Liu Bei's 250 jokes

One day, when Liu Bei came home from hunting, he found his wife lying naked in bed, panting badly, and asked what happened. The wife said, "I had a heart attack and was so hot that I took off my clothes." Liu Bei is very nervous and wants to run out to find a doctor. At the door, he saw Adou standing there shivering and asked what had happened. Dou said, "How terrible! There is a man hiding behind the cupboard naked! " Liu Bei ran to the back of the cupboard and saw a naked man standing behind the cupboard. It was Zhang Fei. Liu Bei flew into a rage and scolded, "You xxxx egg!" You and I are like brothers, and I treat you like brothers ... My wife has a heart attack, and you don't help, and you stand here and scare my son! "