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Xiao Wen

Xia Yun Village is a small village in the south. The villagers make a living by farming. There is a river in the village called Laurel River. There is a family named Xiao by the river. Her husband's name is Xiao Tianyou and her wife's name is Jiang Xiaojuan.

Xiao Tianyou is an orphan. He lived by herding cattle since he was a child. When he grew up, he studied carpentry hard and contracted carpentry everywhere. Finally, he made a lot of money by his own hands. Although he is not rich, he is finally a man with a home and land.

When working in a neighboring village, Xiao Tianyou worked hard and did things beautifully. He was seen by the head of that family and remembered it. Since then, he has forged an indissoluble bond with Weng Xu. The head of the household is Jiang Xiaojuan's father Jiang Yaozong.

The Jiang family is a big family in the neighboring village. Three generations of ancestors were all scholars. What Jiang Yaozong values most is a person's character, while Xiao Tianyou is honest and hardworking, and he is a good man worthy of being entrusted for life.

Facts have proved that Jiang Yaozong's vision is really good. After marriage, Xiao Tianyou was very kind to Jiang Xiaojuan. They gave birth to three children and two women and lived a thriving life. Although they are either rich or expensive, their family of seven is stuttering and dressed warmly, which is already very satisfying.

Like most parents, Xiao Tianyou and his wife try their best to make money for their children to study, hoping that they can become successful people. Except Xiao Jiahe, the boss, several other children have received a good education.

Among all the children, Xiao Jiaxing, the second child, is the most talented and the most valued and loved by Xiao Tianyou and his wife. Jiang Xiaojuan always gives priority to the second child when there is anything delicious at home, which makes other children very unhappy and always clamors for parents' partiality.

In fact, Xiao Tianyou and his wife are not biased. They love every child. After all, their palms are full of meat. However, in the era when knowledge changed their destiny, they placed great hopes on the second child, so they didn't care much about the food and clothing of the second child, which made them seem a little biased.

Unexpectedly, the second child, Xiao Jiaxing, was spoiled and overbearing. He didn't focus on his studies, and under the guise of "the hope of the whole family", he was both delicious and lazy, which offended several brothers and sisters. Finally, because of arrogance and lack of hard work, I failed in the college entrance examination.

In this way, small Jiaxing changed from "the hope of the whole family" to "the joke of the whole family". Since childhood, he has lived a smooth life. He couldn't bear such a big blow at the moment, so he shut himself in his room and was depressed for a long time. Xiao Tianyou and his wife worried about him and comforted him. At the same time, they pointed out two ways for him, one is to repeat studies and the other is to join the army.

Xiao Jiaxing had no intention of studying any more, and signed up for the army with the dream that "soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers". He is good-looking, and his height is not bad. He thinks there is nothing wrong with him. As a result, he failed the physical examination, and his dream of being a general ended before he started.

At the critical moment, Xiao Tianyou and his wife pointed out the direction, hoping that he would repeat his studies well, strive to be admitted to a good university next year, choose a good major after graduation, find a good job and let him live a good life.

However, Xiao Jiaxing was still not interested in re-reading, so he decisively rejected this "bright road".

Reading is not the only way out. Xiao Jiaxing has always believed in this. However, his conviction is not due to farsighted self-confidence, but to inexplicable conceit. He thinks that he is not an ordinary person, and he will make a career. As for what kind of road he will take in the future, he himself is not very clear. He just wants to take it step by step.

Perhaps, life is like this, and what kind of choice he makes at the critical moment determines what kind of life he will live in the future. In this way, Xiao Jiaxing gave up the opportunity to repeat studies and chose to stay at home and farm. Since then, like his parents and brothers, he has become one of the millions of farmers in Qian Qian.

In China, farmers are the greatest occupation, but also the most bitter and tiring occupation. Especially in backward areas, there is no advanced technology and equipment. Only one person and two hands are diligent, supplemented by cattle, sheep and horses, can be self-sufficient and occasionally have surplus food.

When I was studying, Xiao Jiaxing spent most of her time on the "home-school" line. Only in July and August did he help with some farm work, which was easy, so he didn't really appreciate the hard work of farming.

When he really realized the hardships, he backed out without hesitation: "I don't want to farm, it's too hard and too tired!" " I think I'd better do a little business! As long as you give me a little capital, I can do my business well and become bigger and stronger! "

At that time, the family was eating silently. In addition to the collision of bowls and chopsticks, the scene is the sound of chewing food. Xiao Jiaxing suddenly said this and successfully interrupted two sounds. At this time, six pairs of eyes looked at him straight, curious, contemptuous, disdainful and angry.

I am angry because I hate iron not to produce steel, and this person is naturally Xiao Tianyou as my father. No, he lost his temper on the spot after listening to the second child's words: "Do you think that doing business is not bitter or tired? Do you think it is easy to do business? Like you, I am afraid of hardship and fatigue, and I can only do things for three minutes. How will you assume the responsibility of a family in the future? "

Unexpectedly, Xiao Jia justifiably argued: "I am still young, and I still have a chance to give it a try. It doesn't matter if I fail in the end. The big deal is to learn lessons, sum up experience and start all over again! "

"That's easy to say!" Lao Xiao Jiawang has long been dissatisfied with his second brother. Seeing that he was going to try, he couldn't help complaining. "The family is not rich, where can I get the capital to try to do business for you?" Besides, you are not the only young man in the family. My four sisters and five sisters are younger than you. Is there a better chance to try and accumulate experience? "

Xiao Jiaxing said angrily, "Go away, stay where you are! Really, no big or small! Can't you see I'm talking to my father? What are you interrupting at this time? "

Xiao Guwang left the pie mouth and turned over a supercilious look. He was very dissatisfied, so he looked at his eldest brother and motioned for him to stand up and say a word, and then suppressed his arrogance as the eldest brother.

