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"Ha ha, ha ha ..."

In the dead of night, all was silent, and suddenly there was a sharp sharpening sound, tight and slow. People's hair stood on end on this cold night.

Maggie Zhou was lying in bed, listening to the sharp grinding sound, tossing and turning the baked wheat cake in bed, but he couldn't sleep.

Husband He Sheng obviously didn't fall asleep either, just pretending to sleep and lying still.

He Sheng didn't go home for half a year. At Maggie Zhou's repeated requests, she reluctantly agreed to let her visit.

When Maggie Zhou appeared with a big bag and a small box on his shoulder, He Sheng simply said, "Here we are."

She asked her to sort things by herself, without even reaching for her bag or saying a word.

When Hesheng took her in, she met Hesheng's boss, proprietress Yao.

Seeing He Sheng behind him, Yao's charming smiling face immediately solidified, and he stormed in and out with a straight face, and fell to the brim.

Handed Yao a big bag of peanuts planted by himself: "Boss, I bother my family to congratulate you on weekdays."

With a cold face, Yao silently took the peanuts and threw them into the corner. The plastic bag broke and the bulging peanuts rolled out and scattered all over the floor.

Embarrassed to follow He Jin into the room, one sat on the bed, and the other sat in a chair, caring for each other and saying nothing. There was no caring and attentive, no warm hug, and even at night, He Sheng slept against the wall and ignored her.

The sound of sharpening the knife continues, as if it were grinding in Maggie Zhou's heart and grinding her heart into a paste.

All the gossip was confirmed at the moment she walked in the door. Her last fantasy was shattered. Those things that she deliberately pretended not to believe were also alive in front of her.

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Maggie Zhou played by the fire when he was a child. He accidentally fell into the fire pit, and his face and arms were burned, leaving an ugly scar. Maggie Zhou is tall and fair-skinned. If there is no scar on one cheek, it is really a good beauty.

The arm can be covered with a long-sleeved shirt, but the scar on the face can be seen at a glance. A beautiful girl with a scar on her face becomes ugly and humble.

Maggie Zhou married He Sheng, not two of a kind, but He Sheng's family was too poor to marry a wife. He Sheng, who is poor and does not choose his wife, is not qualified to abandon Maggie Zhou's scar. In this way, it is also a good marriage.

Marry a chicken with a chicken, and marry a dog with a dog. Although she doesn't have much emotional foundation, Maggie Zhou is single-minded in how to overcome life, honor her in-laws and do housework.

But in He Sheng's heart, there is always a trace of unwillingness. I don't think Maggie Zhou is good enough for him. It's embarrassing for two people to stand together. Even when he goes to relatives and friends' houses, he never takes her.

Later, when he had a daughter, He Sheng fainted. When the child is crying, hungry and sick, he doesn't care about anything, and he doesn't have the same enthusiasm for Maggie Zhou's mother and daughter as his neighbors.

Maggie Zhou pretended not to know the indifference of He Sheng, silently holding her daughter, like a paulownia tree in front of the house, guarding this family with humiliation. Maggie Zhou believes that people's hearts are full of meat, so long as they sincerely pay, even stones will be covered with heat.

But the human heart is not a stone. If they are cold to you, they will be warm to others.

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He Sheng's owner is Lu Zhong, timid and quiet, while Lu Zhong's wife Yao is vigorous and capable.

Yao was born in a butcher family. The Yao family killed pigs and sold meat for generations. After Yao married Luzhong, he fled to Luzhong to kill pigs and sell them for money. But, Bo Luzhong, how dare you do this business where red knives go in and white knives go out?

In desperation, Yao thought of finding a helper to cooperate with.

Lu Zhong thinks it's good to help others nearby. He is tall, bold and cautious, and he is a good partner. As soon as they were with Yao, they found He Sheng to discuss.

He Zheng Sheng is suffering from no way to make money. As soon as he heard such a good thing, he agreed at once.

After the partnership, Yao and He Sheng went to the farmer's house to see pigs every day, and bought them at the right price. Slaughter before dawn, remove hair and bones, clean up internal organs, and divide them into two parts, one east and one west in the morning, and sell them separately.

He Sheng has a quick mind, good eloquence and poisonous eyes. You can see at a glance how much meat this pig produces. He is also tall, and killing pigs is effortless, much more powerful than the thin Lu Zhonglai.

Cooperation for a long time, how to win into Lu Zhong's home is as comfortable as his own. On a hot day, I often wear bare arms, and my eight-pack abdominal muscles are sexy and charming.

Yao may have been fascinated by He Sheng at that moment, but He Sheng has always admired her sweet looks. Yao who dares to think and do is much better than Zhou Manqiang who is passive at home.

It is natural that two adults who are dissatisfied with their partners hang out all day. In this way, He Sheng and Yao Ming have their own families, but in fact they are the real families.

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Lu Zhong saw that the situation was wrong and secretly quarreled with Yao.

Yao Xing's eyes are wide open: "As for your cowardice, if you want money and have no money, no one needs it. Can you compare with others? " I like him. Divorce if you don't like him! "

Lu Zhong's family is not rich, thin and small. It is too easy to find a wife after divorce, so he has to turn a blind eye and dare not say more.

