What's the funniest reason you know to quit?

Now is the Internet age and the entertainment age. Even in the face of this sad thing, many young people take a funny way to deal with it. Take stock of those wonderful and funny reasons for resigning:

Wonderful reason 1:

Employee: The world is so big, I want to see it.

Boss: The wallet is so small that I can't walk around.

Qiqi's second reason for resigning:

Employee: I want to go back to raise pigs.

boss: I see business opportunities in you.

Qiqi's third reason for resigning:

Employee: My house demolition compensated 1 million yuan.

boss: congratulations on achieving your small goals in life.

Qiqi's reason for resigning:

Employee: My breasts are too big to fit here.

boss: you be the secretary, and I'll give you a raise.

Qiqi's five reasons for resigning:

Employee: The proprietress looks like my ex-girlfriend, so it's not me who is wrong, but the whole world.

Boss: The young man has a good eye and a bright future. He will give you an extra month's compensation when he resigns.

Qiqi's sixth reason for resigning:

Employee: I'm not interested in work. My interest is saving the world.

boss: are your underwear worn outside?

Qiqi's seven reasons for resigning:

Employee: I'm leaving, and I don't want to tell you the reason. I made it up. Bye.

boss: you go, I don't want to sign, and it's no use signing!

Qiqi's reason for resigning:

Employee: For the benefit of the company, I applied to work as an undercover in the opposite company.

boss: are you undercover when you first came to the company? Call me out!

Qiqi's nine reasons for resigning:

Employee: Not giving me money to pick up girls, depriving me of time to pick up girls, and ruining my body to pick up girls.

boss: it's your own inability to pick up girls, so don't complain.