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What did my sister-in-law say when she laid a quilt for the couple on their wedding night? A little more complete, like "lay the table first, and have a big fat jujube next year"

1, Lotus leaf mattress Lotus leaf is two new people sleeping in the room, and the lotus leaf quilt has lotus leaf horns. Next year, the quilt will be fat and small, a handful of chestnuts and dates will be born next year, menstruation will hold her nephew next year, and grandma will hold her grandson next year.

2, a handful of chestnuts and a handful of dates will make you fat next year.

Aunt will hold a pot of nephew in the coming year.

3. Sweep the bed and give birth to a pair, and pat the cabinet and give birth to a pair.

4. Give birth to children in the store first, and then give birth to children in the store.

5, men pillow pomegranate, women pillow lotus, prostitutes are empress, sons are number one.