At home, Maggie Zhou took good care of the old man who had been ill for many years. After his father-in-law died, He Sheng only came back for two days.

There are only three people left at home: mother-in-law, daughter and mother.

When her daughter grew up, her mother-in-law urged Maggie Zhou, "Daughter-in-law, have another son. Maybe He Sheng's heart will come back. "

Maggie Zhou wry smile, she know He Sheng not don't like her daughter, but don't like her daughter. Besides, even if you want to live, you have to fight for opportunities.

After several years, the business of killing pigs became more and more difficult. Yao's cousin drives a taxi in the provincial capital, saying it's quite profitable.

Yao was wondering and turned to the taxi.

Changing careers is one thing, in fact, she also wants to move out early. Now living in the village, she is full of acquaintances and close neighbors, and she doesn't get along well with He Sheng furtively.

She asked her cousin to take Lu Zhong for a while. Knowing the route, she took out all her savings and bought a taxi. He Sheng also gave her all the money she earned by killing pigs with her in recent years.

Yao left the child in the care of her mother-in-law, rented a two-bedroom apartment in the provincial capital, and asked He Sheng to drive her home.

Lu Zhong works the night shift, He Sheng works the day shift, and the three of them eat and live together.

During the day, Lu Zhong rests at home, and Yao is responsible for washing and cooking. In the evening, He Sheng and Yao stayed at home together. Lu Zhong knows very well that he should call downstairs first when he comes back in the morning to avoid embarrassment.

In this way, two people tacitly share a room and live a monogamous life. After such a long time, He Sheng almost forgot to talk to his rural daughter and thought Yao was his wife, and all the money he earned was given to Yao.

There is no windtight wall in the world, and Yao's story became a classic joke in the workshop and spread quickly. Spread to the countryside, many people point the finger at Maggie Zhou's mother and daughter, and all kinds of mocking comments are overwhelming.

Maggie Zhou's daughter was very upset. She asked Maggie Zhou to visit the city every day. The girl raised by Maggie Zhou as a handyman has an instinctive resistance to He Sheng, the nominal father.

At her daughter's insistence, Maggie Zhou called He Sheng and asked to visit the provincial capital for the first time.

Yes, the unexpected visit brought Yao back to reality. She was so jealous that when Maggie Zhou arrived, she shook her face and demonstrated in the middle of the night just to get rid of Maggie Zhou and continue her life as a fairy couple.

Maggie Zhou sat up with the quilt in his arms in the sound of sharpening his knife, pushed He Sheng away from him and asked slowly, "What are you doing?"

He Sheng didn't make any noise, and his expression couldn't be seen in the darkness.

Maggie Zhou sighed: "I won't do this job. Let's go home, ok? "

After a long time, He Sheng's voice sounded: "Go home by yourself."

Maggie Zhou sat by himself for a while and breathed a sigh of relief a long time ago. He said softly, "You will regret it."

He Sheng's heart is shaking. This woman, who has always been obedient, suddenly felt a little confused by her gentle words today.

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Early the next morning, Maggie Zhou returned to his hometown.

Maggie Zhou came back from the provincial capital and sat for several days without eating or drinking. Instead of letting such a marriage exist in name only, why not live for yourself once? He Sheng has ignored himself and his daughter for so many years. What's the use of this title?

I have always wanted to give my daughter a complete home, but in this situation, where can I treat myself and my daughter as family? Maggie Zhou thought and thought, and finally decided to give up this marriage and give up He Sheng.

He Sheng divorced Maggie Zhou without hesitation.

When he went back to go through the formalities, he found that Maggie Zhou had rented a house near his daughter's school and worked in a leather shoes factory in the town for many years. He had become a supervisor.

And his daughter, no one cares, is the owner of the school, and the school decided to send her to college.

He Sheng looked in a trance. What impressed me deeply is that Maggie Zhou, who is so considerate and cautious, can't be a person who can go out to work alone. However, where did he manage to think so much? At the moment, his heart is only his close lover Yao.

After the divorce, He Sheng and Yao became even more unscrupulous, and they went out in pairs all day, loving each other. Even the landlord couldn't stand it anymore. He told Lu Zhong several times to get He Sheng away and watch his wife.

Lu Zhong can only smile.

Soon, he won something.

I left early that day and went out at dawn. Several young people asked him to take him to a remote suburb, and they didn't give him a fare when they arrived.

He won because he was tall, but he naturally disobeyed. There was an argument between the two sides and the noise escalated into a fight. The other party didn't know where to find an iron bar, so He Sheng took the pledge and got a stick. He cried, bled a lot and fainted.

Fortunately, a colleague passed by and found He Sheng lying in a pool of blood. He rushed to the police and called an ambulance, which saved his life.

There is no camera on the road where the crime occurred, so the case will not be solved.

