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Ma Wei’s answer to refusing charity
Ma Wei
Yue Buyun lived to be sixty-two years old. The biggest official in his family was the village chief. This time the village chief said he was the county chief, which scared him so much that he almost wet his pants. . If not for anything else, it’s because Yue Buyun is an old and backward person in our Heishui Village. The whole village has been lifted out of poverty, but his family has not been lifted out of poverty. As a result, the village chief is criticized every year, and the township chief is scolded every year. These are small, and the most important thing is that the township chief cannot be promoted, so he often brings out the eight generations of the village chief's ancestors and scolds them.
The county magistrate is really a good magistrate, as simple as corn in the field. He looked at the granary and the pig pen, especially when he saw a fat cow. He was full of praise: "Not bad. Isn't this cow worth more than five thousand? There are also five pigs. This adds up to Aren’t you out of poverty?”
The accompanying reporters were busy recording.
The township and village chiefs had smiles on their faces.
The next day, the village chief solemnly placed the red iron plate of "Poverty Alleviation Households" on the lintel of Yue Buyun's door.
“Lao Yue, your family has been lifted out of poverty, so it’s time to return the cow to others, right?” The village chief felt very relaxed.
"Village chief, what kind of cow is that? My family doesn't rent other people's cows." Yue Buyun said, shaking his head.
"It's the yellow cow that the county magistrate saw yesterday."
"Hey, village chief, you really know how to tell jokes. I've been feeding that cow for several years." "How could it be someone else's?"
Now it was the village chief's turn to raise his eyebrows. In order to let the county magistrate visit and to get rid of poverty and become rich, before the county magistrate came, the village chief found his cousin in a neighboring village, who was a professional cattle farmer, and asked him to borrow a cow to show off his appearance, and then return it to him. By the way, Give him some subsidies. Of course my cousin agrees.
"Yue Buyun, you can't be arrogant. This cow was obviously borrowed to cope with the county magistrate's inspection. How could it become yours?"
"Village chief, This cow is in my family’s cattle pen. Is it mine or yours?”
The two sides got angry and became angry. The village chief was so stunned that he vomited blood. He never thought that the honest and honest Yue Buyun would swallow the cow regardless of his conscience. The village chief thought: You are too bold and don’t even think about who I am!
Yue Buyun really couldn't pull back ten cows, and he firmly refused to admit that the cow belonged to someone else.
The village chief was very angry. Passing by a red wine shop, he raised his legs and stepped in.
Honghong fried the village chief's favorite Chunya eggs, stewed mushroom ribs, and opened a bottle of local Chongyang Daqu. The business stopped and the two started drinking.
The village chief expressed his pain.
Honghong giggled: "It's really stupid, isn't it just a cow?"
"You stupid woman, you dare to talk nonsense? That's a cow, not a cow?" A chicken, a rabbit!"
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