Cold joke, cold joke that can make people laugh, my jokes are very high, don't take the old jokes as an example ~ = =.

1, chasing a girl, the result is the competition of rival in love: I invited her to eat KFC, and the rival in love invited her to eat leopard; I took a taxi to take her out to play, and my opponent picked her up in a BMW. I queued up all night to buy her an Iphone4, and my opponent ordered her a SII；. Online. Finally, I couldn't bear to give up, but my rival in love had already dumped her! Tragedy! Tragedy! How to be so much worse than people step by step! ! !

2. During the Chinese New Year, my relatives finished eating and walked home with my cousin. On the way, I drove a motorcycle with two beautiful women on it. It doesn't drive very fast. Because those two women are good-looking, I have been staring at them. Unexpectedly, the beautiful woman in the car waved to me. In this case, I didn't respond, so I waved to them. My brother turned his head and said to me in wonder, classmate, what are you waving?

I told my mother about the new marriage law. My mother said, "Women who scold the new marriage law are incompetent women, and men who praise the new marriage law are men who are ready for divorce." A serious family doesn't need marriage law.

At the concert, a buddy excitedly said to the star on the stage with a microphone, "I am your most loyal fan." I have attended almost every concert of yours, and today I finally have a chance! Can you take a picture with me and my girlfriend? " The star felt very moved and agreed without hesitation. Then the buddy listened happily and asked the audience, "Great, so ladies, who wants to be my girlfriend?"

5. My brother needs to write the word "grace" when he enters the examination room to do the problem, but he can't write the word "benefit". He thinks and thinks fruitlessly. . . Surprise! Bring a bottle of drink into the examination room during the exam. The bottle cap should have the words "thank you for your patronage", which is the same as the word "grace". Sneaking, pretending to drink water, unscrewing the bottle caps one by one. Dizzy! I saw "another bottle" printed on the cover!