A joke told by four people

1. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. "

Man: "I want a wife ..."

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving and I'm greedy for beauty!" " Pathetic! "say that finish

It disappeared.

Man: "... cake."

2. The lens and the mirror mm are in love, and the mirror mm says:

"I am so sad that I have been photographed by others all my life, but I don't know what I look like."

The camera said, "Never mind, why don't I just take a picture of you?"

When the photos are developed, ...

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Mirror MM: "5555 ~ ~ Why is it still you in the photo ..."

3. Mom A: "Your mouth stinks! What did you eat? "

Moth B: "I accidentally climbed into the pile of socks."

A hundred-dollar bill gave his son a big red envelope for his five-dollar wallet during the Spring Festival, and the five-dollar bill opened the red envelope with joy.

Found his mother inside.

5. Tofu mother came to the kindergarten to pick up the children and chat with the teacher. The teacher asked:

"Mrs. Tofu, do you like hot pot?"

"I like it very much!"

"That's great! Actually ... when playing hide-and-seek in the afternoon, your child hid in the refrigerator. "

6. Xiaomi: "Mom, I'm hungry!"

Mi's mother: "lovely, dad can't find a job and there is no food at home."

Xiaomi: "But I'm hungry ~ ~ ~"

Mother Mi: "Alas ... OK, you can borrow some pickles next door, and I'll boil bath water for your father."

On this day, a lovely little girl came to Kannonji to burn incense for her mother. Put your hands together and you can't afford to kneel.

Suddenly I looked up and my eyes were full of crystal tears. Her pious prayers touched Guanyin Bodhisattva:

"What a filial child! Crane boy ... "

"Yes, Bodhisattva."

The next day, the little girl's mother began to grow a beard.

Because, the little girl said:

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"Mom wants a little brother."

8. A patient went to his psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, think about my situation, my best friend."

Ran away with my wife. They have been gone for more than a month. I feel terrible because I miss my friends. "

9. The son said to his father: Dad, do you love me?

Dad said, sure, any questions?

The son said, can you divorce your mother and marry the aunt who sells candy next door?

10. Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang. Dial a hundred-dollar bill:

"Ah! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! "

One hundred dollar bills thought for a moment and said:

"Tear it, tear you up and you don't even have five dollars!"

1 1. The panda girl was taken to the zoo for breeding, and the expert decided to artificially inseminate.

Panda Man: "Disgusting ~ ~ So you like people and animals."

12. Wife: I am blind and will marry you if I step on shit.

Husband: I was really blind enough to step on shit before I married you.

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Shit: I'm so unlucky! Lying there, you both stepped on it. ..

13. Cloudy nights

A group of girls' school students are playing disc fairy in the dormitory. Suddenly,

They kept screaming! ! !

The seniors upstairs hurried into their dormitory.

I saw the plates on their desks spinning at a breakneck speed.

Amazingly fast, and horribly fast.

"Oh, no! What did you do? "

Senior realized that the situation is wrong, hurriedly asked

"We ..." The junior girl said.

"We just asked how fast it could turn ...? "

14. Electrical Appliances held a joke contest.

It is stipulated that every electrical appliance should tell a joke.

Let all the audience laugh,

Otherwise you will be taken to Aruba. First, the washing machine,

As soon as he finished his joke, all the audience burst out laughing.

Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the home appliances laughed.

I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So! Computers were also brought to Aruba.

The third place is the most humorous desk lamp.

The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground.

The rice cooker said, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

Just as the magic lamp was about to be taken to Aruba,

The rice cooker stood up angrily.

Turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said:

"I've had enough of your laughter. Don't open your mouth so wide and cold."