Children's joke: "People play two bottles and get one free."

1, the mother criticized her son: "I don't understand how you can do so many stupid things in one day!" .

The son confidently replied, "I get up early."

2. In the kindergarten, a little boy is building blocks, which is always unsuccessful. A little girl next to her kindly said, "Let me help you." After listening, the little boy turned his head disdainfully and said, "Go! Women don't care about men's affairs. " ……

My daughter asked me to sign the test paper when she came back from school. The low score makes me angry: it's stupid to get such a low exam. Do you know how the pig died?

My daughter whispered, I am so angry!

Me. . .

The young father held up two thumbs and said to his 3-year-old son, "Baby, how many are these?" "Good brothers!"

Sister-in-law took her little niece obsessed with money to the clinic for an injection. The doctor prescribed three bottles of intravenous drip, and my niece began to take it.

After drinking two bottles, my niece began to make trouble and said nothing.

Sister-in-law had a brainwave and said to her niece, "They give me two bottles and one bottle."

The niece bowed her head and thought for a moment and said, "Good!"

6. I asked my 4-year-old son, how many apples are left after you ate one?

The son said there were four left.

I said dad was eating one. How much is left?

The son paused and said, you. . . Don't you dare eat another one. Let me see! ! !

7. A little boy came to the pasture for the first time and saw a lamb. He got up the courage to touch it and cried out in surprise, "Hey, its hair is made of blankets!" " "