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How to exercise and develop the right brain?

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Everyone can become a "new right", which is not trained, but inspired or self-developed. 20 techniques to please the right brain, and your inspiration and creativity will be free to play.

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Bitter gourd face and depression are the biggest natural enemies of the right brain. Studies have shown that when people think or smile in a good direction, the brain secretes "β endorphins". The distribution of "β-endorphin" in the brain is mostly concentrated in hypothalamus and pituitary. Hypothalamus is the center of autonomic nerve, and pituitary gland is the main gland of endocrine gland. As long as you always keep a happy mood, you can avoid depression and trouble.

Always use your left hand

Once upon a time, left-handed children were treated like rabbit lips. But the fact is that people's left hand is closely connected with the nerves of the right brain. If you often use your left hand, you can fully exercise your right brain. Former US President Bill Clinton is left-handed, so are Queen Elizabeth, great painter Leonardo da Vinci and great scientist Einstein, and what you can't imagine is that Marilyn Monroe, a great beauty, is also left-handed ... Left-handed people are not only smarter, but also more beautiful and successful.

D.i.y

If everyone is a designer, what do you want to design most? The so-called third industrial revolution is also an era of personal design-you can design your own clothes and running shoes, and even have your own fonts-but before all this comes, let's start with designing your home, clothing collocation, menu and posture.

A little more gossip

If we believe that female brain = right brain, we are not so discriminating against women. You have to admit that many office OLs are keen on reading and listening to gossip, which is actually a good hobby. Just look at Oriental Weekly or Next Weekly in Hong Kong. Gossip requires keen observation, meticulous reasoning and superb language expression. In a busy and tense office, gossip is the best ideological vitamin and brain exercise.

Tell jokes and jokes

At a strange dinner or negotiation table, telling a joke or joke is the best opening remark. The next day, jokes from the Beijing venue were repeatedly mentioned in major night shows all over the country. People all over the country have different interests and dialects, but the spirit of entertainment is rarely the same. A study in Harvard Business Review shows that most excellent CEOs are twice as humorous as middle managers. How to calculate the sense of humor? Can tell twice as many jokes and jokes.

Tease others and yourself.

Joke, rather than satire, humor, rather than meanness, is a survival methodology that defines the relationship between man and the world. Jokes can ease the atmosphere, mediate contradictions and reduce hostility. A person who can only make fun of others and spare himself is on pins and needles, while a person who doesn't know how to joke and be honest is regarded as an imbecile and a pauper in people's eyes, and can only make up for it by winning the scalper award at the company's annual meeting.

pick and choose

Experience has proved that a person who can swallow everything, wear everything, have sex with men/women and do everything is often in a mess in love, work and life. Choose something that makes you happy and comfortable to use, not something that others think is good. You know, being picky even becomes a virtue at a time when the material is extremely rich and the business is extremely prosperous.

poetic sentiment

Poetry is not annoying, but poets are often disgusting. These almost famous young artists may not imagine that shopping malls are the most suitable stage for them. American state-owned business owners hired poets as managers, replacing the previous MBA. "They are systematic thinkers who have not attracted enough attention. They are real digital thinkers." Excellent poets often achieve extraordinary things, but we should be careful not to expose the poet's tail easily.

Eat chili

What can spicy taste prove? At least prove that your taste buds are not dulled by your thinking. According to practical experience, spicy lovers usually have distinct personalities and vivid expressions, which can not only entertain people, but also entertain themselves. People who like light food are usually pale and cautious. How can a person who has given up his interest in speaking because he is afraid of getting angry, getting acne and getting acne experience the happiness he wants without crossing the line?

Go to the newsstand instead of buying it

When your mind is confused, going to the newsstand is a shortcut to understand a variety of thinking modes-pay attention to newspapers that you have never bought or paid attention to, and spend some time browsing to find out their connection with your work and life. Apples fall to the ground, Newton's gravity shatters, and apples are everywhere, but genius may not be born.

Do not engage in honest work

Programmers are only good at writing programs, lawyers only remember to recite articles, and accountants only sort out numbers ... no one will know that their work is creative. Nowadays, cross-border and cross-border between industries have become a trend. If you want to live a creative life, you must do what you are not good at. Do whatever you want, and it doesn't matter if you make a mistake.

Have at least one hobby

A person who doesn't smoke, drink, gamble, be close to women, and even less fetish, a noble person who is free from low tastes, is undoubtedly sad in this materialistic era. Juck Zhang, a A Qing dynasty man, said: "People who are not addicted to it should not make friends with it because it has no feelings." The existence of hobbies can at least prove that your desire is still there, your curiosity is not extinguished, and you are not as immortal as a saint.

Like at least one game

Time-consuming, meaningless, killing the will, making people stupid ... Although the game is very different, it can at least exercise your finger and right brain sensitivity. The best inventors have a sense of humor, and the best gamers are also creative. Einstein said that the game is the best questionnaire. The genius of the future should love at least one game, whether it is online game, Game boy, PS2, flying chess, fighting landlords or playing tractors.

Learn three foreign languages at the same time

No wonder girls learn foreign languages quickly and well. In recent years, American neurosurgery has found that it is as easy for children to learn two or three languages as it is to learn a language, because learning a language only needs the left hemisphere of the brain, and cultivating several languages at the same time will "enable" the right hemisphere of the brain.