Chatting with women, humorous words

What humorous language are there in chatting with girls? Humor is the lubricant of interpersonal relationships, especially in love, humorous boys are more favored by girls. As the saying goes, "A good-looking skin is the same, and an interesting soul is one in a million." But many boys don't know humor when chatting with girls, and it is often embarrassing to imitate badly. So today, Bian Xiao will analyze the humorous language topic of chatting with girls in detail:

Before using humor flexibly, we should explain what humor is:

Humor, from the perspective of application, is a kind of chat skill that can make the chat atmosphere relaxed and pleasant and bring pleasure to the other party. Since it is a skill, it can definitely be learned and practiced the day after tomorrow.

1, misunderstanding of humor

Before learning humor, we should clarify a few misunderstandings, otherwise it is easy to make a fool of ourselves. When most people learn humor for the first time, two concepts that are easily confused with humor are teasing and lewdness.

1) Language teasing when chatting with children

Many people will mechanically copy all kinds of jokes and jokes when they are new to humor, which has two effects. First, girls think we are funny and can only tell jokes. Second, the joke is very old. Girls have heard it more than ten times in other channels. When they hear it from your mouth again, girls will feel bored.

So generally speaking, in a three-hour date, the number of jokes should not exceed five, which is an accurate value. It's too much to exceed. Joke is just a regulator. The most important thing is to let girls feel you, not to move some online jokes.

2) The language is obscene when chatting with children.

For example, on the first date, the girl just met you and asked you, "How old are you?" Then you answer, "Brother, I am big, hahaha".

At this time, girls can only leave an image of you as a pervert and wretched, which is very unfavorable. It is not impossible for us to joke, but we must grasp two principles. One is to be serious about people who have just met strangers, and the other is to grasp the scale when they are familiar.

Many brothers have encountered this situation when chatting with their sisters. I used to have this problem in Bianxiao. Later, I read the secret book, Jiang Han Lian Bi Shu, and realized that we didn't attract our sister, so of course she didn't want to talk to you. After learning the love knowledge and various practical skills in the book, my interest in women is already overwhelming, and I can often take three or two sisters home in a week. In fact, I know it's time to get married, but there are more women, and I always want to find the best one. Single brothers should go and have a look. Jiang Han must love surgery. There is an electronic version online, which is free anyway.

When you begin to practice humor, you should start from yourself.

There are two reasons. First, humor from oneself is the safest and won't make enemies. Second, humor from oneself is the external expression of strong self-confidence, and only truly powerful people will know how to laugh at themselves.

3, don't deliberately humor, let nature take its course.

Most humor has language environment and language background, so we can't copy it mechanically, otherwise it will be counterproductive. For example, when we watch cross talk, we think it is classic and interesting. Then when we were chatting with girls, we forced this bridge to have a humorous language topic. As a result, girls will be embarrassed. On the one hand, they don't understand, on the other hand, they don't know whether to laugh or not.

4. Examples of humor

So in the end, Bian Xiao provided several common and safe humorous language topics for everyone, which can be used as a reference for people who just started practicing humor.

1) Appearance:

"I think your voice is sharp and feminine."

"So for me, do you want to get my attention?"

"I think you are so fat."

"No, I actually have abdominal muscles. Feel it. Eight-pack ABS. I practiced the ninth, and then I became one. "

"I think you are so ugly" (this is a push+scrap test)

"That's why you came to date you."

2) Personality

"I think you have a bad temper."

"Maybe I'm reborn as Mount Tai?"

So have friends learned to talk about humorous language topics with girls? Remember, if you can't be humorous, don't be tough and humorous. Humor needs practice to mature.