27 funny sand sculpture sentences

1. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

I farted quietly, hoping the wind would blow it into your mouth.

Does anyone know how to chase Gemini? If there is, chase me. Thank you.

4. My partner said to give me 10,000 yuan, and said, get out.

5. Recruit ten boyfriends online to be the captain privately.

6. You don't sleep when the moon sleeps. You are a bald baby.

7. Can you lend me 100 yuan? No I don't. I mainly want to use you.

8. I'm not Oreo, but you can take a dip.

9. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

10. Did your father urge you to bring your girlfriend home during the Chinese New Year? If you hurry, I will be your father. I'm in no hurry.

1 1. It is still very important to study hard at ordinary times, otherwise you will not dare to get high marks in the exam.

12. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

13. I often see you on the bus, and you often see me; I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

14. Women chasing men's interlayer yarn, men chasing women, every room is across the car from her mother.

15. The so-called threshold, enough ability is the door, and insufficient ability is the threshold.

16. I cried just after soaking my feet. Even my feet are soaked, but I'm not.

17. If you haven't loved a few scum, how can you know to shop around?

18. What a lovely neck; With a pig's head

19. Poverty doesn't matter. What's so sad? You will never make money anyway!

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add if.

2 1. If you are a little upset today, call it the worry of Daniel Wu in Urumqi for the time being.

22. Don't feel like a fool every day. Be confident. You have always been a fool.

23. I won't get a tattoo. Tattoos will affect my height because my dad said it would break my leg.

I promise with my life that I will fall in love this year, but I haven't decided whose life to use.

25. Why do parents only pay attention to grades? That nonsense, can they understand the question?

26. Alipay insists on this stupid bill? Are you satisfied now? Everyone knows I'm begging.

27. It is raining in the city where you live. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it will rain harder.