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This is not Zhou Wang. Who are the two people molesting Nu Wa?

On TV, we often see the Jade Emperor having a meeting with all the immortals in Lingxiao Hall. How is this team formed? You got it? Recently, the Great Xia flipped through the Romance of Gods, which gave the history of the team members. I won't tell you all about it here. Heroes only choose interesting stories to talk with you, such as why Su Daji the fox was really trapped, whether Jiang Ziya was a loser, and was his wife really 68 when she married him? !

Worship of God originated from the jade emperor's desire to recruit his emissary to expand his strength and discuss the list of worship of God. We must first know why the great gods in the sky have nothing to do, and they should be formally compiled for all the gods. It was a long time ago, and the Jade Emperor was still a one-man army. Apart from the Queen Mother and Grand Priest, he has no practical work. This is outrageous. How can the Jade Emperor play official prestige?

So, Hong Jun bodhi old zu discussed with Nu Wa, and came to the celestial official ape exam. Let Yuan Shi Tianzun explain the teaching, and the leader's interception will assign some disciples, and then recruit some mortal elites to form this recruitment quota, with ***365.

If it's not a pie in the sky, it's a big deal. For mortals, this is a good opportunity for people to become gods. However, among the disciples who explained and cut off the two religions, some people were used to scattering immortals. It doesn't seem worthwhile to practice seriously and have the opportunity to advance to a senior immortal, be a fighter of the Jade Emperor and be a junior official ape.

However, we must resolutely support the policies formulated by the highest decision-making. Therefore, the Archbishop of Tian Tong secretly told his disciples not to go out for a stroll in a special period. If you are chosen carelessly, the archbishop can't save you, so please seek more happiness.

In this way, the first large-scale national examination in history began. The time was during the Zhou Dynasty, and the place was Xiqiao and other places. The invigilator is Yuanshi Tianzun, and the invigilator is Jiang Ziya. The evaluation standard is that all gods, demons and people can become gods after being killed and robbed when attacking King Wu.

I don't know if you can see that there is something fishy here. The invigilator and the invigilator are both teaching points, so it should be easier for the disciples at the teaching point to avoid this kind of recruitment.

Zhou Wang's dalliance with the Queen triggered a series of bloody cases to return to the recruitment examination, and Nu Wa was duty-bound to sacrifice her own color, which made a good start for the recruitment examination. At first, Shang Zhouwang was not always bohemian. At the beginning of the list of gods, Zhou Wang was still a wise monarch, and the virtuous son of the queen also had ambitions, as well as civil and military ministers like Bigan and Excavate. It is not impossible for commercial ships to walk for another hundred years.

But God wants Zhou Wang to be cruel (the plot is about to begin).

The incident originated from a painting. Zhou Wang saw the portrait of Nu Wa Empress in the palace, and they wrote a love poem together to express their love.

It is this little gesture that causes the butterfly effect. Nu Wa Empress in the sky is not satisfied. She used the general trend of the national examination to accelerate the demise of the Shang Dynasty and let Zhou Wuwang take the lead.

She sent three demons from Xuanyuan Tomb, fox, pheasant essence and pipa essence to bewitch Zhou Wang, set up a wine pool, hollowed out Zhou Wang's body, drove away the heir to the throne, killed Li Jing, Huang and other ministers, and almost ended the Shang Dynasty.

The agreed deified reward became decapitation. Da ji was actually sold by Nuwa. Let's see how the fox completes the undercover mission. Without Nu Wa's instructions, he added drama to himself without authorization, and invented torture such as branding, wearing a basin, chopping stuffing in a Boyi exam, digging a heart than dry, and burning the hands of Queen Jiang. Nu Wa can't stand all kinds of evil deeds, and the undercover mission is over, and the original agreed reward for sealing the gods has become beheading.

The fox was beheaded. The most important reason, hero, is that I didn't hold Nu Wa's thigh well. Originally, undercover was a job that most people didn't like to do, and it was easy to get results. Those who have no power or influence can only take their lives to blog. Now that you have done it, should you get your hands dirty as appropriate, and then report more and ask for instructions?