Find a really funny joke

1. One day, Xiao Zhen’s mother saw Xiao Zhen’s father rummaging through boxes and cabinets for something and asked Xiao Zhen, “What is your father looking for?”

Xiao Zhen was confused. Said: "I don't know, maybe he's looking for you, or maybe he's looking for grandma."

Mom was puzzled~

Xiao Zhen continued: "Because he was talking about grandma while he was looking. Yes, it’s so damn hard to find.

2. A woman said to her cheating husband: If you dare to divorce and marry that young goblin, I will marry the goblin’s father. From now on, your son will take care of her. You call me brother-in-law, but you have to call me mom! My husband fainted on the spot, and he behaved himself from now on

3. One day, Lao Wang and his wife had a fight, and Lao Wang slammed the door and left. My wife called Lao Wang’s cell phone and he said angrily: “Hello! This is the Lijiuli service hotline. If you bow your head and admit your mistake, please press 1; if you are determined to divorce, please press 2; if you want to hit someone, this service desk will transfer you to 110. "My wife was so angry that she hung up the phone. Late at night, Lao Wang came home and found that the door was locked. He could only call his wife's mobile phone, only to hear his wife say in a false voice: "Hello! This is the "Who's Afraid of Whom" service hotline. If you want to go home, please kneel on the washboard; if you want to divorce, please kneel on the nail board; if you feel unwell, this service desk will transfer you to 120.