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Talking about girls calling boys super-drag.

Talking about girls calling boys super-drag.

I know you left too early. I have to buy her a suitable ticket.

Second, we have been practicing smiling and finally become people who dare not cry.

Third, you said it was not waiting for you to turn over, but the salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.

Fourth, the century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

I have met so many people, but why do you occupy such an important position in my heart, but you seem to be the most passerby?

If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.

Seven, you will always have a beloved person, she is waiting for you, you go to find her and I will watch you go;

Eight, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

Nine, don't be silly, girl. Will people who love you have the heart to hurt you again and again?

X. Enter in Baidu: Is anyone more handsome than me? It replied, sorry, it hasn't been found yet!

It's hot and cold for me, and it's bright and dark. If it's nothing, if it's shallow, if it's deep, is it interesting Is it fun? Is it a bitch? Do you have a dog?

Your brain is full of baba, so everything you think is as directionless as a fly.

Are you angry? If you are angry, I won't apologize to you, because I want you to taste the taste of being angry without being coaxed.

If the other person scolds you, you can reply. Please don't talk to me and spit. I have no money and can't afford wet wipes.

Fifteen, like a toilet seat, not afraid of flies? Go back to your Japan, you watermelon taro, don't show off in an ostentatious manner.

I am grateful to those who have appeared in my life. I remember you very carefully, really;

17. Look at what you wear every day, why don't you do some personnel work?

Eighteen, time will block the years, and all that can be left are favorite characters.

Don't be proud. Your future boss may be a scum.

Twenty, Nongfu Spring, which drinks a bottle of its own tap water every day, still feels quite petty.

Twenty-one, the teacher said: don't be puppy love, there will be better in the future. I want to say: I only want him and I don't want anything else.

22. Xiong Er, does your belly grow in your head? All you think about every day is eating.

Twenty-three, people who have never stood in the same place will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs;

Twenty-four, Xueba: To be honest, you are most likely to get a heart attack when you announce your results.

Twenty-five, we all hate each other, but no one said to leave;

Do you know who I love most? This is the first word of this sentence, understand?

Twenty-seven, Wang Xiaojian taught you to swear is not dirty, don't look at you out.

Twenty-eight, after you were born, did you throw you three times and only catch you twice?

Twenty-nine, say I envy you, short oil, dry your tears and see,

30. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

Thirty-one, I must be a shining psycho in your mediocre life.

Thirty-two, it's been half a year since we broke up. He added me today. The verification information is: I owe you the future!

Thirty-three, if you have a fever at home, you will insist on surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

In fact, you are nothing but a barking dog.

Mint and Sprite are brothers, and they are both chilling.

Thirty-six, if you start to hide your temper and worry from me, then why do you want to be friends with me?

Doctor, what's wrong with me? Paralysis above the neck, what disease is that? Mental retardation

Thirty-eight, you are still chasing a fashionable scissors. Would you please look at your score of 38?

Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables coming down from the market, which cost a lot of money.

Forty, when I hug you, you are a cup, and when I let go, you are glass slag. To those who don't know how to cherish.

4 1, who are you making faces with? I owe you a loan due.

42. Is there pure friendship between men and women? Yes! As long as you are ugly enough! ! !

Forty-three, I have been awake, watching myself sink.

44. When you meet a generous person, I will give you a brick and you will know what hepatic fibrosis is.

Forty-five, how about my nature paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?

Forty-six, don't always live in Hibika, your house, you are horny, go find Wangcai next door.

47. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Forty-eight, I am not afraid that everyone in the world is against me, but that you are among them and ignore me;

49. If you know that you are walking in the airport, you should hide. Don't be cocky, lest others don't know.

I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

5 1. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.

52. Forgive me for hating something called betrayal.

Fifty-three, third beautiful, fourth charming. After all, the government recognizes the original match.

54. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Fifty-five, say that my man is a two-legged man, short oil, it seems that your man is a three-legged toad.

56. Every time I see the word "hehe" in chat, I want to take a hose, connect one end to the tap, and stick the other end in your mouth to make you drink enough.

57. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

I am young, but my domineering is enough to make you scream!

Do you love him? Do you feel bad? Do you want to cry? Do you feel distressed? Put it down. He doesn't love you anymore

Sixty, I have nothing to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am not as shameless as you.

Complete stories of boys scolding girls

Complete stories of boys scolding girls

First, don't say that you don't know a fish without tears, even if it flows into the whole sea.

Second, my other half was reborn after being dumped a long time ago.

Third, being together means destroying pure friendship and forming impure love and affection.

Tomorrow, people who have no lover will break up happily in the street while shopping.

5. I am a bit of a pretender. I am an unstable person. If you don't like it, don't go near it, or you will get hurt easily.

Six, too many words can't find the heart. Forgive me for being speechless;

70,000 reposts and comments are not as enjoyable as the praise of a favorite person.

I don't know how to write the ending of our story so as not to be sad and calm because it has been decided.

Nine, I don't want to see someone I care about get me a space access setting.

Ten, at the best time, it's good to meet the most obscene you.

I can't say what I hate, nor can I want what I like.

I am not a strong person, but I know I must pretend to be strong when I should be strong.

It's not that I won't take part in accidental amusement. I just don't want to waste my acting skills on you.

I chewed when I liked you, so I can't stop liking you.

Is perfunctory, ironic, helpless, ridiculous, disdainful, indifferent and ridiculous.

I noticed that you stopped recently. Don't say fat or not! Swollen

Seventeen, low-key is the most awesome show off!

At the age of eighteen, after the summer vacation, I didn't thin into a flash of lightning, but turned black into a dark cloud.

Nineteen, I gradually understand that this is a silent tragedy and no one can save me.

Whether I pay attention to image depends on our relationship.

Twenty-one, when there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

22. My smile now is charming, as if I had never laughed calmly before.

I really want to splash him with concentrated sulfuric acid, which won't react with impurities.

The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light.

Twenty-five, the scariest moment in the world is the head teacher standing by the window with a smile on his face!

Twenty-six, people's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once jealous, the heart is black.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

Twenty-eight, the world laughs at me for being too playboy, and I laugh at the world for not knowing.

Twenty-nine, wolves go all over the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

Gu Li is the strongest woman I have ever seen, but she has a hot and soft heart.

Thirty-one, the low profile now is only for the high profile in the future.

No matter how vicissitudes my back is, I will smile beautifully one day.

I think you should be busy now. I just want to say the first three words of this passage to you.

Thirty-four, Valentine's Day is coming. Thunderstorms will be too frequent in the next few days. Please swear to women as little as possible to avoid being struck by lightning.

35. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

I want to give you the whole world so that you can fix it.

Thirty-seven, not everyone is as shallow as you. Take off the mask. We don't know anyone.

We are not lovers, we are just porters of love.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

Forty, one month before the exam, I want to: strive for the first place; Last week: just work hard; After the exam: Focus on participation.

Forty-one, mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat!

Forty-two, the heart was deeply stabbed and will never be cured.

As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.

44. It is better to have stories, big and small, than to moan and complain about fate all day.

45. The ideal life is nothing more than taking a nap in the morning, taking a nap in the middle, taking a nap in the afternoon and taking a nap at midnight.

Forty-six, behind the sniper friend's disguise is the desolation of society or the snake swallowing the elephant.

47. The funniest thing about watching TV series is that people in TV series say that TV series is performed in this way.

Forty-eight, I really don't like it when someone says that I will beat the head teacher to death with my summer homework as if he could move.

Forty-nine, students who don't want to start school are all good students, which fully proves that they have no puppy love!

50. Why do you pretend to shed tears? People will only laugh at you. Don't you understand?

5 1. If you love me halfway, don't blame me for calling you a loser.

52. Who knows that a hundred billion times may make me feel honored and lucky to meet good people?

Going out to play with friends and where to go have become the most difficult problem in the world.

54. In the third year of junior high school, all the main course books were piled up to a height of two meters. Why does a piece of paper less than one centimeter deny my three years' efforts?

55. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out!

56. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!

Disappointment, injustice and the like do not need to be explained. The more you explain, the more chaotic it is.

58. No matter how tough a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

59. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

60. When I die, please help me install free WIFI in front of my grave, so that someone will come to see me often.

Super drag talk about girls' domineering, super drag girls talk about daquan.

1. If I had known it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, I would have given a doll kiss.

I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.

What I need is a lover who can accompany me to death, not an obstacle to my wasting my youth.

Life drives me like a man. How can I find an innocent girl again?

It was easy to make up, but it was too difficult at first. It's better to go our separate ways than to suspect each other. I will laugh generously and walk generously.

6. Never please everyone, so charming. Super drag girl latest.

7. Stop hurting yourself, okay? Be a charming bastard, gentle and arrogant.

8. If you are a wild horse and I can't catch your reins, I will burn the whole grassland.

9. Like me, you can attack, suffer, be cute and be fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy and unrestrained. A proud girl deserves you.

10. Remember, first, I am always right, and second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

1 1. You can't be a good guy or a bad guy, just want to be your sweetheart.

12. In the future, I will take my son's name after you. If you cannot be my man, be my son.

13. It's naive to like you, but I don't like you to let your father mature in minutes.

14. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. If you break my heart, I can let you go, but remember: I have a temper, not a horse!

15. If you like someone, go after her. If you can't catch them, keep chasing them. If you can't catch them, break their legs.

16. In the future, I will be the only one in your heart, your arms and your body. /Shuo Shuo/

17. You are deeper than me. You are very sexy, with a large circle and a heavy background, but at least I am cleaner than you.

18. People who don't understand me, what qualifications do you have to point at me; Who are you to judge me if you don't know me?

19. Am I poisonous? Am I calculating? Am I hypocritical? I can't fool you if I don't do this!

20. If an apology helps, what should Saint Laurent, Givenchy, Gucci, Chanel, Dior and Lancome do!

2 1. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

22. I don't want to be a female hooligan who fights in all directions, but none of you treat me like a little girl.

23. feelings are like this. When you are disappointed, you will never look back. It's not that I'm not brave and I'm not afraid of getting hurt. I just don't think I should continue to make the wrong decision for the wrong you. After all, you have your persistence, and I also have my free and easy.

24. Just be happy, there is nothing to care about. In any case, we will not leave this world alive.

25. Some people say that I am shameless and joking. I am not willing to part with such a beautiful face.

26. You don't need to explain to anyone. People who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe it.

27. Everyone has his own bottom line. I can tolerate it above the bottom line, but once it is touched, there is nothing you can't think of that I can't do. On the Super Character of Boys

1, I began to try to change myself a little bit every day, even if it is only a little bit, I have seen enough. Have you ever heard the saddest song? Singing sadness naked.

Don't worship my brother, he doesn't have much money in his pocket.

When the sky is hot for a long time, those who follow me will be crowned king.

I like to be noticed, especially those who despise me.

6, this age is really good, you can hold your head on the desk and talk about your future and dreams.

7. If you let me shed a tear, I will definitely let you shed a drop of blood.

8. Don't tell your sister to grow old together. My sister will always have black hair.

9. I heard that you are doing well, so I wish you a lonely life with her.

10, if you admit that you made a mistake, then you prove that your life is a failure.

1 1. There is no shortage of dogs around me. Don't come to me whenever you are short of dog food.

12, I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

13, when we know happiness, we know how to cherish it.

14, your world has nothing to do with me, my world is only worth seeing.

15, there is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of abandonment that is called fulfillment.

16, my heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

17, I hope we will have more happiness in our future life, there is no reason.

18, there is no fate between us, it depends on my face value.

19, the fat that women can't lose, the color that men can't quit.

20. If you can entrust your life to me, I will use my life to make you laugh.

2 1. Don't tease people you don't like, be kind to people you like.

22, the average girl, the average drag bottle, the average little slut came to the kang!

23, the big iron piece knows it is a knife around the neck. Did you know that I peed all over your face?

