People who can live (humorous jokes)

Zheng yanming

Lao Lin in our department lives very carefully.

A few years ago, I went to a restaurant to eat, and the waiter gave everyone a tablecloth. After dinner, Lao Lin took all the used tablecloths home. When he saved too much, his wife complained to him, "What's the use of making so many tablecloths?"

Lim wanted to think, a brainwave. He said to his wife, "You can exchange these tablecloths for my underwear! Anyway, others can't see it inside! "

A few days later, the unit basketball game, watching our department lose, Lao Lin was anxious. He took off his trousers again and again and rushed to the court wearing only one pair of trousers. Just as lim flew for the layup, a burst of laughter broke out in the court.

Lao Lin is puzzled. He found that everyone was pointing at his underwear and laughing. As soon as Lao Lin bowed his head, he saw four words printed on the front of his underwear: Welcome to taste. Looking back, there are just four words on my ass: thank you for your patronage.