Humor is a little dirty. Encyclopedia of Brainstorming and Its Answers (3)

Humor is a little dirty. Brainstorm 7 1. A couple guessed the name of the dish, and the wife gestured to guess her husband. The word "steamed bread" popped up on the big screen.

Wife's description: round, white, edible.

Husband:?

The wife continued to describe: just white and soft. You ate it last night!

Husband seems to be in a hurry and blurts out: Mimi! ?

The word "vinegar" popped up on the big screen.

Husband: What do women like to eat from men?

Wife (happily): Tofu! !

2, guess the word link, vividly say: What horse did Guan Yu ride in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms? The guesser didn't know, and the painter suggested: Think again, this horse was ridden by Lu Bu.

The guesser shouted, It's The Story Of Diu Sim.

Bi Hua was furious: You are so stupid. I said riding during the day!

Lao Li was laughed to the ground! ! ! !

3, a couple, guessing historical relics, the wife is guessing her husband. The word "Diamond Sutra" popped up on the big screen.

Wife's description: It has existed since ancient times and is very famous.

Husband:

The wife continued to describe: it is that nun who has to read it every month.

Husband seems to understand and blurts out: "menstruation."

Humor is a little dirty. A recruit practiced lurking in a big tree, which unfortunately led to tragedy. The thing is this: while he was lurking in the tree, two squirrels climbed in along his trouser legs. Only one little one said, Boss, here are two walnuts. Let's eat one by one! ! ?

A lady took two noisy children to the bank to withdraw money. The lady didn't want her child's rude behavior to be exposed to so many people, so after entering the bank, she suddenly shouted to her child: face the wall and don't talk. ? Suddenly, all the people in the bank were facing the wall and didn't dare to make any noise.

Millionaire drives a limousine? Lincoln? When the car passed a village, he saw two beggars pulling weeds to eat, and the millionaire stopped at once.

? Why do you eat grass?

? We really don't have money ...? A beggar replied.

? Really, get in the car and go to my house. ?

? I have a wife and two children at home? A beggar muttered.

? Call them! ? The rich man pointed to another beggar. ? And you, call your family. ?

? My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. ? Another beggar said.

? It doesn't matter, call them all, go! ?

In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home.

The millionaire replied:? Nothing, just came back from abroad, and the house has been left unattended. The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high, so you can eat enough! ?

An old man walked slowly along the street and saw a little boy reaching for the doorbell, but the doorbell was too high to reach. The kind old man stopped and said to the child, let me ring the doorbell for you. ?

So he rang the doorbell several times, and probably the whole house heard the bell.

Then the child said to the old man:? Now let's run, quick! ?

A young lawyer appeared in court for his first case. His client's 24 pigs were run over by a train and killed. In order to emphasize the huge loss, he said excitedly: gentlemen, think about it, 24 pigs! 24 heads! Twice as many as our jury.

A man left home for work on Friday afternoon. It was payday, so he didn't go home. He spent all his salary partying with men all weekend.

When he finally got home on Sunday night, his angry wife was waiting for him and scolded him for nearly two hours. Finally, the wife stopped nagging and asked him: How would you feel if you didn't see me for two or three days in a row?

He replied:? I'll feel good. ?

Monday passed and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday passed, and he still hasn't seen his wife.

Before Thursday? The swelling disappeared a little, and he finally managed to see his wife from the corner of his left eye.

Humor is a little dirty. If you ran with a tiger, which one would you choose:

A.run faster than a tiger

B.run slower than a tiger

C. Run as fast as a tiger.

A: Animals are worse than animals.

Answer B: Animals are worse than animals.

Answer C: Animals.

A: What can a pig say best?

I don't know

A: Why?

B: Why?

A: Haha, you are a pig.

Humor is a little dirty. Brainstorm 10 1. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Who won?

No matter which answer, the person who answers is a pig, because only pigs know the result. )

2. China New Year is coming. Your family has a pig and a donkey. Kill the pig first or the donkey first?

(Kill pigs, donkeys think so, too; Kill the donkey, and the pig thinks so; Don't kill both, pigs and donkeys think so; Kill two, so do the pigs and donkeys next door. )

3. Do you have a face?

Answer: Yes. (You are so thick-skinned)

Answer: No (shameless)

A pig was with a tiger, and the tiger died the next day. Why?

I don't know

C: By the way, neither can pigs.

There is a fool who always says no to everyone he meets. Do you have money with you? Don't! ? Do you have a home? Excuse me, have you seen this fool?

A: No (then the other person is a fool)

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