Classic car joke

First: catch up with the object.

An old gentleman accidentally drove his car into a one-way street. Soon, he found himself surrounded by oncoming traffic, and had to reduce the speed to a minimum and barely move forward. Finally, he was stopped by the traffic police. ? You must know why I stopped you. ? Of course, I'm the only one you can catch up with. ?

Second: KGB on the bus.

During the Soviet era, a bus was driving in the center of Moscow. One passenger asked another passenger:? Hello, citizen, are you KGB? No? The man shook his head. ? Do you have any brothers or sisters who are KGB? No? What about your parents? No, I don't know anyone from the KGB. ? Oh, in that case, then, son, get your feet off my feet! ! ! ?

Third: fly too low.

Kit drives at breakneck speed on the highway. He almost had a traffic accident, but he still didn't slow down and rampaged on the road like a mad cow. The policeman tried desperately to stop the car, panting. Hey, you violated the traffic rules! ? Kit said sorry. Excuse me, was I driving too fast? The policeman said:? Not driving too fast, but flying too low! ?

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