What humorous jokes are there in the circle of friends in the morning?

In the morning, the humorous jokes in the circle of friends are:

1, good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes. Smart, kind, cute and ugly people have one word: practical!

Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin.

I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends.

In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

5. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

6. It's not easy to be a man:/kloc-get grades before the age of 0/8,/kloc-get objects after the age of 0/8, have children after having children, get grades after having children,/kloc-get children after the age of 0/8, all of them are laymen. Why bother each other?

7. Who said, "Never forget, there will be repercussions"? The person you like has never told me that he wants to get rich overnight, and it has never come true.

8. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is an animal history!

9. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

10, a woman, had the pain of her father when she was young, her husband when she grew up, and her son when she was old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.