297, only love | life | only love | life

She said she wouldn't leave me | He said she wouldn't abandon me.

299. If you want to leave, you will spend it. If you depend on each other, you will spend it.

300, twinkling stars ☆| The sky is full of big stars ☆.

30 1, I don't want hugs | No heartbeat.

302. Mr. Xi Bo | Miss Jiao is ill.

303, funny little sister | Kind and strange

304, the universe invincible Macey egg | the universe invincible big idiot

305, low-key three proud | low-key three missed. arrogant

306, a long hug but missing | affectionate but companionship ♀

307. Ye's Woman | Elder Sister's Man

308, annual health care | lifelong injury

309. Young Blue under Lemon Tree | Young Love under Cherry Tree

3 10, you are the favorite of the past | you are the joy of youth.

3 1 1, my love for you is epic | Your love for me can be put aside.

3 12, Poet Fairy | Warm Wine Scholar

3 13, Northern Courier | Southern Stamp

3 14, shot for handsome | shot for beauty

3 15, just love | never forget

3 16, don't believe anything | don't look at your back.

3 17, "Reject temptation |" Welcome harassment.

3 18,-Flowers bloom and fall |-Miss and cherish each other

3 19, Love and You | Love and You

320. First friends | Now lovers

32 1, I have a place to lean on one day | I have no chance without love.

322,-Broken candle smoke point |-Stars and moons are sparse.

I am your May | I am your swallow.

324, the injury tore heart crack lung. | and spend money to get drunk.

325, full moon | Hachi was like peas and carrots

326, missed the years | spent my twilight years in vain

I'm afraid of being struck by lightning when I leave you | I'm afraid of being punished by God.

Love me deeply | deeply hinder me.

329. The happiness of crayons needs something new. Doraemon needs Doraemon.

330, little fool stop | big fool and so on

33 1, pen writes sadness. | Put pen to paper to reflect melancholy.

332. She is smiling | He crooked his lips.

Birds fly to the eaves and clouds float from the window.

334, Nanyuan Jiujiu | Northern Love Independence

335. The girl who lost her heart | The boy who stole her heart

A girl who smells like wine | A boy who smells like cigarettes.

337, a little nervous. | A little demented.

Love hurts | love hurts.

Make a mountain out of a molehill | make a mountain out of a molehill ◆

340, back to the past | back to the future.

34 1, I didn't give it to your husband if I was handsome | I didn't give it to your wife if I was cute.

342, grimace ╰ ╮ for a ride | hippies ╰ ╮ for a ride

343. Forgive me for loving you so much without words | Forgive me for loving you so much with a straight face.

344, buried in my heart | destroyed by love

345, ten thousand moss | a paper famine year

346, old friends laugh, give old friends tears.

347, the seas run dry and the rocks rot too little | The end of time is too early.

348. Half the sun | half the moon

No one is with him | No one is for her.

350. One second ago, my heart stopped hurting ~ | The next second, my tears stopped flowing ~

35 1. All liars are liars | All who believe are fools.

352. The old man was silent. My beloved has not come back yet.

353, the past is like the wind | after the dream

354. The teenager in the old lane of the ancient city has gone to the cold lane of Liangcheng, but the girl has not left.

355, ignorant cream scholar | ignorant savage miss

356, "comma to be continued | period. 』

357, foliage | Frida Meng ˇ

358, I finally waited for you | Fortunately, I didn't put it down.

359. Men's Hall' |' Women's Street'

360, early childhood | late childhood

36 1, a dream Hua Xu cited | a pillow book.

362, ~ Xiansen *| ~ Yin Fu *

363, meet unexpectedly | decree by destiny.

It's agreed not to stay | Now it's time for you to let go first.

Postscript. | langxi.

366. Love this woman | love this man.

367, if you have been | I will always love.

368, Jin Su Miko Wu) | An all-encompassing love).

369. "Stay with me all my life" and "Stay with me all my life"

370, unexpected joy | natural persistence

37 1, the sun please shine my parents' white hair | the moon please illuminate my parents' eyes.

Looking at the charming sunset in the distance | finally understand what is missing.

373, the universe invincible Macey egg | the universe invincible big idiot.

374. The leaves fall and the dust settles | the flowers fall but don't thank.

375, ambiguous. | Love has sprouted.

376. Love you ① Life | ① Love you.

377, a finger quicksand | for a period of time

378, wine woman | smoke man

379, cheering alone | ten thousand applause

380, handsome uncle ~ sweetheart | cute ~ Mr Right

38 1, Love two people and three worlds all your life |

You must come to my wedding | Why don't you get married if I'm not going?

383. Bury the past years | Sacrifice the past youth

384. Your name | My heart

385. Let's get started.

386, little fool I spoil you | little fool I love you.

387, empty city I | old heart I.

388, love you addiction | miss you into a delusion

389, ♀ Hold your left hand | Hold your right hand ♀

390, sing love songs | say love words

39 1, lick marshmallows and roam the rivers and lakes | bite lollipops and break into the world

392, rob what I love, why do I have adult beauty | take what I love, why should I give it away?

