2022 Funny and Humorous Sentences (Selected 51 Sentences)

1. Another ice cream.

2. It is easy to die but too difficult to live.

3. Medicine is divided into three parts poison, and people are three parts vulgar

4. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

5. Moderate ambiguity is good for physical and mental health

6. Get away from me as far as you go

7. He is your husband, you are My wife.

8. If Taiwan Province does not recover for a day, I will not recover for a day

9. The sky is bright, the earth is bright, money is coming soon

10. Water is coming If you are pure, there will be no fish; if you are humble, you will be invincible.

11. Question: What is money? Answer: I don’t have it!

12. If you ask me what a clear sky is, I will tell you to put on cotton trousers

13. I have dedicated all my youth to computers.

14. Wow, the system is not happy? Say something nice and try again

15. Spit is for counting money, not for rationality

16. Holding a map in your hand, but no destination in your heart.

17. The cashier said there was no change and asked you for two plastic bags

18. The fortune teller said, you are just a passerby in my life

19. Talking about money does not hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

20. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

21. I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.

22. There are no ladies in the world. If there are more people who pretend to be, there will be!

23. It’s mine, don’t move it. It’s not mine, so let me go.

24. Why do I feel sleepy when I read a book? Because books are where dreams begin

25. Forget it, if you don’t lose weight, whether you love meat or not will not increase or decrease.

26. Only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

27. The person I had a crush on yesterday changed his hairstyle, and suddenly I felt like I had a change of heart.

28. Why is it that I am never with the umbrella, but the rain is always with me?

29. There are too many germs in the outside world, and I am afraid that I will get infected as soon as I go out.

30. I am not a hypocrite. Although my integrity always seemed questionable.

31. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy mosquito coils, they will keep biting you.

32. x Everyone should be happy, and we should appreciate more funny and humorous sentences!

33. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

34. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

35. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

36. After eating carrots for dinner, I kept having gas. I tried to hold in my farts and hiccups.

37. The world is big and the bed is small. The two people on the bed used to be very good, but they cannot grow old.

38. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

39. Put away your white eyes, I want to ask: Do you have red eyes, and have the ability to infect me?

40. Question: The divine horse Bao Qingtian has a moon on his forehead. Bao Zheng: I don’t understand grandpa’s blackness during the day.

41. The world is about to end. There is one thing I have been hiding from you. In fact, I am Ultraman.

42. Colleagues may be nervous when meeting clients. Hello, Mr. Liu. What's your surname?

43. I don’t cry, I don’t make trouble, and I don’t sleep. I hold sleeping pills in my left hand and a rope to hang in my right hand.

44. The sleeping position determines the hairstyle. From now on, I want to study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

45. I was played with by mosquitoes all night while I was sleeping. I woke up and played with them to death. I couldn’t find them but found that they were played with again.

46. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a landmine during combat? The company commander was angry: What can I do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price.

47. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. But I'm standing next to you, and you're fucking playing with your phone.

48. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I can’t see you online, but you can’t see me online.

49. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when your future mother-in-law stands in front of you and you can only call her aunt.

50. Four major meetings: the leader speaks and takes the lead in applauding. The leader sings and tunes. The leader takes a shower and scratches his back. The leader picks up girls and stands guard.

51. Missing is like chocolate, bitter! sweet! I dare not miss you! I'm afraid I'll miss you! I dare not say that I miss you, but I miss you more! In fact, I really miss you so much that I turned into a pig!