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Wechat business strives for inspirational work. Good morning. Tell me about it.

1. My name is Damei, and I was born in Guangzhou. My mother is a poet witch and my father is Wu Zhaoguo. My uncle's name is Mary, my sister is Irene Wan, my second sister is Kristy Yang, and my third sister is Qin Lan. Big brother is a man's mask, second brother is an ice film, younger sister is a blueberry, lover is a beauty lotion, lover is a facial cleanser, and confidant is the essence of eyes and lips; We have 7 rooms: CCTV- 1, Hunan Satellite TV, Tianjin Satellite TV, Zhejiang Satellite TV, Travel Channel Satellite TV, Heilongjiang Satellite TV and Hebei Satellite TV. Our home is: angel charm+Delemei, with WeChat business as the leader, willing to be SB, create the future of NB, transform RMB listing, and become famous in Jiuzhou!

2. The biggest charm of WeChat business is that a mobile phone can control the whole situation. Where is the mobile phone, where is your shop, where is the mobile phone, and where is your office. You can receive orders, collect money and deliver goods in one machine! Freedom and fashion income? Tall! You who are suitable for work are more suitable for you who don't want to go to work! Wechat commercial times, making money no longer depends on physical strength, nor on working eight hours a day, but on the change of your way of thinking! This is an era of getting rich by thinking. Whether you care or not, whether you believe it or not, it is an ironclad fact! Have you thought about it?

3. Even BMW, Coca-Cola and vivo mobile phones have started to use WeChat platform for promotion. Are you still saying that the WeChat business is doing pyramid schemes?

4. To the agent: I don't mind that you don't get much goods at first, but I don't want to see you give up without working hard and seeing the results. Believe me, as long as you work hard and put your heart into it, you will get better and better.

Pay will be rewarded. Wechat business rose less than 1 year ago. In fact, at that time, everyone was on the same starting line. I have to admit that some people do much better than me, but some people have given up completely. Those who persist, let others see your success, from contempt for you to envy! The road is your own, and it becomes so spacious when you walk! Cheer yourself up!

5. Recently, a story has been circulated wildly in the circle. The furthest distance in the world is: you know I am in the WeChat business, but I was killed elsewhere. After buying it, you asked me if it was worth it. I can only tell you: drink more water, and your heart will not be so blocked!

6. Success is not having money first, but having courage first! Many brokers said that she was embarrassed to screen because she cared about her friends and was afraid of being blocked.

First of all, I want to say that I care about my friends as much as you do. Secondly, a qualified friend makes himself strong and then brings positive energy to friends around him, then you will get better and better and make progress together! To change, we must start from thinking, and all actions come from thinking!

7. Some people buy a BMW at the age of 27, while others play games at the age of 27.

Some people save 800 thousand at the age of 30, and some people can't find a job at the age of 30.

Too many people are picky, work too hard, are embarrassed to work, are embarrassed to sell goods, and are embarrassed to come and go. You are the most rejected.

It is not shameful to be willing to do any work as long as you are down-to-earth. You have no money, no ability, no career and nothing. This is the most shameful thing.

You want to refuel, you want to be better, and no one will stop you. In fact, the biggest obstacle to success is your ignorance and laziness.

8. Some people say that advertising in the circle of friends every day is annoying! I fainted.

Actually, don't bother. Ma Yun once said: When you find that you can't afford what your circle of friends sells, you should start to struggle. When you find that you don't know what your circle of friends sells, you should start to make up lessons for yourself. Smart people regard friends as business opportunities, local tyrants as shopping, and diaosi as advertising!

9. The WeChat business is like this.

(1) Time is free! I sleep until I wake up naturally every day.

(2) The income is not capped!

(3) Success is irrelevant! No drinking, no socializing! Want to develop! Want to change! Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared and brave enough to fight!

10, WeChat business, don't be afraid of others blocking you or deleting you. Sometimes, the more acquaintances, the harder it is to sell. Even if you paid her the price and lost the postage, he still thinks how much you earned her.

