A hilarious star joke

Bosch: I'll tell my children who is the last one in the all-star voting.

Pierce "He is the cleaner of truth"

Ray allen: "Please don't compare my three-pointers with him. Doing so will make him lose all confidence. "

Garnett: "Everyone is talking about who is the best player in history, Duncan and me. There seems to be no suspense in this question. Duncan and I tied for him, .............. "

Kobe Bryant: "He will be a wizard. Otherwise, I will become a knight. It's that simple. "

Little prince James "I can't wait to kick his ass 20 10!"

T-Mac: "I want to correct what I said before. If Yi Di is my teammate, then the rocket's score will not exceed 10 win ... "

Duncan: "If I can fight with him, I hope to see aliens."

Kevin durant "He's always chasing me"

Auden: "He is the bottom champion!" "

Artest: "I am very happy. My plan to trade Carter will be rejected. "

Howard: "I rule the three-second zone." He keeps my room clean. "

Yao Ming: "A big reason why I came to the NBA is that I don't want to humiliate Yi Di in the CBA."

Paul "The two biggest wishes in my life. One is to be Chen Jianghua's body double. The other is to dedicate my fist to Yidi. "

Nash: "If Yidi reaches the Sun, there is no doubt that the champion will be gone."

Wade "20 10, if I combine with James, I will aim at the finals, partner with Yi Di, and be at the bottom of the annual league."

Iverson: He is the answer to failure.

Nowitzki: I hope he can play like me one day.

Devin Harris: Our task is to throw the ball across the center line. We know that Yi will catch the ball and hit the ball anywhere.

Stan Van Gundy: Although we know that the Nets are a one-man team, there is nothing we can do to bless him.

Buckley: If Yi can get two pairs in the remaining races this year, I will kiss the owner of the horse.

Jackson: Now I realize that Jordan's figure is really a little too high.

O 'Neill: In the face of Yi Shi, throwing him occasionally is a legitimate attack.

Stern: I will persuade them to raise the salary ceiling to 100 yuan. You know the NBA must not lose him to make money. Yi Jianlian is definitely the best cleaner.