Humorous quips describing eating fat

1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be lonely all his life.

2. Smiled, eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

3. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

4. I planned to be a lightning bolt this year, which will make your eyes shine, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

His face is round and big. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed, and the meat on his face looked like an "oil ball". The whole looks like a kind-hearted "Maitreya Buddha".

6, long time no see, you are fat if two people!

Seeing your face reminds me of two cities, Dalian and Taiyuan.

8. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.

9. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

10, everyone lines up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

1 1, my face is chubby, so comfort myself. Hum, it's not that I haven't lost weight.

12, I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

13, when you are so fat that you cross your legs, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.

14, only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

16, the fat man can't beat others, nor can he run away from others. Naturally, he has a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

17, I am getting more and more blessed.

18, I'm not fat, it's swelling caused by my allergy to life!

19, I just didn't lose weight obviously!

20, according to the principle of thermal expansion and contraction, I call this hot!

My pants have lost weight again.

22. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

24, fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

25, fat is not your fault! It's all your fault that you came out to check illegal appliances!

26. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.