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Chatting with my wife

First, their children's daily dribs and drabs are the crystallization of husband and wife's love. For couples, children are also the bond between husband and wife. Generally speaking, couples with good relationships will consider having children. When they have children, they will consider their growth and education. For couples with good feelings, children are the lubricant of their love. People with children always talk about their children unnaturally, and they won't get bored. In the adult world, children are weak. Whether young children or adults, children are the most unique in the hearts of parents, and it is not enough to say it. Children are also the driving force for both husband and wife to live hard. In order to make the children live a better life, both husband and wife should work hard. In order to give children a better living environment, the couple can only work together with Qi Xin. Second, important days are spent together, and memories together add a sense of ceremony to life. Important festivals must be celebrated, such as wedding anniversary. The wedding day of two people is a very important and beautiful day, so this day is worth remembering. The four happy events in life are, first of all, the wedding night, so on important days, people will always think of the good past, thus diluting the daily unhappiness. For couples with good feelings, even if they have been married for many years, they will still remember some important moments, especially the time they have passed together, and they will often discuss the previous time with each other to increase the texture of memories. How should they spend their important days? Let's discuss it, recall it and experience its feeling. Third, talk about the gifts we received and the people we love. Every day is Valentine's Day. For lovers with good feelings, gifts are a way to express their love. Men will give valentine's day gifts to women, and women will feel full of love. Generally speaking, couples often talk about the gifts they give each other. The different meanings represented by those gifts are especially happy, because gifts can bring freshness to each other and make life full of memories. Gifts are not about value, but about fullness of mind. Tell her something that she has been thinking for a long time, but you are not satisfied with it. Give it to her on a special day, and she will be very moved. Don't think that an old couple can save everything, even their feelings. Love is an impulse, a feeling, and a joy after giving. Let's talk about things of mutual interest and deepen our understanding. In love, gifts are more useful than sweet words, and they are equally useful in marriage. There is not only rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea between husband and wife, but also an ordinary life. Fourth, talk about topics related to the opposite sex. The opposite sex is a sensitive topic between husband and wife. After all, everyone is jealous when they are in love, and they don't like their lover having too much contact with other members of the opposite sex. However, if husband and wife can talk freely about the opposite sex, it means that husband and wife really talk about everything and their feelings really can't stand consideration. In fact, the trust between husband and wife is the most important, and they are honest with each other. I am most afraid of strange strange bedfellows in marriage, so talking about the opposite sex may be a good way to change the subject, provided that your other half is not jealous and angry because of your frankness. The key to chatting is to talk about topics of mutual interest, and opposites attract. In fact, chatting can be harmless and can increase our understanding and distrust of each other. The most important thing is that you can't see through each other and make yourself afraid, so that you will feel more at ease when you know. Fifth, ridicule each other's shortcomings. Everyone is not perfect and has some shortcomings and deficiencies. In love, each other can directly pick out each other's shortcomings, and they are not afraid of each other's anger. This feeling is really good, and it will also promote the progress of both sides. Couples who often chat like this have a good relationship. Between husband and wife, it is normal to talk about everything. Don't be so restrained, communicate with each other more, and marriage will be happy. Talking about shortcomings is not nitpicking, not nitpicking. I just hope that the other party can live better and better. The progress of husband and wife is the foundation of long-term marriage. Love each other's strengths and weaknesses. This is the real husband and wife. Topic 2 of chatting with my wife First of all, do you know me 1? What attracts you most? 2. Describe my taste. 3. How can I be described to others in private? 4. What were you thinking before you kissed me for the first time? When I asked you out for the first time, did you ever consider rejecting me? 6. When we first met naked, did you worry about anything? 7. How old was your first kiss? 8. When was your first night? 9. How old were you when you first fell in love? 10. What did I do to make you angry? 1 1. Tell me, when did you find yourself in love with me? Have I ever embarrassed you? 13. If you could change one aspect of me, what would it be? 14. If you wanted to ask me a question, what would you ask? 15. How did you know I was angry? 16, what do you think I can hurt you the most? 17, which dish are you tired of? 18, if I wanted to surprise you at the dinner table, which dish would you choose? Second, hobbies 1, favorite sports 2, favorite flowers 3, favorite food 4, favorite clothes 5, favorite cosmetics 6, favorite movies/music 7, favorite stars 8, what's on your mind 9, constellation topic 10, favorite games 3, intimacy 1. 2. If your friend cheated, do you think you should tell his partner? If your friend cheated, would you let his partner know? 4. Under the guidance of which "teacher" did you finish your first date? 5. Describe your ideal date. 6. What makes you feel sad? 7. Who do you think will dominate in love and why? 8. What would you think if one person was not at home and the other was alone at home? 9. Do you think the love of men is different from that of women? 10. As a man (woman), what do you think a woman (man) needs to know most? 1 1. Define love. 12, is online dating true love? 13, have you ever dated a married woman? 14, How do you feel about romantic vacation as a part of your lifestyle? Fourth, the topic of gender 1 When you see a woman, which part of her body do you notice first? 2. Do you think it is inappropriate to continue to pay attention to other women in love? Will it change after marriage? When you see a man, which part of him will you notice first? 4, I don't say, how do you know I want to make out? 5. How often do you think making out is not frequent? 6. Do you masturbate? 7. How do you feel when I go in when you use the bathroom? 8. When was the last time we took a bath? 9. Have you ever had a sex dream? Tell me. 10, did you have any heavy taste contact with children of the opposite sex when you were young? 1 1. Do you have any unfulfilled sexual fantasies? 12, have you ever made out with the same sex? Talk about your views on homosexuality. 13, which trick do you want from me most? Fifth, working years 1. What kind of working environment do you like? 2. What's new at work? 3. How is the boss? 4. Are you satisfied with your job? 5. Is it stressful? 6. What do you usually like to eat after work? 7. cook by yourself? 8. Where do you usually go to play? 9, movies, TV 10, where to play and chat with your wife 3 If your child has children, the first choice is children. Children are the crystallization of husband and wife's love. For couples, children are also the bond between husband and wife. Generally speaking, couples with good relationships will consider having children. When they have children, they will consider their growth and education. Therefore, if you feel that there is no topic at ordinary times, you can talk more about children, and the other party will not feel bored. In the adult world, children are weak. Whether young children or adults, children are the most unique in the hearts of parents, and we can't say enough. The beauty of love Many people have been married for a long time and feel that there is no love between them. Actually, it's not. It's just that love has been squandered. Couples should talk more about the things they experienced together when they were in love in the past, recall the little things you did together in the past, and do some touching things for each other. By recalling the past, the couple's feelings can be warmed up, such as how the husband caught up with his wife at the beginning, how long it took him to catch up, and how much effort he took to catch up. Just like catching up with friends, couples can enhance their feelings by talking openly about the past. Usually encounter troubles. Many people always like to carry everything by themselves and don't want to tell their families. This is not right. Telling your troubles to the other side can relieve the pressure in your heart and let the other side understand your troubles. Secondly, it can make two people communicate better, and your story can make the other person know more about your work and life. At the same time, if you show your vulnerability in front of your lover, it will make your lover understand you better and feel more distressed, which will naturally be good to you. Although this kind of talk may not solve the problem, it can enhance the relationship between husband and wife. Plans for the future Everyone has plans for the future. This time is very suitable for couples to talk about such topics, which can enhance the feelings between husband and wife.