But Xiao Jiahe should be named after him. Even if he is dissatisfied, he should value harmony, especially in front of his father, so he should set an example, so he doesn't intend to get involved in their brother's dispute.

Seeing that his father was calm and silent, Xiao Jiaxing dared not provoke him again, so he turned his eyes to his mother and said with a smile, "Mom, Archimedes, a great scientist, once said that if you give me a fulcrum, I can shake the whole earth!" Do you know what this means? In other words, if you give me a little capital, I will use it to do business and earn more money, and then I will return it to you with interest as a filial piety! "

There is nothing wrong with this statement, and it is very tempting and inflammatory. Jiang Xiaojuan, who was originally kind and soft-hearted, was easily deceived by the second child. He unconsciously began to help him: "The second child has always been very smart. Otherwise, let's make some money and let him do some small business. This is also a way out! "

With a bang, Xiao Jiawang threw down his chopsticks and shouted, "It's unfair! It's not fair! Why do you want to give everything good to your second brother? He has decided not to go to college, and our family doesn't expect him to honor his ancestors. What's the good news in the future? Should we treat him equally? Therefore, he wants capital to do business, and I want the same capital to do business! "

Xiao Jiaxing also threw down the bowl chopsticks and stared at the third brother: "Xiao Jiawang, what are you doing? You know that you are nothing like me, and you have the cheek to argue with me and take everything from me! One day, you are better than me in everything, and then discuss with me what is fair and unfair! "

Xiao Jiawang is not to be outdone: "Hey, didn't you just go to a high school more than me?" What's the big deal? Go to a university if you can! Oh, if I can't get into college, I'll still go home and farm! To tell the truth, you are really inferior to me when you are lazy. So, what are you better than me? "

"What is your attitude? Is this how you talk to your brother as a younger brother? " Xiao Jiaxing was poked at a sore spot and became angry from embarrassment. He just started hitting people.

Jiang Xiaojuan quickly pulled away, first criticizing Xiao Jiawang, and then criticizing Xiao Jiaxing: "You, since you know it's your brother, why don't you give it to your brother more?" When you are a brother, you have to be a brother. Learn more from your eldest brother and let your younger brother. Did you hear that? "

Xiao Jiawang added fuel to the fire: "Yes! Do you still want to expect your brother to look like him when he doesn't look like him? Haha, that's funny! "

Xiao Guxing grabbed Xiao Guwang by the collar and startled Jiang Xiaojuan and his two sisters. Xiao Jiahe looked on coldly and continued to eat. At this time, Xiao Jiawang took a step back, clearly made the most timid expression, but still said the most vicious words: "My parents are here, I don't believe you dare to hit me! You fight! Fight! "

"That's enough? Are you finished? " Xiao Tianyou was so angry at this time that he dropped the chopsticks in his hand, and the bowl suddenly broke all over the floor, and the food inside was spilled all over the floor. The chopsticks were in the east and one in the west, and the atmosphere suddenly dropped to freezing point, but the scene was finally contained.

So, the two brothers separated immediately, sat down honestly, then picked up the dishes and chopsticks, pretended to continue eating, and never dared to talk nonsense again. Jia Yi and Jia Ning put down their bowls and chopsticks, and were very sensible to find a broom and dustpan to clean up the porcelain bowl fragments and food residues on the ground.

"Since all want to be fair, so from now on, just fair to the end! Jia Xing, Jia Wang, you two, together with Big Brother, learn carpentry from me! Whether you can learn it depends on your nature! " Finally, Xiao Tianyou made this decision.

Woodworking is a technical job that ordinary people can't do. Xiao Jiahe is gentle, patient and tenacious. He studied carpentry with his father since childhood. So far, he has only succeeded in three or four things, far from being an excellent carpenter. The two brothers, King Jia Xingjia, are both impatient and impatient, and they are not cut out for carpentry at all.

Sure enough, I took the initiative to give up after studying for less than a month. Xiao Tianyou took the opportunity to educate him: "I eat more salt than you do. Give you three brothers pointed out that the road is basically suitable for you, but you failed to live up to expectations and wasted my heart and blood ... "

From ancient times to the present, there are many disharmonies between brothers, ranging from small quarrels to big fights and even enemies. Jiang Xiaojuan often worries that his children will do the same. Fortunately, after that incident, several children did behave a lot, at least not in front of their parents.

A few years later, the Shaw brothers married one after another, and then separated from their parents, and each of them got married. Xiao Tianyou and his wife took two daughters, one in high school and the other in junior high school, and a family of four lived a happy life.

I thought that the times were progressing, life was getting better and better, and the happy days of the three generations of Xiao family were not far away. Unexpectedly, Xiao's nightmare has just begun. ...