Interesting sentences about eating takeout and making friends: the humor of one person ordering takeout (23 selected sentences)

1, I asked a friend, that is, a girl has gained weight recently, but she is very nice. Can she order takeout now?

2. I ordered a drink, and I ordered something about mala Tang before. I haven't found out that people can add more spicy soup.

3. Eat alone, drink alone and play mobile phone alone.

Nowadays, young people eat like a year. What's going on here?

5, a person, also want to eat well, take it seriously, eat is not lonely, but enjoy, is comfortable!

6, don't be spicy, you don't want it, you don't have to eat it.

7. In the big night, you can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street. Suddenly feel very inspirational. Everyone else is still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

8. Eating alone is not loneliness, but sensibility!

9. What do you think when you eat?

10. Call the rider and ask him to bring me a coke. He advised me that coke kills sperm and told me not to drink it or bring it to me.

1 1. Why do experts recommend that you eat seven points full for dinner and three points full for supper?

12, eating is not lonely, but comfortable and cozy.

13, dreaming of going back to school and eating takeout. In my dream, I ordered my favorite tomato slices and mixed rice.

14, eating alone and sleeping alone, this lonely life must be accompanied by delicious food.

15, I ordered three takeout orders without brushing my teeth. Hahaha, I can only eat takeout when my mother is not at home.

16, ask him to bring me a pack of cigarettes by the way. He said he would run out of gas if he smoked less cigarettes. Can he buy oil as soon as possible? He said that he would arrive soon. He knew I was in a hurry when he bought oil at dinner.

17, I ordered milk tea and pizza at noon today, and my dad found out, but he didn't scold me for eating takeout at home. It's so touching, I've grown up!

18, the courier just handed me the milk tea and asked me if you ordered another one. I said yes, he said you drink milk tea first, and I'll get you something to eat.

19, eating takeout in the early morning is really a tangled thing. I missed it before I ordered it, but it seems unnecessary after I ordered it. It seems inappropriate to do such a thing in the early hours without fireworks.

20. Eat by yourself, no matter how bad you are.

2 1, told the takeaway brother that my boss told him to come later, but he refused. Then I had to ask him to let the doorman go. He also laughed at me, saying that I was too timid to even give me takeout, brainwashed me, and said that I would cooperate with him to ensure a monthly income of one million.

22. When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered my weight 160 kg. I slapped myself in the face. How can you be distracted by ordering takeout!

23. I ordered takeout. Half an hour later, the boss called me and told me that the chef was scalded and asked me to cancel the order.