I don't sell crazy to anyone. If you believe me, you will buy it. If you don't believe me, you won't buy it. I never exaggerate anything and how good it is. Only when I ask, I say, don't buy it, don't steal it, don't cheat it, success is hard-won, and friendship is beautiful and cherished. You don't need to prove anything to anyone, just know what you are doing and live up to your conscience.

1 1. When doing WeChat business, don't be afraid that others will block you or delete you. Sometimes the more acquaintances there are, the harder it is to sell. Even if you paid her the price and lost the postage, he still thinks how much money you earned her. I don't sell crazy to anyone. If you believe me, you will buy it. If you don't believe me, you won't buy it. I never exaggerate anything and how good it is. Only when I ask, I say, don't buy it, don't steal it, don't cheat it, success is hard-won, and friendship is beautiful and cherished. You don't need to prove anything to anyone, just know what you are doing and live up to your conscience.

12. Yesterday, two strangers were consulting as agents at the same time? Today, one told me that I had decided, and the other told me that I was afraid I wouldn't sell it? China has a population of 65.438+0.3 billion, and people are the most important. You told me you were afraid you couldn't sell it? Baby, God gave you a mouth and a pair of eyes. Didn't he just let you eat, drink, and have fun, but also discover beautiful things and spread them to others through your mouth? You don't make good use of these two good parts?

13, I have 1500, and you have 1500. I use this 1500 for stocking, and you use this 1500 for eating, drinking and having fun. A week later, this 1500 became 3000,6000, and your 1500 became three pieces. The routine of empty gloves and white wolves is no longer suitable for the current WeChat business. Without goods, there is no pressure and no motivation. Where can I do it?

14, I actually sympathize with those parents who leave after consulting the price. Do you want good results or cheap prices? We can't buy the quality of Mercedes-Benz at Santana's price. Invalid transactions are a waste. Don't just count how much money, but also count how many years are left in your youth. Women should know how to maintain. Willing to maintain, not for others, only for yourself.

15, wechat business has been recognized by the state. Many friends always ask, what should I do if I can't sell the goods? Open a physical store, rent a storefront, and ask the landlord, what should I do if I lose money renting this house? How can you make money if you are afraid of wolves and tigers? Everything in life is an investment in itself! ! ! Afraid of everything, then you'd better not do anything! ! Conservatism is the biggest stumbling block on your road to success! !

16, is it beautiful? A pot of water and makeup are all ghosts. Maintenance is very important! Can you recognize this is Guo Meimei? Why are so many people willing to spend hundreds of thousands for this woman with small eyes and big face just for one night? It can be seen how important a woman's external packaging is! Have you ever heard a mistress say that this one is too expensive and that one can't afford it? Women still have to be willing to part with themselves, dress up confidently in front of the mirror! Men will never forget!

17, when you have beautiful skin and your wallet is full of money you have earned, you will suddenly realize that there is no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to speculate about things, and to ponder over others. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come. If you are wonderful, you can arrange them yourself. ? To all strong women!

18, to the agent: I don't mind that you don't get much goods at first, but I don't want to see you give up without working hard and seeing the results. Believe me, as long as you work hard and put your heart into it, you will get better and better, and your efforts will definitely be rewarded. Wechat business rose less than 1 year ago. In fact, everyone was at the starting line at that time, and I have to admit that some people did a lot better than me. The road is your own, and it becomes so spacious when you walk! Cheer yourself up!

19. Today, a customer asked me why my things are so expensive! I told her that BMW Mercedes-Benz is expensive! More and more people are driving! Li Xia is cheap and closed! Apple 6 is very expensive, domestic Changhong mobile phone is cheap, and there are still many people who buy 6! I don't blame you for thinking I'm expensive! Nobody forced you to do skin care! No one forces you to make yourself more beautiful! Maybe you won't understand until your husband has an affair?