24. Be quiet or crazy.

25. If you like a girl, I will propose to you. You shouldn't just kill her, but you should only kill her.

26. When you experience more and more things, you will often learn to be rational subconsciously.

27. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

28. It's better to be yourself than to live in other people's lives.

29. If you bring a dog and you let me choose, I will choose a dog, because dogs are more loyal than you.

30. Love or leave. I hug your thigh, please?

3 1, smiling is my only pride.

32. When my hair reaches my waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

33. The shadow under my feet never tries to look like anyone.

34. You woke me up suddenly. We have known each other for several years. You've found your love, and I'm still wandering around.

35. If you like it, don't divide it. If we split up, why should we contact?

I remember who said that I fell in love not with you, but with my love.

I can't bear to leave you, but I have already left.

38. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

39. Sometimes, there is no next time, no chance to start again, no pause to continue.

40. One day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs in the world.

4 1, put away your shameless spirit quickly.

42. I am not Master Kong. If you want to soak, soak!

43. Men and women don't give and receive, but they get married after kissing.

Don't be proud in front of me. One day I will smile and watch you cry.

I didn't know what the reaction was, so I didn't respond.

46. I haven't become bad, but who has cherished my goodness?

47, talked about the longest love, narcissism, I love myself, no rival in love!

48. My desk is no longer suitable because I slept with it.

49. At the corner of emotion, we chose the back-to-back direction and stayed away from it.

I am not ignorant, but I don't regret it.

5 1, the only person who can turn your emotions into clouds and shelter you from the wind and rain is the one you love.

52, watch the fans die behind, turn around and scare away millions of heroes!

53, funnier than a warm man is so funny and so warm.

I must write today! I'll fucking kill you for this stupid math!

Maybe you will never remember a person who once loved you so much. I just laughed when people mentioned you!

56. Your family is wholesale and dazzling. No wonder you can't stop being mean.

57. I can listen to your reason with a smile, or I can tell you what the rules are.

58. Love is like a besieged city. People outside the city want to go in, and people in the city really know how to play.

59. You forgot too fucking simply, and I was so fucking heartbroken.

60. It's not your grades that move you all your life, but those days when you are about to collapse. Stick to it.

6 1, if you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

As far as I'm concerned, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

63. If you are like this, then I will, besides you, I am still you.

There is no need to show off your feelings. If you are in love for two or three periods, learn to grow steadily. Casuality is the best gift for yourself.

65. You may not be able to pick up what I threw away.

66. You make love with short sleeves in the sunny south, and I curl up in a ball in the cold night in the north.

67. Everyone has several scars. This is not an ulterior secret, but it will hurt to uncover it.

I don't want to miss every inch of your life.

69. Drink alcohol and grow old with your son. The harp is in the imperial court. Keep quiet.

70. Although I am not yet 18 years old, I can't stop the arrival of love after all.

7 1, I held the banner and laid down half of the country. I'll play the throne and you sit down.

72. People can't help themselves in Jianghu. If you don't swear, people will scold you.

73. It is precisely because people are in the wind that it is not up to you and me to gather and disperse.

74. Once the drama of life begins, no matter how stage fright you have, you must play it to the end.

75. I can't see my way, but I never give up.

76. If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because it is the closest place to your heart.

77. Responsibility, that was your last generation. My responsibility is to give up my responsibility.

78. Why do people say you are ugly? I am very happy.

79. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

80. No matter how high the sky is, tiptoe is closer to the sun.

8 1, love is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

82. Even if I don't call you Jun, I've been calling until now. Can this feat of rust still move the three armed forces?

83. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

84. The days when you are alive are brighter than noon. Although there is darkness, it is still like morning.

85. Is there anyone in your QQ who doesn't want to delete it, but doesn't talk?

86. The so-called single dog means that acquaintances dare not do it and strangers dare not speak.

87. I'm not the big bad wolf. If I leave, I won't come back.

88. Together or not together, which do you think is more disappointing?

89. No matter how good a person is, but he doesn't want to go with you, he is a passerby.

90. If you are a piece of toilet paper in the trash can, I must be the one who threw you in.