Just kidding.

There was a great god in the dormitory who ordered takeout every day, and finally it took two years for takeout. To the point of being superb, the boss "fed" his roommate: "Huh?" The boss "hmm" and then the two sides hung up, and the takeaway came ten minutes later.

2

The patient is dissatisfied with his ward. The doctor said, I don't understand why you want to change wards. You know, your neighbor is a famous crosstalk performer in China. The patient interrupted him and said, then cut off your appendix, cover your scar and laugh all day.

three

Students, don't think that starting school means the beginning of pain. After work, you will know that every Monday is like school.

four

I fell asleep on the train. I was in a hurry and said to the flight attendant, "Sister, what should I do if I miss my stop?" The flight attendant comforted: "Don't worry, young man. Come with me and make up the ticket first. " I just want to say, big sister, do you know that you are so awkward?