Super classic joke

When you are tired, you can read a joke to relax, combine work and rest, and work smoothly and happily. I have compiled some super classic jokes for everyone to see. I hope that when you are depressed, Zhan Yan will smile to dispel your troubles.

Super classic boutique paragraph 1. My biggest weakness is lack of money?

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

4. Women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

5. When will there be a bright moon? Look up for yourself.

When I reached the top of the mountain, I found that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away.

7. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.

8. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes.

9. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me?

10. It is better to fight with a smart person than to talk to someone!

1 1. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!

12. It's not that I don't laugh, but it makes me laugh-_-!

13. No matter how difficult it is, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

14. My phone number is. Welcome to call.

15. A key fell into the cesspit and was dyed yellow. Is it called him in the Jianghu? East evil

16. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, which will cause? Xiao Hai? Yes

17. Good men have gone to be monks, and good women have gone to be nuns. So, teacher, just follow the old woman.

18. Your so-called public place is just a toilet in my eyes.

19. Actually, I'm not obscene, but I'm simply not obvious.

20. The world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to our children and grandchildren!

The most classic joke quotation is 1. Don't try to teach pigs to sing, it will not only lead to no results, but also make them unhappy!

2. I really want to sleep, play, eat, laugh and cry.

Suddenly looking back, the man next to him stood on the stairs with soy milk.

You have to believe that we will end up like a fairy tale of frogs and dinosaurs.

5. The real master of 5.XX is the weapon of the whole body, and all places are venues.

6. The so-called online dating is the legendary behavior that can keep people away from chastity.

7. Nothing is impossible in this world, just as Chris Lee can be a woman and Liu Can can be a man.

8. femme fatale was originally a coordinate word, femme fatale refers to women, femme fatale refers to men, and femme fatale actually refers to women and men.

9. A woman is actually an extremely dangerous animal. Her beauty is not so much a protective color as a warning color.

10. The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung is very nutritious.

1 1. The worst thing in the world is that radiation is gone and salt is bought too much!

12. When you die, I will burn down Hongyi Courtyard to see you off.

13. It's noon when weeding, and nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

14. Looking back, that man is the father of the child.

15. Growing old together is not about dyeing one hair and knocking out several teeth.

The most interesting classic joke is 1. If you don't turn over the books in the exam, you are a pig. Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.

In this world, there are mothers and children's mothers all over the street.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

4. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

There is only one Liu Yiyang in the world, but it's a pity that he is on TV.

7. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.

8. Do you believe that I can't slap you on the wall!

9. I keep looking down when I see others pretending to be B. It's not that I keep a low profile, it's that I look for bricks.

10. Look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except shit.

1 1. I'm not a convex man, I don't have his brave energy.

12. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

13. Poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

14. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I am not sad.

15. I don't mind scolding you at ordinary times. You didn't know you were both civil and military until you hit him.

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