Don't know classical Chinese, make a big joke

1. Are there any jokes about translation errors in classical Chinese? When writing "The Donkey of Guizhou", ask the students to translate the sentence "The donkey is furious and its hoof is on". A classmate named Ye translated it into "Donkeys can't win, so they are very angry and complain about these hooves" and made an interesting joke. In fact, in this sentence, "victory" means "patience". When reading the first sound, "anger" can be understood as "anger", "hoof" can be understood as "kick", and "it" can be replaced by "tiger", which is correctly translated as "the donkey can't help being angry, and kicks the tiger with its feet"

Some ancient and modern meanings in classical Chinese translation will make jokes if misunderstood. For example, in Tao Yuanming's "Gui Xi Ci", "If you learn from the past, you don't need to remonstrate, and those who know me can pursue me", some students will mistakenly translate it as: "I won't send invitations to people who knew me before, but later people can still pursue me." . The correct understanding should be "there is no need to save the past mistakes, knowing that you can still try to do things well in the future and not let regrets happen again."

"I can't use my son early. It's my fault to have a son now." The correct translation is: "I can't reuse you earlier." It's urgent. It's my fault to ask you now. " It's my fault that I couldn't hire my son earlier and now I'm in a hurry to have a son. That's a joke.

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2. A joke caused by not knowing the tea ceremony 1. An underage girl was arrested by the police as a pickpocket.

The policeman asked her father, "Please don't let her be a pickpocket any more. You should educate her well." Father said shyly, "I'm sorry, we are very strict with her and often educate her, but she has a bad brain and always gets caught in the end."

2. Hansen: "Donna, your son has been away for many years, so he must have achieved a lot." Donar: "I don't know if there is any achievement. Anyway, * * * values him very much. "

Hansen: "What's the matter?" Donar: "The police issued a notice saying that if he is found, he can get a bonus of 654.38+ 10,000." Victor, who stayed indoors, was arrested and imprisoned and sentenced to heavy punishment, which was unexpected.

His mother asked him painfully, "what crime have you committed?" Is it a crime for you to fiddle with those pictures, steel plates and ink at home? " "Not exactly, mainly because I use those things to compete with * * *". "Competition for what?" "See who printed the banknotes more like the real ones."

In the law class, the professor assigned us to read articles about civil rights. The next day, he asked a classmate to say 10 civil rights, but that classmate didn't respond. The professor said, "OK, list five!" " When the students remained silent, the professor said helplessly, "As long as you tell me one of your rights as a citizen!" " "The student replied," I have the right to remain silent! ""5. One day, I was walking on the playground of the campus. Because I just became a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, I was in a good mood when I saw a boy riding across the lawn. At this time, I was in high spirits and shouted, "Get off!" The boy turned a deaf ear. When he saw that his authority had been violated, I shouted angrily, "Get out of the car quickly, or I will shoot!" " "The boy fell from the car.

3. About the jokes made when the language is wrong, simply ask 1, a Japanese theme song, Geji, Geji, Geji, Auntie washes the spittoon. . . . .

There is a good saying: "beating gongs and drums". My dad has been listening to "big * * *, stand up". He still wondered, why did you stand up?

3. The first time I heard Zhao Yonghua's The Most Romantic Thing, the sentence "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you" I heard: "The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you!" At that time, I thought Zhongguancun was advertising.

4. Cheng Lin's The Journey to the West, "The geese listen to my song, and the river kisses my face", was heard as "The uncle listens to my song, and the teenager kisses my face". I thought to myself, what kind of woman is this!

5. The theme song "Make me sad or drunk ..." always sounds like "Make me sad or drunk ..." in Richie Jen's version of "The Condor Heroes". Hey, why do you always have a problem with the leading actor! ! !

6. Make a weight-loss advertisement on TV, put your hand on your waist, come out and shake it and say, "If you want to lose weight, why not use Sofitel?" Hear "if you want to lose weight, why don't you support it with your hands?" I thought, how can I lose weight just by holding it in my hand?

7. When Donald was a child, "Ah-oh, the performance began" and what he heard was: "Ah-oh, wild boar shit!

8. After listening to Jeff Chang Shin-Che Xinche's Love Like Tide, my colleague asked me doubtfully: "Why did he sing' Promise me that you will never queue up in the middle of the night'?"

9. The first time I listened to Tong Ange's Girl in Jelja, I was surprised and heard: "Wild donkey, mysterious wild donkey ~ ~ ~".

10 《 Listening to Mom's Past Stories 》: We sat next to a high grain pile ~ ~ ~

Listen: we are sitting next to a pile of tall bones ~ ~ The scene of piles of bones comes to mind, sweating like a pig!

1 1. Listen to Unforgettable Tonight: Bye, bye, see you in the morgue. .................................................................................................................................

