Want a joke, a paragraph, do you have one?

1. The little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Ah, I'm so sorry, there are not that many." "That's it. . . . "The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly. The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "I'm sorry, there are still none." "That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly. . On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred buns!!" "The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" 2. There was a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the road, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The little white rabbit said: The giraffe said: "Giraffe, giraffe, why do you do something to harm yourself? Look how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!" The giraffe looked at the marijuana smoke and the little white rabbit, so he Throwing the marijuana cigarette behind them, they followed the little white rabbit running in the forest. Later they met an elephant who was preparing to smoke cocaine. The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant, why are you doing this?" What about harming yourself? Look how beautiful this forest is, let’s run in nature together!” The elephant looked at the cocaine and the little white rabbit, then threw the cocaine behind him and followed. The little white rabbit and the giraffe were running in the forest. Later they met a lion who was preparing to take heroin. The little white rabbit said to the lion: "Lion, why do you do something to hurt yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is." Wonderful, let's run in nature together!" The lion looked at the syringe and looked at the little white rabbit, then threw the syringe behind him, rushed over and beat the little white rabbit hard. Elephant and Giraffe Trembling with fear: "Why did you hit the little white rabbit? It is so kind, caring about our health and asking us to get closer to nature." The lion said angrily: "This bastard rabbit pulls me every time he takes ecstasy." Running around in the forest like an idiot." 3. On the first day, the little white rabbit went to the river to fish, but he caught nothing and went home. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn't catch anything and went home. On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit: If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you! 4. In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hong Kong and mainland China, the United Nations placed three rabbits in three forests to see who of the three police officers could find the rabbit first. The American police were in front of the first forest, and they spent the first time. A full half-day meeting was held to formulate a combat plan, with a strict division of labor, and then special forces were sent to quickly enter the forest to conduct a blanket search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away, and the mission failed! Then it was the Hong Kong police's turn, and they sent more than a hundred people. Dozens of police cars lined up outside the forest, with the leader shouting through a loudspeaker: "Rabbit, Rabbit, you are surrounded. Come out and surrender..." Half a day passed, but there was no movement. Feihu The team entered the forest and searched again, but no results were found. The mission failed! In the end, there were only four Chinese policemen. They played mahjong for a day. At dusk, each person entered the forest with a baton. Within five minutes, they heard a sound of animals coming from the forest. Screaming, Chinese police officers came out, each smoking a cigarette, talking and laughing, dragging behind them a bear with a bruised nose and swollen face. The bear was dying and said: "Don't fight anymore, I am just a rabbit..." 5. The little white rabbit was walking in the forest when he met the big bad wolf coming towards him. He came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers and said, "I will let you not wear a hat." The little white rabbit retreated aggrievedly. The next day, she jumped out of the house wearing a hat, and met the big bad wolf again. He walked up to the little white rabbit and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths, saying, "I let you wear the hat." Rabbit Rabbit is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger.

After explaining the situation, Tiger said, "Okay, I understand. I will handle this matter. You have to trust the organization." That same day, the tiger found his buddy, the big bad wolf. "It's not right for you to do this. It's making it difficult for me." After saying that, he wiped the cigarette ashes falling on the table: "Do you think this is okay? You can say, Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat." Go! She asked for a fat one, and you said you wanted a thin one. Then you could beat her up, Tutu. I’m looking for a woman. She’s looking for a plump one, and you say you like a slim one. She’s looking for a slim one, and you’re looking for a plump one. You can beat her properly and forcefully.” The big bad wolf nodded frequently and clapped his hands, and his respect for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above guidance work was overheard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I feel this hatred in my heart. The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence, the big bad wolf came towards him. The Big Bad Wolf said: "Rabbit, come here and find me a piece of meat." Rabbit said: "Then, do you want a fat one or a thin one?" After hearing this, the Big Bad Wolf's heart sank. Another joy, I said to myself, luckily there is Plan B. He then said: "Tutu, find me a woman quickly." Tutu asked: "So, do you like plump ones or slim ones?" The big bad wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and said more I gave Tutu two big-eared posts. "Fuck, I asked you not to wear a hat."