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The father instantly collapsed when he learned that his 5-year-old daughter had a boyfriend. What do you think?

I'm surprised, aren't you? My kid can actually fall in love. I can't understand why he couldn't find a girlfriend for so many years. That kid has already found a girlfriend. He feels so embarrassed and sad no matter what he does in life. I want to find a girlfriend too.

My daughter has a boyfriend when she is only five years old. I am very considerate of her father’s mood. It’s okay that he broke down in an instant. If he didn’t get mad to death, that must be okay!

I want to know, who is this girl’s boyfriend? How old is he? Is he 5 years old?

How did he get his five-year-old daughter? Is there any special skill that I want to learn from him?

I really don’t understand why such young children fall in love. Do they know how to fall in love? They don’t even understand what love is. They probably can’t even write the word love. Who told them about love? How do they know about love? They were still so young. Did they watch too many TV series or did they develop too early? My brain was filled with many questions. First I was surprised, and then I thought about this problem carefully and calmed down. When I face something like this in the future, how should I deal with it? If my daughter is like this, what should I do? Who to ask for help is up to you. Think about this problem first.

I remember that when I was five years old, I didn’t like reading and often skipped classes to play. But I am very introverted, I don’t like talking to others, I blush when talking to girls, and I feel a little bit embarrassed now. How can I find a girlfriend if I don’t dare to look into other people’s eyes?

Although I feel that children nowadays are very outgoing and brave, but regardless of their age, it should be time to play, not to think about these things.

Actually, I think their falling in love is also a kind of game. After all, they can't do anything. They just play and hold each other at most. They are just a child anyway. What's the point? For underage children, let them have fun and let them play. Don't worry, they won't do anything.

Actually, I feel a little pity for his father. How pitiful is it that someone else has taken away his heart when his daughter is still so young? It is said that a daughter is her father's little cotton-padded jacket, her lover in her previous life. Now that this lover has been taken away by someone else, she must be very sad.

I suddenly remembered a joke, which was also about this topic. A five-year-old boy said to a four-year-old girl, marry me and be my girlfriend, and I will give you sweets. , and the girl replied that we are still young and cannot fall in love. I have to ask my parents about this, and only after their consent can I agree to you. Then the boy continued to say, we are not three or four-year-old children. They are so young and ignorant and don’t know what love is. We are all 5 years old and can fall in love. Don’t worry about anything. Just be my girlfriend and let’s play together. .

It’s funny when I think about it. Singles don’t know the world of children. The world of children who don’t know how to fall in love is really amazing. I don’t understand. I will still act like a 17-year-old when I get older. Uncle, it's time for me to retire.

Actually, I know that I shouldn’t interfere too much and let them play games. After a few days, they will fall in love. Maybe they regard love as playing house. I often played it when I was a child, and I We had a lot of fun playing together. Although this is a girl's game, I also like to play it.