A joke

My wife and I quarreled, and neither side got the upper hand. She wiped her tears and looked out of the window: "If it weren't for Shuang 1 1, there would be several couriers on the road. I really want to die!"

When you play games, everyone else is staying up late to catch up on the project; Go fishing at work, others fight for wine to accompany customers; When you sleep at night, others are working hard; When you travel with friends, others are making business plans all night, which is why others died suddenly at work in their twenties and your skin looks good and your spirit is good.

When I was at the same table in high school, he especially loved sleeping. He went to bed as soon as class began. Once I suddenly woke him up and told him to run, run and catch fire. At that time, I will never forget his reaction. As soon as he took off his pants in front of the whole class, he peed on his clothes, rushed out with his clothes on, and kept talking about lying in the trough. . .