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Talking about the elderly
The more people understand, the more timid they are, so the old man is most afraid of death.
Old people are greedy for money only because they see through everything and know that nothing is more real than money.
4. The sunset glow is gone, and red is new. Spend the last dusk with the old man. But the old man always smiles.
An old man was sitting on the edge of the West Lake. His old cheeks and silver hair showed that he was dying. Empty eyes looking at the distance, mouth open and closed, approaching may hear the old man muttering "take you home … wait for you … take you home …"
It is said that everyone will become one of two types when they get old, old people or elders. Everyone can be an old man as long as he is old, but not everyone can be a respected elder.
8. Old people are the loneliest. I heard that we should never be angry with old people and children, because a life has just begun and we know nothing. A life is coming to an end, so we should try our best to be happy.
9. Young people think old people are fools; The old man understands that young people are fools.
10. One day, we will become a white-haired old man with wrinkles and tears. The world is still developing rapidly. This is a huge era that never looks back, noisy and silent. There are countless little me and you.
1 1. Some old people seem to love each other because their styles are elegant and beautiful.
12. Children's lives don't follow the trajectory set by their parents, and the old people are always very sad.
13. I envy those old people who walked hand in hand to the end.
14. The tears of the elderly are the most touching, because the elderly have experienced many things in the world and will easily touch a touching emotion.
15. Experienced old people are reassuring, and the enthusiasm of young people is inspiring. If the experience of the elderly is precious, then the innocence of the young is noble.
16. The photos fly in time and stumble among the old people at dusk.
Talk about the signature of lovelorn.
One, there are two things in the world that can't be looked directly at.
Second, I want to meet a better self and a pet who loves me.
Third, where you can't see, I laugh and remember and cry for your happiness.
4. What a small world. If we meet again, does it mean parting?
5. Always remember your position in your heart and underestimate your affection.
6. I am not the first person you like, and I am not the first person who likes you. I am the most suitable person in your life.
Seven, a love, a love repeatedly, is over.
I think I'm just too tired. I just haven't slept for a long time.
Nine, as long as you work hard in front of the sun and the light, life will become simple and beautiful.
Be careful that if you have no memory, you will automatically delete some unimportant things, and you will always fail to delete them.
Rainy days are when I burst into tears. Because no one can see what's in my heart.
Twelve, turn around, leave, tears, decadence, high-profile breakup melody.
Thirteen, some people are men themselves, some people like to pretend to be men when they have nothing to do, and some people have to be men.
Fourteen, my loneliness was forced out by those couples.
Fifteen, along the track of time, we are no longer what we used to be.
Sixteen, your endless eyes are gentle. How can I not miss it?
Fall in love in 2020.
First, when we look with perfect eyes, everything is ugly! Happiness depends on misfortune, and misfortune depends on happiness. Similarly, beauty lies in ugliness and ugliness lies in beauty. Without ugliness, beauty would cease to exist. There is no lotus that can bloom without mud, no peacock with beautiful feathers but no anus, and no beauty without constipation.
Second, I know that feelings can't be compared, but I am still used to complaining about what he lacks with what he has.
Third, it is normal for women to be jealous. If a man is jealous, you know he is serious.
Fourth, wine, like a beauty, hurts badly and brings cold sorrow, so I found out that it was just a beauty, but a glass of hard liquor. It tastes mellow. The color is dazzling. Perhaps, for a long time, it will be an emotional sustenance. However, drinking too much alcohol will do harm to your health. No matter how dazzling the color is, no matter how strong the breath is, it can't be stopped, volatilized or faded.
The sand is so small and weak. It can only fluctuate with the wind, and I don't even know where it will drift next moment. However, I always feel that even if it is insignificant, even if the external changes have nothing to do with it, there is always a reason for its existence. -Red and refined woman "The Great Wall of Wan Li at the Bright Moon in Qin Dynasty"
Six, some words, suitable for rotten in the heart, some pain, suitable for silent forgetting. When you experience it, you grow up and you know it yourself. Many changes, you don't have to say it yourself, others will see it.
Seven, we always don't know how to cherish the present? In the unpredictable reunion, we thought that there would always be a reunion, and there would always be an opportunity to say sorry, but we never thought that every time we waved goodbye, it might be a farewell, and every sigh might be the last sigh on earth. How can we be happy if we can only see you again and can't live together?
Eight, there is a kind of happiness called waiting; There is a choice called giving up; There is a realm called willingness; There is a mentality called letting go; There is a kind of wisdom called keeping a low profile; There is an understanding called confusion; There is a mentality called tolerance; There is a kind of happiness called simplicity; There is a virtue called smile; There is a beauty called self-confidence; There is a touch called sharing; There is a kind of warmth called gratitude; There is a kind of success called persistence.
Nine, loneliness is not born, but from the moment you love someone.
Ten, maybe some people are hateful, and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.
Xi。 When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.
