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What cattle have you blown?
The best time I boasted was when I told others that I couldn't do well in high school, and I had to fill in the exam there for three years. Tsinghua or Peking University? And it is very serious! At that time, I also asked around whether this school was admitted to Tsinghua or Peking University. Tell them that they will be the first person in this school. Although I was bragging to others in this way at that time, it was actually a goal I secretly set in my mind, thinking about working hard in this regard. Looking back now, it's really funny. What a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. Any cow dares to blow! In the end, I got nothing. I didn't finish high school! So this is embarrassing for me. At first someone laughed at me! Say no to reading? Then how can I get into Tsinghua Peking University? I could only laugh it off at that time.
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