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An ambiguous and funny sentence that makes men happy.
1. Love is like a flower in your heart. If you have feelings, set foot on the moon. Never leave, never leave, never abandon each other, regret it, and the dust settles.
You say you are a wolf in sheep's clothing, then I am a lamb raised by wolves. Even though I know that I am just your lunch, you are still my April, and my love is still gray.
3. I am a sweet, soft and easy to pinch, but I occasionally mix a little acid, nothing else, because I am a rainbow candy with many flavors.
Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.
People treat me well, and I am like a hedgehog. Even if you are not nice to me, I want to jump into your arms and rub it.
6. Love at first sight is just a matter of color. Don't take it too seriously. True love is a protracted war. Always decide to love for a long time, this is the true feeling.
7. I am happy because I have my hobbies. No one likes you more than I do. After the injury, I scolded myself severely, but I lost it opposite.
8. It is not difficult to fall in love with a woman, but it is difficult to fall in love with a woman all the time, and I can.
9. I want to hold you in my arms, deliberately bully you and deliberately kill you, in order to listen to your coquetry voice with me.
10. I like your shyness and your concentration.
1 1. When I decide to spend the rest of my life with you, I hope the rest of my life will start soon.
12. I just drank some wine and suddenly felt that life was beautiful, so I had to tell you that meeting you was the best. That's it. I quit. Let's leave now.
13. Seriously, I like your enthusiasm. You can warm me. I hate my lukewarm thinking. Maybe I am a bad person, but as long as you kiss me, I will become better.
14. Do you smell anything? It smells delicious. What? After you appeared, the air was sweet.
15. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.
16. Now when I wake up every day, all I see on my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.
The above is a brief high-level love story confession. Although the love story is simple, it is enough to have a heart that loves you forever.
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