A joke that can make people laugh instantly.

1 In the second year of high school, the head teacher was a middle-aged man wearing obscene glasses, and he always secretly caught the classmates talking at night. One night, he quietly put his head out of an old window with an anti-theft iron railing and suddenly shouted, Who told you to get out? ! The class suddenly fell silent. . A minute later, his faint voice floated overhead: well, my head is stuck here and I can't get out. Can one of you help me?

Both families have an idiot mother. My sister slept with my mother last night and forgot to close the window. I got up with a stuffy nose in the morning. . . Suddenly, I heard my mother proudly say to my father in the living room, "I woke up in the middle of the night and felt cold." I saw my daughter's window open, so I hurried back to my room to sleep. Fortunately, I didn't catch a cold ~ "At that time, my little eyes were filled with bitterness. . . Alas, talking too much is all tears.

I have a stomachache after eating bean jelly today. Go to see a doctor at once. After the doctor touched my abdomen, he shook his head seriously. I was worried to ask if it was a stomach stone. Or a gastric ulcer? The doctor still shook his head. When I couldn't help thinking in a worse direction, the broken doctor said there was a lot of meat.

A woman was walking down the street in a mink coat. A man ran from behind, took off his coat and slapped her in the face. He said angrily, "If you don't want to buy such an expensive thing, you have to buy it!" Then turn around and walk away. Everyone in the street thinks it's husband and wife. The woman was stunned for a long time and shouted: "Robbery!" "

Just after visiting the park, I hurried to the public toilet. When I finished washing my hands, a young voice behind me said, "Brother, can I have some paper towels?" I looked back and saw a child of seven or eight years old. I asked, "Why don't you bring paper to the toilet?" He said with tears in his eyes, "I brought it." I just borrowed it from my uncle who lives next door. He said let him see what brand it is ... "I'll go.

I took the bus yesterday and got off at the first stop, so I got up and walked to the back door ... I accidentally stepped on the foot of a girl with a short skirt. Although I apologized, the girl began to curse, and the more she scolded, the worse she got. . . I was really angry when I got off at the station. The moment the door opened, I tore off my skirt and got off the bus decisively ... I only heard someone screaming behind me ... Hum, fight with me! ! !

My son ran out of the classroom quickly after coming home from school yesterday. "Why is it so fast today?" The son gasped and said, "Don't ask, let's go!" He looked blank and asked, "What are you in such a hurry for?" What happened? When his son pulled out the car, he whispered, "No, let's go." . "The teacher forgot to leave homework today, and it will be too late for him to remember.

A male customer is eating in a restaurant. The boss gave him a surprise when he finished eating and asked for the bill. "3000 yuan is too expensive!" He said, "You should give a discount to your peers, right?" The boss said, "So you also run a restaurant?" . He said, "No, I robbed the money."

Yesterday, I heard my neighbor scold his wife, saying that she just lies under the covers every day, and nothing is cleaned up at home, making everything in a mess. It's an ugly name to scold. What a big man scolds is an exit. If it wasn't cold outside, I really wanted to come out of his closet and beat him up.

Please adopt it. . . . . . oh