He Sheng is not seriously injured and has been treated in the hospital. Yao is busy taking care of tea and medicine. Yao wiped away tears and complained about He Sheng: "Enemy, why don't you understand? If you don't pay, you don't want it. How much impact can that trip have? Why are you so stubborn and fight with people? " This is a loss. I wonder if someone is distressed. "

He Sheng listened, and the wound stopped hurting, and he was drunk with joy.

He Sheng gave Yao most of his daily salary, and the little money he saved in the hospital turned into medical expenses and ran away.

About a week later, it was said that Yao's mother-in-law came with her children, and she didn't have time to come often. After that, I only came to see him once every other day or two. If you can't sit for ten minutes at a time, you say that you are busy at home and leave in a hurry.

He Sheng spends most of his time alone in the hospital, with no one to take care of him.

At first, He Sheng thought it was Yao's mother-in-law, and didn't think much, because it was inconvenient for her to come out. Until the time of discharge, there was not even a person to pick up. According to Lei, he returned to the house rented by Lu Zhongyao, but it was empty.

The landlord said that Lu Zhong and his wife both sold their cars and went back to their hometown.

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He Sheng foolishly went to Lu Zhongjia's village. Lu Zhong didn't even let him in. He told him to go out through the door and said that Yao said he didn't want to see him again.

In front of Lu Zhong, he stared through the momentum, as well as the timid appearance at the beginning. He pointed to He Sheng and cursed him. If he doesn't roll, he will break his leg. June Lu several men, also eyeing up staring at He Sheng.

He Sheng has recovered from a serious illness and is already very weak. He didn't dare to stay any longer and ran away.

It turned out that it wasn't long before He Sheng was hospitalized, and Lu Zhong's hometown came with good news. The high-speed rail passes through there, and the government wants to requisition land along the high-speed rail.

Lujia's broken house happens to be in the collection. According to the policy, Lujia can get millions of demolition funds. Suddenly, a windfall fell to the ground, and Yao never thought that her enemy was actually living in the hospital. I sold my car now and went back to my hometown with Lu Zhong happily.

Lu Zhong, who came home, was no longer a doormat. He is overbearing. His nose is not his eyes, and he doesn't like Yao.

Yao is grovelling at the moment, trying to please, just wanting to become a millionaire at once, which makes her unbearable.

When he was cautious, He Sheng came to see you. Lu Zhong poured more and more angry on Yao, smashed the rice bowl she had just served, and slammed the door and went out.

When I came back the next day, I said nothing but that I wanted a divorce.

Yao refused. She dreamed that she was wearing gold and silver, and her mouth was full. How could she let it fall? Anyway, one can walk, and the other will never walk, which makes the chicken fly and the dog jump.

Everyone in Lujia knows that Yao and He Sheng are in town. None of them will take her side.

Their divorce proceedings went to court. If you don't want to say that the donkey kicked people to death, don't look at Lu Zhong's silent past, but he is worried about it in his heart.

Lu Zhong presented evidence of Yao's cheating in court. Naturally, Yao Yilei killed a goose and caught nothing.

Yao's dream of being a millionaire was shattered, and she went home and cried her eyes out. But his own son, notorious for his mother, also likes to ignore her.

On the day Yao left Lujiacun, her mother-in-law spat on the ground and shouted at her back: Bah, rotten goods. It's time to leave. She humiliated her grandson!

Seeing her villagers, they all pointed and laughed with disdain.

When Yao returned to her mother's house, her brother and sister-in-law had already heard about her, and she also looked disgusted. Sister-in-law took the child back to her mother's house and left a message when she left. She lived here and I left.

Yao wanted to cry, lived in her mother's house for three days, and went south to work with a middle school classmate.

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He Sheng was very happy when he heard that Yao was kicked out of the house by Lu Zhong, thinking that he could be with Yao aboveboard.

Who knows left and right, but wait for the news that Yao has left his hometown.

He Sheng injured his brain, and his half was not so flexible, slow in reaction and not well conditioned. He has headaches and dizziness from time to time, so he can't drive a taxi.

He can't stay in the provincial capital any longer, so he can only go back to his hometown despondently.

Back in my village, I looked around and saw new buildings with white walls and red tiles everywhere. Only my own home, or the old house many years ago, is dilapidated and crumbling. My mother died a few years ago, which was a busy business in Maggie Zhou.

Only then did he realize that the woman he was willing to pay did not regard him as her husband. Everything is games and dreams.

He Sheng stayed alone in his home, with a cold pot and a cold stove, and even a sigh could be heard in the empty room.

Think about the days when Maggie Zhou was at home. Although I have never really seen her, no matter how late she comes back, she is served with hot meals and hot dishes. No matter what your attitude is, you are greeted with a smiling face.

Reasoning, He Sheng couldn't think of where to find Yao, but he thought of kindness and decided to get back together with her.

When he arrived at Maggie Zhou's rented place, He Sheng had the cheek to lower his head and said hesitantly, "Maggie Zhou, I was wrong. Please forgive me. I will be good to you in the future. "

Maggie Zhou saw that he was as calm as ever. Just like when I went to see him a few years ago, I still sighed and said "no" softly. I have been used to being alone for so many years. "

He Sheng looked up to say something, only to see that Maggie Zhou had already left.

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