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Sichuan dialect xiehouyu
Selected two-part allegorical sayings in Sichuan dialect 1) Did Luo go up the mountain? Money was tight (before)
2) The dog drove the duck away? culmination
3) Pick your teeth with watermelon? Jingdao
4) navel cupping? inhale air
5) Do you fart in your stomach? What do you think (loudly)
6) onion pig nose? pretend
7) daffodils don't bloom? dissemble
8) The crow falls on the pig? I only see pig black, not myself.
9) Is there a stone in the toilet? Smelly and hard
10) throwing grenades into the toilet? Aroused people's feces
Two-part allegorical saying recommendation about Sichuan dialect 1) appears under the bed? Attitude is not high
2) Practice swimming in the shit tank? Really not afraid of death (shit)
3) Is there a leaky spoon in your stomach? Too many ideas
4) Bare butt grinding? Turning around is humiliating.
5) Weasels watch chickens? The more you look, the thinner you get.
6) A donkey is tied around his neck? Not Zheng Zhuang (heap)
7) Toad carrying a small hand? Lengchong local small leader
8) potatoes move? Rolling ball
The police arrested his father? Act according to official principles
10) Ten jars of cucumber soaked in vinegar? You can be bitter.
Appreciation of two-part allegorical sayings in Sichuan dialect 1) Hanging hedges on the chest? Take care of your heart.
2) wear a threshold? Advanced pleats (cymbals are traditional shoes in Northeast China, and there are many pleats in the front of the shoes)
3) Black blind people stand at attention? Cover the sky with your hands.
4) Do blind people look in the mirror? Like a bear
5) Black blind people break corn? Pick up your ears and throw them away. Black bears often go to corn fields to break corn, but they can only hold their ears and the rest fall to the ground. Used to describe poor memory. )
6) crops don't know electric batons (flashlights)? Fire of anxiety
7) The crop guy doesn't know Yuanxiao? White pill (play)
8) Fighting? Sea? Eyes? Look up. Describe a person who only flatters. ? Sea? It refers to a white and black fine pulp that sorghum becomes due to illness when heading.
9) pee on your back? Invert (cross) up. Fight? Sea? Eyes mean the same thing.
10) grave circle (full, four tones) bow? Shoot a ghost. Grave circle, that is, cemetery.
1 1) The woodpecker lost his card (fell forward)? It's all about mouth. Refers to people who can say but can't do it.
12) How much does the pouting mule give the donkey? Bitter, just eat here.
13) Eat fried noodles with sideburns? Jue (Pingsheng) refers to provoking relations, creating contradictions and undermining unity.
14) in the washbasin? Zhameng knows nothing about depth.
15) Pick up the sledge while walking? There are fishermen. (Northeasters? Sled? What's your name? Fishing (old, four sounds) sledge? . I found a sleigh on the way, so I naturally have something to fish for. That means someone is talkative, right? Knock? Is it okay? Hey? . )
16) Don't tie a pole around your waist? Swing from side to side (described as unreasonable)
17) The old lady went to the henhouse? fool
18) bare claws on the chicken coop? Don't pick eggs (simple)
19) eat melon seeds in the Mao Lou? make both ends meet
20) Sickle in the cabbage field? Throw away the pills. (What about cabbage? Star? As a unit, cut with a sickle. Star? Naturally broke up. ? Star? With what? Knock? Homophonic, meaning already? Off topic? .
2 1) broken straw hat? Sun one's face
22) broken stove? Xiafan
23) A three-legged stool? Insufficient kicking
24) Wowotou kicked his foot? Not a good cake
25) Farting under the covers? Monopolize sth
26) Toad on the road? Cold stamping imported car
27) Did you look in the mirror? Seek ugliness
28) shovel to cut vegetables? Unreal (reaching for a knife)
29) eat wicker and pull the basket? Braids in the stomach
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