Fool, I only love you all my life | Girl, I leave the rest of my life to you.

394, youth warm eyes white shirt | girl cold pupil floral skirt

395. Looking back suddenly | You are behind you.

396. The present life of a gentleman | the past life of a beautiful woman

397. Let go of that love | Let go of that love.

398, vicissitudes of heart | meet the world.

399. Let's drink to the rising sun and the moonlight.

400. This man is cruel and handsome | This man is cruel and sexy.

40 1, one (only give one | one (only love one)

402, full of you | infatuated with you

You are the bluest sea when I was young | You are the most adventurous dream when I was young.

404, cute superman | funny monster

405.kissヤ ヤ ヤ |kissヤ ヤ ヤ ヤ

406. Girl Dream | Girl Dream

407, pretentious man | pretentious woman

408. The mushrooms that dare to explode are all queens | The Sao years that dare to explode skirts are hooligans.

409, sunny | cloudy day

4 10, ring finger% | anonymous%

4 1 1, to see the sun, for all his glory | Just near dusk.

4 12, next stop. Guard | Next stop. happy

4 13, Wang Ruoyi | Northern Ireland

4 14, being friends after breaking up is called a joke | Missing after breaking up is called meanness.

4 15, ♂ Blame me for being too persistent | ♀ Blame you for being too beautiful.

4 16, I am slightly fat | I love it very much.

4 17, angel's love | devil's love |

4 18, じ wretched Xiansen℡|じMiss Diaosi℡

4 19, silly girl, stop | Don't run, smelly boy.

420, the silence of the deep sea | desert

42 1, cute little sweetheart | high cold little funny ratio

422, ℡ pure black memory, | ℡ pure white memory,

423, he is WIFI but I can't connect | She is traffic but I can't use it.

424, I like the beginning | I like brocade.

425, cold and cheerless lady | giant warm husband

426, capture a little fairy male | capture a little fairy.

427. If you meet, if you leave | If you come back, if you go home.

428, a person # | no second thoughts #

429. Love at first sight

430, rich willfulness | no money to appoint

43 1, the fragrance of tea is not cool when people walk.

432, ℡ gentle female killer | ℡ pick up hot chicks sniper

433. I want to enter you, I want to hold your hand.

434,-She only loves life *|-He cherishes life *

435, ▓ Youlemei | ▓ Fragrant fluttering

436. I love you so much that I can put myself down | I miss you so much that I can forget myself.

437. A touch of overbearing gentleness | A touch of overbearing gentleness

438, the wind blows | people laugh.

Come with me | Don't leave

440, sister's drag you can't stand it | you look down on my handsome.

44 1, which do you think is more important, the game or me | Do I dare to play games but dare not hit you?

442. Together for a long time | Sauvignon Blanc

443, after the emperor | female emperor

444, first frost miserable | always right at the end of the year.

445, fish 7 ◎ Lady | Cat 9 ◎ Xiansen

446. Beauty dances for you | Look at the beauty fans.

447. Kindergarten Fairy | Kindergarten Shoulder

448, life lover | dream lover

449, the slaves of mountains and rivers | the acts of time

450, elder brother, take you as love | elder sister, take you as addiction.

45 1, only you don't love me | I won't marry you.

452, listen to the night wind playing the flute | playing the serenade.

453, the prodigal son is right | the prodigal son bitch

454, pull me | involve me

455, angular boy | sweetheart girl

456, dog | forever and ever bitch

457, jokes | concubine, etc. A thousand years.

458, miss you Wang Ruoyi | Gu Youbeiliang

459. Masculinity of じ★ ve | girlish feelings of じ★ve゛

460, the original heart does not change | sincerely unchanged

46 1, try to smile | pull the corners of your mouth.

462,-promiscuous without affection |-promiscuous without much love

463, noisy for a while | Enen loves for a lifetime.

464, the past past | this moment.

465, blue sky, white wedding dress | diamond ring, red carpet, mine

466, tiger | silly diu diu

467, the magic deer Enron i| Nohan Angyi I

468. You gently took my heartbeat | Your eyes took my heartbeat.

469, look at the back of the urgent evil spirit hordes | turned his head to scare away millions of lions.

470, "my" little fool | "my" big fool

47 1, Stars in Eyes | Moon in Dreams

472, my smart boyfriend! | My naughty girlfriend!

473, "Only one life left |" Only one life left.

474. Love you forever | accompany you for a lifetime.

475, no word love letter | no word love story

I'm too useless to change you | I have no ability, only to change me.

477, local ruffians and hooligans |

478. Sunlight is also sad | Sunset is also perfect.

479, keep the love Sunsg| keep the heart Sunsg

480. I drag my "none of your business" | I love my "none of your business"

48 1, listen to the wind and rain | for you and for me

You're full of shit | I'm full of you.

483, blindly on | blindly love

484. Don't love without pain | Don't study if you don't want to.

485, Rs Hi Xiaonanhai | Hi little girl

486, the lover has not returned | The old man is no longer.

487. Bitter memories in Tokyo sky | Prosperity blooming on the Paris Tower.

488, the original text