Jumei has admitted fraud by third-party suppliers. Do you still compare prices everywhere on the Internet? There are many high imitations on the internet, and the prices of fake goods are really incomparable ... Those who don't know how to do it are still smugly holding high imitations and scolding us for selling genuine products behind our backs. I just want to say that your faces are so worthless? I'm not afraid of disfigurement. It'll be too late to cry. I won't say anything in it, okay?

2 1. Recently, a story went viral in the circle. The furthest distance in the world is: you know I do WeChat business, and I was slaughtered elsewhere. After buying it, you asked me if it was worth it. I can only tell you: drink more water, and your heart will not be so blocked!

22, the first part: Lancome, Guerlain, Chanel, can not be absorbed, are all white.

Bottom line: Dior, Gucci, Prada, bad skin is useless.

Horizontal batch: try XX

23. I survived the blockade. I suffer from complaints about swiping the screen. I was directly deleted by the closest person. Also take the initiative to add me as someone else, q:? Do you sell anything? I feel a little embarrassed. But now, more and more people come to ask me how to do WeChat business. Those who blocked me, accused me and deleted me also began to regret missing the best development period of micro-marketing. Micro-marketing has just begun. We will wait and see. I insist that I am full of positive energy. Come on!

24. As a new agent, she was afraid that the goods could not be sold at first, but she didn't know that there was 5,000 yuan idle on the bank card, and the annual interest was less than 100 yuan. But if she hoards 5000 yuan to sell goods, she earns more than interest by selling several products, so that you have the confidence to promote the goods, and the products she uses are more confident to introduce. The simple truth is that understanding you has taken the first step in the WeChat business, and it will never be less in the future. This is for those who seize the opportunity to make a decisive start.

25. I was told? I depend on you. Would you like to use more than 200 skin care products? . I really want to say? You know 50, 80 to buy garbage, you still buy, you are the real ditch! ? Think for yourself, babies.

26. Friendly reminder: Gentlemen, don't always search for people nearby. Buy a set of skin care products and masks to send your daughter-in-law home, and you won't be moved. Chinese New Year, which woman doesn't love beauty, even if it's a box of masks, take care of her face that she works hard for her family every day and take care of her contribution to you! There is no harm in buying a few boxes of cigarettes, spending more time outside, and gambling. Don't be so stingy. Give your wife a surprise. Remember: if you show your wife three points of love, she will return you seven points of love!

27. Customer: How much is your soap?

Me: ordinary soap 68, ancient soap 88, nano soap 108, cold soap 138.

Customer: It's so expensive!

Me: How much is your facial cleanser?

Guest: About one hundred people.

Me: What about your exfoliating one?

Guest: More than one hundred.

Me: Can I get rid of acne, freckle, allergy, whitening, brightening skin color, eczema, tinea, detoxification and beauty, fade stretch marks, orange peel, breast enhancement, brush my teeth to treat gum swelling and pain, shampoo and dandruff, and treat alopecia?

Customer: No!

Me: Then why do you say that my XX soap is so multifunctional and expensive?

28. It's strange to see the gold content of masks for the first time after buying so many masks. Du Niang said that concubines in ancient India wore metal masks when they slept, and they were very young at the age of 80, which subverted my maintenance concept. At this time, I also remembered why my mask contains no hormones and has such a good skin rejuvenation effect, because our mask has gold!

29. Customers often say? What is your cost, but the asking price is so expensive! ? . Dear friends! This is steel and cement. You can build your own house! Here's a scalpel. You can cut your own double eyelids! Give you a needle, you give yourself acupuncture! Give you a basketball, you play NBA! Give you a pair of scissors and cut your own hair! When can people respect the superb technology and valuable experience gained by others through their years of time, money and energy? We spent so much time and energy just to provide better quality and service! Permission to turn! Please respect workers from all walks of life!

