Humorous sentences that have to be turned up after a while without looking at the mobile phone.

don't be a fat man who can only play mobile phones in your best and youngest years.

I left yesterday because my mobile phone was overworked for a long time, and the rescue was ineffective. The last five days are mourning days for mobile phones, in order to express deep feelings, during which all external contacts are suspended.

Nowadays, young people only know how to play mobile phones and live in a virtual world all day, but they often ignore that there is something more important in real life, that is, charging their mobile phones!

Humorous sentences about playing mobile phones less

Young people don't work hard, but when they grow up, they play mobile phones.

I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, wake up and play with your mobile phone.

lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, lower your head and play with your mobile phone.

businesswomen don't know how to die and hate their country. They play mobile phones all day long.

I miss you every night, and I have to bury my head in my mobile phone.

if friends and relatives ask each other, tell them I'm playing with my mobile phone.

when the flowers are blooming, I play with my mobile phone in the bushes.

how much worry you can have is like playing with your mobile phone all day long!

I used to hear a saying when I was in middle school: money is like dirt! When I was in college, I often heard a sentence: a flower is inserted in cow dung! I didn't know these two sentences had to be understood together until I graduated from work.

2. "What's it like to be with someone you don't like?" I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip.

3. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late on the Internet. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

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4. The teacher said that if you don't study hard now, you will find a blank in the future. Study hard now, and you will find a multiple-choice question in the future!

5. I thought people praised me because I was beautiful; I slowly realized that others praised me because they were beautiful in heart.

6. Do you know why the spare tire is round? Because it's convenient to roll.

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7. Only when there is onion movement in life will there be ginger. Don't be garlic when you encounter a little setback.

8. Teacher: "Imagine what you would do if a bad guy followed you." Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining at once!"

9. I bought a bottle of iced black tea, and then I won six bottles. Do you think this is a good thing? How can I get six bottles of iced black tea without a lid?

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1. My friend said that I have a double chin, which is caused by always brushing my mobile phone. Since then, every time I brush my mobile phone, I look up high. Unexpectedly, a month later, I had a tattoo on my head.

11. The gas leaked at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said that I should calm myself first in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and got gas poisoning.

12. Looking back on my life, I have been the biggest official, that is, the QQ group administrator.

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13. Please tell me what I said that made you sad and shed tears, and I'll say it again.

14. After the haircut, the barber asked me how I was. I lit a cigarette and said to him after a silence, "Brother, I'm glad you are happy."

15. My wife picked up the frozen hairtail and slapped me. At that moment, I only felt the cold "ice fish" slapping wildly on my face!

16. I wish I could lose 2 from 1.