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Feeling tired: suddenly found that one person's fault is caused by two people.

First, I don't seem to be as stupid as I liked you at first! !

Second, how many people have told you that you can't live without you, and then where are they?

It's your fault that I'm on and off. Am I too cool to let you go? ]

Sooner or later, all men in the world will have menstruation.

6. I am from the countryside. Please make a detour.

When being strong is your only choice, you know how strong you can be.

I want to jump on your back wearing a T-shirt and ponytail and listen to you say that I am the most beautiful girl in your world.

Nine, me? What about you? Three? All talk and no action? What is this? It's just perfunctory.

Once a person who loves to laugh starts to cry, he is heartbroken than anyone else.

1 1. If you are useless, don't blame the reality for being too realistic.

Twelve, just when we were soft-hearted and lacked courage, the best son passed away mercilessly.

Thirteen, sometimes suddenly feel very depressed, do not want to talk, do not want to move.

Fourteen, can you not miss it? Every time I am stupid enough to run away, can you hold my hand tightly and tell me that you love me?

Fifteen, some things, think too much headache, figured it out and feel distressed.

16. If you don't want to talk to me, just tell me to get out, let me feel at ease or give up.

Seventeen, quiet is just a choice, not my intention.

Eighteen, sleep in tears, because I am too tired, I can only rest assured in my dreams.

Maybe you will be the biggest regret in my life, but I will always thank you for coming to my youth.

I only like women. In my eyes, only you are a woman.

Twenty-one, the water can still be drunk when it is cold, and even happiness seems lonely when the heart is cold.

Twenty-two, don't tell me about southeast and northwest. I've been turning left and right for so many years. This kind of words guided me to find my way.

Do you want to scold? Do you want to cry? Do you want to die? Is it interesting? Are you sick enough?

24. From now on, I won't be patient. I will not hesitate to get back what belongs to me and hurt me. I will make them pay one by one.

Twenty-five, there are so many red tarot in this world, and Big Wolf is just a legend.

Love is not a person's business, but two people's efforts, two people's struggles and two people's * * *

1, the world is safe and the heart is dead.

2, love is not a person's business, but two people's efforts, two people's struggles, and two people's * * * creation.

3. You don't have to lie or try to be brave. People who know you naturally know what kind of person you are.

I want to be myself, but I have to pay a heavy price.

5. How much do you love me? I know better than anyone. I don't need anyone to tell me who to be nice to.

Only by seeing the sadness behind your smile and feeling the love behind your anger can such a person hold your hand forever.

7. If you are still living in a state of war, what is the significance of my existence?

8, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at the temperament, no bangs look at the facial features, I am suitable for masking.

9. Don't laugh at that fat girl!

10, when dealing with a relationship, you should learn not to be afraid of being hated or hated by others. When you determine your principles, don't give in again and again, learn to say no, learn to be yourself, and learn to implement your principles. You can't break your principles in order to try to please people.

The word love is too beautiful and too sad.

12, I don't care about him anymore. What is he? Stay away from him, and then I will love myself.

13, I tried hard for more than two years and didn't warm you, but she occupied your whole heart in less than half a year.

14, happiness, temporary. Just, one word, two words.

15, no matter how deep your feelings are, you can't love me anymore.

16, no matter how good it is, I often tell myself that everything will pass!

17, from weak connection to no connection to nothing, always get used to it.

18, if it's over, can you tell me, don't let me wait here endlessly.

19, time goes on, not for you and me.

20. If you are happy, it is not because I will let go, but because you have it.

One person is happy, and two people are life.

First of all, I think of a lyric by Cyndi Wang: Don't say you love me, you miss me. If you don't do this in your heart, just perfunctory me, I will feel very uncomfortable when I know it. I want you to walk silently and don't look back. I will clearly understand what you want. There is no need to comfort me reluctantly and say strange reasons.

Second, perhaps, only those who have really loved can truly appreciate the feeling I said. This is definitely not affectation, but the details of love. If you think it can't explain the problem, then the details can't beat love. Because I'm talking about the degree of love, not love or not.

Thirdly, Li Xiaoxiao said: Actually, I think it is a good thing for a person to like only one man all his life, and it is a very beautiful thing.

Fourth, ugliness is controlled by Yan, and poor families worship. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

5. It seems that after waiting for a hundred years, I suddenly understand that even if we meet again and act mature, it is better not to see each other.

6. Maturity is not that you can enlighten others with many reasons, but that you can convince yourself to understand the people and things around you.

Seven, people sometimes go crazy, obviously have a hunch or know that the result of one thing is not good, but they have to figure it out and figure it out. Actually, this is paranoia. Only when you know that the result of one thing is not good, and you can try your best to change its result, will you have perseverance. Unfortunately, there are too many people who persist in paranoia in the name of persistence.

My language is too pale, but my heart hurts because of every word you say. Too many can't, don't want to, want to leave, leave this painful you. On the other hand, it is too difficult to empathize with others. I only care about my love. I forgot to leave, once and for all, I am used to having you, I am used to loving everything about you.

9. Commitment has long been a thing of the past; Yesterday has also become a memory.

Ten, a good friend must not be offside, offside will become a stranger.