30. I went out for dinner with a friend, and she took it away. Apple 6 swaggered out that the film just pasted was 160. I was shocked. A mobile phone film is so expensive, you can stick it! She replied, six! More than 6000, of course, put the film! Protect it, turn around and ask her how many masks you wear, and she says 10 will do. Rarely put it on, it suddenly collapsed. Your face is not as valuable as your mobile phone. Holding an apple with a vegetable skin face every day 10 is meaningless. What do you think of women? What should I say?

3 1, today someone even asked:? If your product is really good, why don't you advertise? I smiled and nodded and said, honey, you know what? Top products rely on word of mouth, second-rate products rely on price, and third-rate products rely on advertising. 2 1 The biggest lie in the century is advertising! You can use Olay, but don't be naive enough to think that Maggie Cheung also uses Olay, Liu Yifei uses Carnell and Fan Bingbing uses L 'Oreal. What celebrities use at home is definitely not used in front of the camera. The most important thing is whether our products can help you, and solving the problems you need to solve is the last word!

32. I'm really afraid to hear a word: I'll take care of it when I get old! Being old is not maintenance, it is maintenance!

33. When you are thin and beautiful, and your wallet is full of hard-earned money, you will suddenly realize that you have no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to speculate about things, and to ponder over others.

34. I used to go shopping to see what I liked. I can only tell myself to wait and buy it after a while when I have money. Then I miss my beloved things again and again. You might say it's just a pair of shoes. I told my mother that she would buy it for me. Yes, that's what you want to come. Did you earn it yourself? Things are not expensive, but I don't have to ask my parents for money. This is a big step. If you want to be like me, I'm willing to take you with me.

35, you wanted to be ultra-thin, I did it!

You have to be obedient, I did it!

You asked for more essence, and I did it!

You asked for a quality lever, and I did it!

You have to hydrate and moisturize your skin for a day, and I did it!

You wanted fair, smooth and translucent skin, and I did it!

You wanted to shrink pores and use a mask that can resist oxidation even for sensitive skin, and I did it!

Going home with a beautiful oath will have unexpected surprises.

You want to be cheap? I can't do it!

36. Some people add my friends. When they see it as a WeChat merchant, they quickly delete it. I just smile. I am a WeChat merchant and don't bite you. The money is in your pocket. It's not up to me to buy it or not. What are you afraid of? Follow me and you can learn more! Some people say that advertisements are annoying. I tell you, if few of your friends are engaged in WeChat business, you will be derailed from society! Let's see, we have to pay by WeChat when eating.

37. What did you hear the most three months ago? Are you brainwashed? . What did you hear the most after three months? Playing mobile phones for a month can earn several times more money than going to work. Really? "A year later, you can guarantee that the words you hear the most are: Oh, I wish I had done it with you. ?

38. What is MLM? MLM is to give you lectures, and 30,000 yuan will let you earn 1 10,000. Only people who are poor and crazy will believe it, which will brainwash you! What is direct selling! Direct selling means that you become a member, and you are pulling one to give you back money. As long as the people below you are related to you, I will give you money! What is WeChat business? You buy your own things and earn your own money. It has nothing to do with anyone. You are willing to do it. I'm just your warehouse, delivering goods to you! Don't use your ignorance to laugh at other people's majors!

39. What's your monthly salary? 3000? Ok, give me the Alipay account number and I'll call you. You look down on us, WeChat business, but I tell you, I can earn 3000 yuan a day, and I can earn you a month's salary a day! People who make money have made a lot of money, and you are still complaining. How can you look down on us?

40. Why did Wu Meiniang finally succeed? Because everyone was pushing her in the early stage. When she was rescued, she had a chance to turn over. The same is true for selling products. I can't get the goods, I'm afraid I can't sell them, and I don't know how to sell them. When you spend all your money on food and clothing, you will know what sales are if you don't work hard, eat or drink. You will never know how good you are unless you push yourself! What parents give is background, and what they give is Jiangshan!