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A person has a shorthand book of 520
It doesn't matter if a person spends 520 short sentences (72 selected sentences) 1.520 on Valentine's Day, but for those who are used to living alone, there are too many feelings in their hearts. There is a person in this world. Although he belongs to you for a short time, if you want to forget him, it will take a lifetime. Happy Valentine's Day! May 20th is approaching Valentine's Day, and the whole city is sleeping, leaving only me and my loneliness. Your Valentine's Day was robbed by my lover. Admit it, this Valentine's Day is special. 6. Nothing is eternal, and nothing is long-lasting. Find an excuse and anyone can go first. 7. It is enough to know each other, but forget the rest of your life. 8.520 Valentine's Day, I wish you happiness and leave me alone. 9. Many things haven't come for a long time, and many people will suddenly leave. 10. Everyone has a wound in his heart, which is where the sky once fell. 1 1. You don't deserve to spend Valentine's Day with me, but April Fool's Day at most! 12. Today is Valentine's Day. Are you bored? Are you disappointed? Hold a glass of wine and taste a little lonely. 13. A relationship can't see the future and feel the present, so it's better to be that passerby. 14. If you don't cherish it, I will leave, even though I like you very much. 15.520 On Valentine's Day, I was still drinking 7-up with my computer at home, and my heart was full of sadness. 16. The most beautiful heartbreak is that you meet me, I meet you, and then wave goodbye. Yes 17.520, the stars are all showing their love, so I can only drink it for nothing alone. 18. Is there anyone like me who calms down when he is alone at night and thinks a lot of things unconsciously, followed by tears after heartache? 19.520, one person, one mobile phone, one computer, one music, one person. 20.520 I want to spend time with my male friend, but unfortunately he works in other places and can only live alone. 2 1. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget. 22. Lonely and directionless, until I squatted down, tears fell and I saw the figure of tears. 23. I am not afraid to live alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will live with others. 24.520 is another person. After this year 15, we have to work hard again. I hope this year will be better than last year. Work hard and believe that I can. 25.520, a person's holidays are always so few. 26. Drinking lonely wine, blowing the wind of freedom, waiting for someone who doesn't return, and only dreaming for the rest of my life. 27. This 520 is still a person, but a person can be wonderful. 28. Being alone is actually quite nice. He won't hurt others or himself. He only remembers being sad occasionally. 29. If it's right, this year's 520 is also spent alone. Ps: I don't want 520 to help you chop down Ctrip Hotel besides eating dog food. 30.520, the old man was sick and bought it himself at buy buy. He went out to barbecue and play cards with his friends at night, and when he came back, he found that the opposite side was on fire. I hope everything is safe. Compare yourself. 3 1.? Why is 520 alone again? ? I'm afraid half a person will scare you, okay? 32. However, I am still alone in this year's 520. It doesn't matter. You should come and answer my phone quickly. I've been waiting for years. At 5: 20 last year, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor. 34. Get used to being alone, get used to walking away alone, and get used to giggling in front of the mirror alone. 35. I hope this year's 520 is not silently eating other people's dog food. 36. I have no object, just live alone. Buy something delicious to treat yourself and comfort your broken heart. Today is 520. What do you think is more meaningful? 37. I suddenly cry when I think of you occasionally. You can't expect southerners to accompany you to The Journey to the West. 39. People who can make my heart beat will never give me a good end. 40. Be a layman, and be idle and clean all your life. 4 1. If others like you, I can get it back. If you like others, I can only let go. 42. Pretending to be calm when saying goodbye has turned into sobbing in the middle of the night. 43. You inadvertently walked into my heart, but quietly destroyed my world. 44. Later, people who don't know love gradually understand, and later, people who know love gradually stop loving. 45. Later, no matter how many people you meet, you can only sigh, not you. 46. Say sorry to yourself, because what others do for themselves is very difficult. Pretending not to love you is the hardest thing I have ever done. Time makes pain pale and persistent people choose to leave. 48. The world is too big and life is too short. Try to live like yourself. 49. I told you to wait for me! Yes, you are waiting for me. Not only that, you have someone waiting for me. 50. I will still miss you, although all this is meaningless. 5 1. How many people do you have to meet to know that I am the best? 52. I used to think that heartbreaking things turned into jokes after they became memories. 53. There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of abandonment that is called fulfillment. 54. Later, I gave up all my tears for an epiphany. 55. People who have no new stories will dwell on the past. 56. How much the world loves you? I'm sorry in the end. 57. What I fear most is to see someone I love fall in love with someone else. 58. I don't want any gifts. I just think you can be by my side when I need you, you can listen attentively when I speak, and you can give me a hug when I am sad. All the gifts can't compare with these. 59. Today is Valentine's Day. Single just can't see! 60. Tea will be cold, people will change, hearts will be cold, and feelings will be broken. 6 1. Nobody is a fool. It's just that sometimes, we choose to feel that little thing called happiness foolishly. 62. I am used to being needed and left out. 63. Do you know who I have a crush on? If you don't know, please look back at the first word I wrote. 64. The pretended calm when saying goodbye turned into sobs in the middle of the night. 65. I suddenly cry when I think of you occasionally. 66. I never missed you for a second, but I lost you a thousand times in my heart. 67. On Valentine's Day 520, I will buy myself a big bouquet of roses, and then proudly say to others: My boyfriend bought it for me, and I am so happy. 68. Today is 520. I really want to send you a message, but I'm afraid of your tone. Even if we are not together, I don't want your bad words to appear in my mind. I just want to remember the beautiful picture of us together. 69. Tonight seems lonely, and the road seems endless. 70. Many people don't need to meet again because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other. 7 1. If others like you, I can get it back. If you like others, I can only let go. 72. People who have no new stories will dwell on the past.
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