Twelve, travel is the disappearance of beauty, and disappearance is a beautiful travel. Not to let others forget me temporarily, but to let others remember me.
13. Good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait for that shameless person to leave, pretending to be reserved will cry. In the era when the oil price has risen to more than eight yuan, another sister thinks that driving her out is just for a ride. How naive! It's not that I don't love you, but that I don't have the courage to have you.
Fourteen, the beauty of Provence, a wave of man! The mystery of lavender purple makes your love last for a long time on this special day! As long as you turn around and stay with the person you love, you will be happy.
15. I chose to leave, not to fulfill, not to give up, just to get to know you and me again.
Sixteen, find beauty in a dull life, thank and aftertaste in a simple love, and warm each other in an aging life.
Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!
Eighteen, people who appear in our lives, some give us a lesson, some let us recover, some share and share, and some love and love.
Nineteen, I always like to be loved more, and I am selfish for a love and a feeling.
Twenty years old, women have not yet been assigned a fortune, and their own sorrows and sorrows often have the appearance of waiting for the weather.
21. If life is a reincarnation, I would rather stay in this world; If time is a gear, I would like to stop at this moment and guide you to accompany me.
I love you from my mouth, not from my heart.
It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up your heart to love someone.
Twenty-four, step by step, no return, first frost is full. The night is cold, the lights are dim, the warmth disappears, and the song is euphemistic. That year, in the prime of life, whoever promised to die. As beautiful as flowers and jade, as water flies.
Twenty-five, we laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we had already been swept away silently by the torrent.
26. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.
A woman who doesn't love us is like a missing person. Although I know there is no hope, I am still looking forward to it. Wait for a little movement, a little noise.
28. When you are sad. I wish I could be by your side. Try to make you laugh.
Talk about love in autumn
1. The fireworks will go out and the concert will stop. A person, a city, distressed for a lifetime.
If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a fox and confuse all the people I love.
Marrying me is the bet of your life. How can I let you lose?
I spent my whole life looking back on my youth, and I also want to doubt my life.
5. Never be young, never be young, never be ungrateful, never shed tears.
6. Did I mention it? From the first moment I met you, I was grateful for my existence in this world.
7. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.
8. You are on the left, happiness is on the left, and I will follow you to the left, and live and die together.
9. The happiness of hiding lies in seeking, and the beauty of dreams is always on the road. Time will never end.
10. All the past in which he appeared in my memory. A faint presence. Shout softly.
1 1. If you keep missing it, you will be disappointed easily and become unfamiliar unconsciously.
12. I can arrive with you. That's the paradise I long for.
13. Your unique strange smell. My goal is to confirm your existence.
14. After this long winter, all smiles. The spring breeze blew into his heart and filled him with infinite emotions.
15. I know a girl. She is naive and lively, but she loves each other. Waiting. There is someone who can give her three thousand pets, one love and one love.
16. Life has been good, but everyone is not satisfied. This is the contradiction of our times.
17. A man may not love you if he gives you money, but he doesn't love you so much if he doesn't give you money.
18. People who live in resentment will be very painful! Hurt others, hurt yourself more!
19. No one will let you see her smile, show off her lips, see her frown and try to take the lead.
20. You are so shameless and heartless, so your weight should be very light, right?
2 1. Before meeting you, I really didn't realize that I was a judge by appearances.
No matter how strong I become, you will still be my weakness.
23. I want to give you a flower in my hand, which is not enough to complete a fairy tale, so I watched you smile safely and hurried through the years with me.
24. Many things are like this. The more you think about it, the more confused you are, such as loving each other more, such as life.
25. Are all moments eternal? Did you really just lose it?
26. I thought what I was afraid of was the moment of farewell. It turns out that I am also afraid of reunion.
27. Maybe loving one another is not nostalgia or enthusiasm, but time, and time has become a part of life.
28. The heart that has been beating silently for him for countless times really loves one, and then pays the sincerity and is trampled by others.
29. It is not true that there is more than one love. You just don't want to find it.
30. Missing is not heavy, like a fallen leaf in the whole autumn.
3 1. You are my carefully maintained dream, and I am tired of enjoying this unreachable light.
32. If you are here, the four seasons are fine. Talk about love and affection in autumn.
33. Hold the hand of the person you love. Maybe in the next life, someone else will walk beside you.
34. Nothing difficult. I don't believe in happiness I believe you.
35. Wine is in the stomach, but things are in the heart. There always seems to be a layer in the middle. No amount of wine can drown your heart.
36. I have many dreams. You are in every dream.
37. Have we ever loved each other? Fall in love once. How long has it been? In an instant.
Fortunately, love and kinship are not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love and affection.
39. I will pay back what I owed you in my last life, and what you owe me in my next life.
40. Many times, I am doing something calmly, drinking water, losing sleep, and then suddenly I miss you very painfully. It really hurts. It makes me bend down and cry.
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