12, I have listened to Elva Hsiao's "Love Title Song" for a long time. "I feel everything when I sing, so you are my title song." At that time, I always mistook this "opening song" for "Brother Zhu" or "Brother Pig". I wonder what this lyric means.

13, Eason Chan >; ; One of the sentences goes like this

4. Who can tell two funny jokes in classical Chinese? Confucius went whoring and came across a stone, which was priced at 320 yuan.

Confucius said: There is no silver here. Is the price negotiable?

Stone said: it is predestined friends to meet thousands of miles away, and 200 yuan is not expensive!

Confucius said: Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about fifty dollars?

Shi said to him: If you want to pass Yumen Pass, you have to walk at least 130 Li!

Confucius said: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Can we do it for eighty dollars?

History was speechless, and Confucius said: There are true feelings in the world, and I only brought 90 yuan today!

Shi was furious and roared: I blocked tomorrow with my youth, and losing a hundred is also treacherous!

Confucius said with a smile: Lushui couples also have feelings. Can we lose another ten dollars?

Shi sighed: Why do we meet? You say 90 is 90.

5. The classical Chinese paragraphs are all aimed at me, and the students are seated accordingly. It's so depressing that students don't come. "

The joke is probably like this: A private school teacher teaches The Analects of Confucius, and' Melancholy is literature' is misunderstood as' Everyone is equal to me'. Later, a new teacher in a private school pronounced "gloomy literature and art" correctly, and the students thought that the new teacher had made a mistake and would not come to school. At that time, people ridiculed the poem and said,' Everyone is equal to me, and all students sit. I am depressed that the students are not coming. "

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One day, it was a sunny day, and Yu Yu and You gathered in a humble room. The fate is short and the wind is cold, so You You sighed, "Alas, it's bad luck. The dragon is trapped in shallow water, and the clouds hide young pines. Who is wrong if the major is not hot? It is too late! "

Yu Youren also sighed and said, "It's my life to be a great teacher, and the bones and muscles of the Chinese Department are miserable. Nothing is too much! "

His friend shook his head and said, "The misery of China people can be attributed to the injustice of five continents. The absurdity of chemistry often lies in remoteness and the incomprehension of ordinary people. Therefore, the suffering of my bones and muscles is not what you know. "

The other person keeps silent, and I care about his endless life. Some people are twice as strong as me. He smiled and said, "My brother's career can be described as fiery, and my wife and children can be described as hungry, right?"

My brother was angry when he was beige, and his mouth was full of surprise. "Your career can make a living, but my career is hopeless. Why is it hot? "

The other three people explored it and were silent for a long time before answering: "invertebrate linguistics!" "

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One night, I was wandering on the platform of a voracious society, and I couldn't help staring at a woman with long hair.

After a while, the woman suddenly approached.

Stop and look at me. Yu Daoan, "I'm not very handsome"! But see my eyes wide open and my mouth twitching.

Sigh "Am I too ugly"?

But see the bigger Iraq's eyes, the more Zhang Yue opens her mouth. I'm afraid I've always been a real gentleman and never offended anyone.

For her, let alone forever.

Acquaintances? I tried to turn around, but suddenly I heard Iraq shout. . . . . . Ah. . Strange. ! ! "。 she

Rub your nose and drift away.

I'm already sweating.

6. There are 500 words in the joke composition caused by typos around me. There will be typos around us from time to time, such as typos in classmates' exercises, advertisements on the street, and signs of various shops.

Once I went to kokuseiji on the rooftop to play, and our car drove to a big playground. I found a sign standing in front of me, which said "(one side +D) parking lot". I didn't understand it at that time, because I hadn't studied it, I didn't know what to read or what it meant. Later, the driver drove in and stopped there, and I realized this "(unilateral +D). Mom said, "Stop it." The driver smiled and said, "You don't understand this, son. It is written in parking lots in many places. " I said, "Stop is written like this. This is obviously a typo. " The driver said, "I wish you could understand." I said, "I just don't understand how we can make our own Chinese characters." The workshop said, "Don't make a fuss. Many people make their own Chinese characters. Look, there are two typos on the wall over there: "tire repair" has become "(word +bu) next to the wheel platform)." Everyone looked up and laughed. When I saw it, I originally wrote "complement" as "(beside the word+no)" and "fetus" as "Taiwan". I said, "Why don't they ask others when they write, so that they are not afraid of jokes?"? ""You laugh at him, but he doesn't know, "said the driver." Then let's go and tell him! I said. Mother said, "mind your own business and let's go!" " "

Another time, we saw a sign hanging in front of a small shop on a small street near the sea, which read "Stainless Steel Tableware Shop" and the word "rust" in it was written as "embroidery".

We often see such typos. I hope those people will stop writing typos and joking.