Eleven, simplicity is not less, but there is no redundancy. Enough is not much, but you happened to be there. Talk about daquan

Looking back now, where to meet someone and find a job, every step is the best arrangement of fate. All the accumulation in the past has pushed you to where you are today. Before you find true love, the past is always company. The past was nothing until you achieved something. Every incident that beats you will only make you brighter. Mister Tao

Thirteen, when we were young, we always liked to laugh at ourselves. I was a bad girl who studied hard. He was a good boy who studied hard. After many years, these roles will be reversed, and then reversed, until we begin to accept our duality, accept different beliefs, and accept our own light and darkness.

Fourteen, some friends deliberately don't know each other, and they don't force themselves to maintain that relationship. If they don't contact for a long time, they will make an appointment to chat, and they will talk about their recent life and experience in Kan Kan as before. It seems that there are too many endless stories for each other. When I was leaving, I was occasionally sad. After separation, I will return to my original life without affecting my good mood. This is the most comfortable old friend relationship I feel.

At first, we pretended to be confused to understand. Later, we played dumb and understood. -It's not that we want to live in ignorance. However, a lot of things, with hard work, will be exposed, exposed and lost. The world of adults is always so fragile.

The friends I made at the age of 16, 14, the people I loved at the age of 17, 18, and the stumbles and grievances I suffered in my twenties are like milestones in my first half of my life, which makes people both happy and bitter. But at this moment, I really want to thank this suffering and let me see through the essence of life. Of course, I want to thank the kindness and compassion brought by this joy, so that I still want to live hard after seeing through the essence of life. Fu nan

17. If a director asks an actor to act in such a crying way, it means that he can't think of any other way. He didn't know how to behave in the face of certain things, so he said, and then shed some tears. The audience will be emotional. Robert? Mackey

Don't take it too seriously, it will make you more sad.

Nineteen, if you care about a fate, then it is enough to keep your friends at arm's length. Never think too much. Marriage is a besieged city where widows are buried. Love is dew, but sooner or later.

Twenty, young love, perhaps frivolous, or just the scenery along the way, nothing is important. Time has already turned yellow, and no matter how hard it is, it has already passed!

Twenty-one, you think that your past pain makes you invulnerable, neither sad nor happy, but you don't know that there is another person who can easily tear up your disguise and wait for you in the back with no effort.

Twenty-two, a person has lived for a long time, and when he meets some warmth, his pretentious lofty heart will be defeated.

Twenty-three, between reality and ideal, the constant is trekking, between gloomy and brilliant, the constant is pioneering.

Twenty-four, one person is happy, two people are life.

Twenty-five, life is like a tea egg, it needs cracks to taste.

Love words about sadness, the loneliness of one person, the fault of two people.

After countless days of struggle, I finally separated from you completely. At first, I ran in the rain like a helpless child.

I couldn't tell whether my face was full of rain or tears, and then I got sick. I know I have to get used to life without you.

I gritted my teeth for more than a month and never cried. I don't know why I often think of the past recently.

Thinking about it, tears fell down! But I won't bother, and now I'm stronger,

I dare not believe that a person will be very happy because of his illness!

Like a person. That is, if you send her a message, she won't call you back for a minute, ten minutes or an hour.

There are all kinds of worries and fears in my heart, thinking about what happened to her.

It will make you feel uneasy. This is the person you like.

People like me are not suitable for falling in love, because falling in love will awaken my possessiveness, control and suspicion.

It will also tempt me to be narrow-minded, selfish and sensitive, and every emotion is enough to make me and the people I love suffer.

In fact, I know very well that you don't belong to me, so I can't let go!

I have been in love with someone for more than a year, but since something happened, our relationship can't go back to the past.

I loved him so much that I even gave up my family for him, but he insisted on that and no longer had feelings for me.

I got drunk yesterday and picked up my cell phone, but I sent him a message unconsciously. He only replied, well, my heart hurts.

Today, I restrained myself from disturbing his life. Since I don't love, why force him to love me?

Today is my birthday. After work, I spent it alone at home without complaining.

The children stay at school, and the father has to make a living outside.

Let yourself go, although I have been reluctant to give up, I still reluctantly deleted all the good memories between us. One should also be happy.

I hope you can know how to cherish and care for me and our baby.

The responsibility of being a father, the responsibility of being a husband! Don't let me down again! Sadness.

It's actually nice to be alone. I have been raising my daughter alone for ten years. It is my experience that one person is happier than two.

Fool, how can I leave you? The most beautiful meeting in this life is you.

From 19 to 25, I left a girl's best youth to her first love. I chose to turn around when I should have got married.

I have been lovelorn for six years, and I don't understand why repeated contact is a silent response. Why are you so embarrassed?

Now, I am 3 1 year old. In the same six years, time has given me a husband and a pair of children who love me.

This is a gentle and calm day, and the years are quiet. He used to be mine,

We will settle down in our own world and return everything to the past.

I dreamed of you last night, stuck with you, hugged and slept together, and the dream was so real! As long as it is you, it doesn't matter how late it is.

No matter how hard and tired we are, we will face it bravely together and go on together. Ten years of wind and rain, I still like to rely on you!

Thank you for supporting the whole family! Dear husband, thank you.

As long as it is you, I will still appear without hesitation. As long as you speak, even Qianshan can't stop me