Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - 2020- 10-0 1
2020- 10-0 1
I have a little friend. She is my best friend.
He is the shortest boy in our class, neither fat nor thin, neither black nor white. He is a cheerful person, but he is always polite and doesn't make small moves in class. He listens attentively, but he doesn't like answering questions. I like to play jokes on my classmates after class.
His greatest hobby is folding colored paper. He often folds colored paper into various small animals and some plants. The roses he folded are as beautiful as real ones.
This is my good friend Li.
My little friend-Zhang Ruiyang
I have a little friend. He is my best friend. Our two families are very close. I often visit his house.
He is neither tall nor short in our class. He is of medium build, slightly fat, with a buzz cut and his white oval face. He looks clean and tidy.
He has a cheerful personality. Sometimes I have a little temper, but I laugh more.
We have a hobby, like reading comic books. After class, he will come and talk to me about the characters in comic books while playing. We often talk so much that we attract all our classmates to listen.
He listens carefully in class and has good discipline in class. He studied hard and got a letter of commendation from the school dictation. He is my little friend Xu Hao.
My little friend-Zhang Boxuan
Everyone has his own good partner, and I am no exception. His name is Zhang Ruiyang. He is a clever and sensible boy.
He is tall, with black hair, big eyes under curved eyebrows and a pair of glasses on his high nose. The glib tongue is very flattering.
He loves his work and can be seen in the class corridor every morning.
He's a little naughty, too. He can never sit still. Because he loves to talk, he is often criticized by the teacher in class.
But he has a good memory and good academic performance. He can finish the homework assigned by the teacher carefully, so he is among the best in every exam.
This is my clever, capable, naughty and likable good friend-Zhang Ruiyang. Do you want to be good friends with him too?
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My little friend-Zheng
I have a little friend-Si Tong.
She has a beautiful oval face and big eyes like two grapes under her bushy eyebrows. And cherry mouth.
She is cheerful and optimistic, but her biggest hobby is watching TV. She can tell me exactly what she saw.
She is also a third-class student in our class. She is a good girl and a little lady in the eyes of teachers and everyone.
Hee hee, she is completely different at home and outside. She is very naughty at home. It is because of this that we become really good friends, because I have almost the same personality as her.
That's it, my little friend.
My little friend-Sun Xiaoming
I have a little friend who is my best friend.
He is neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, and has a pair of big watery eyes.
He often concentrates on telling me the cartoons he has read. At the same time, we have English classes in the future star, and the same make-up classes. It seems that we are always inseparable except going back to our home after school.
His academic performance is not very good, but I found that he loves learning, is helpful and pays great attention to hygiene. His desk is always spotless, which is really an example for me to learn.
Can you guess who he is? This is Zhang Haonan.
My little friend-Ji
I have a good partner. Her name is Stone.
She has a small mouth like a cherry. She is neither tall nor short. She often sits in the front row.
She has a good personality. After class, we often play together.
She loves learning and listens attentively in class. She also listens to the teacher. After each class, she will prepare books and various utensils for the next class in time.
This is my good friend. A good friend with gentle personality and love to learn.
My little friend-Yang Xinru
I have a good friend. She has a pair of big eyes, a black lover, and a small white round face under her eyes.
Her greatest hobby is singing. Every time the school organizes activities, she will sing us a song. Her personality is very cheerful. She always tells us jokes after class and makes us laugh.
This is my little friend. She is Chang Xinrui.
My little friend-Jiao Yiyang
I have a little friend. He has a Chinese face, big watery eyes and a small mouth.
? He has many advantages. He has excellent academic performance and beautiful handwriting, and won the first prize in the last writing competition. He is the pride of our class and is deeply loved by teachers and classmates.
? I want to learn from him and try to be as good as him. He is my little friend, a man with many advantages-Zhang Boxuan.
My little friend-Fu Jingyao
She is not tall and has a smile on her face. She is very cute when she sees everyone smiling.
She is a happy girl. She studies well and is also a small speaker. Always telling us stories, never absent-minded in class. Always praised by the teacher, she can get along with her classmates after class, and the classmates like her very much.
She is the monitor of our class. You must have guessed who she is.
My little friend-Si Tong.
I have a good friend. She has a ponytail, small eyes, a small nose and a small cherry mouth. She always has a smile on her pink face.
The students all like her very much. Because she is very lively, she plays with her classmates after class. In class, she listened carefully and actively raised her hand to answer questions. Therefore, students like to do anything with her.
She is a teacher's little helper and a good assistant to her classmates. Everyone asks her for anything. She is the monitor of our class. You know who she is!
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My little friend-Guo Wenzi
I have a good partner. She is a happy little girl. She has big eyes, a little taller than the shortest Li in our class. When she smiled, two dimples appeared on both sides of her mouth. She looks smart and cute.
The girl listens carefully in class. As long as the teacher asks questions, she will answer them, and she will definitely answer them loudly, but sometimes she will talk to my deskmate in class.
Her hands are dexterous. After class, she often folds colored paper with me and my deskmate. She folded rings, all kinds of flowers, small clothes, pants, etc. They are all beautiful and all the students in the class like them very much.
Can you guess who she is? This is Wang Tianqi.
My little friend-Xia
I have a little friend. His name is Zhang Boxuan.
He has thick black hair, shiny eyes under curved eyebrows and white teeth in his small mouth.
He loves to laugh very much. Whenever something interesting happens in class, he always laughs.
He is a good student in our class. His writing style is very beautiful and praised by everyone. He won the first prize for our class in the writing contest two days ago.
He not only studies well, but also has great strength. I wrestled with him after class, and he often hit me. Although I can't beat him, I am still very happy.
This is my little friend Zhang Boxuan.
My little friend-Cui Yuxuan.
I have a little friend. She is my good friend.
She is a clean person. Her hair is very long, she often wears a ponytail, and she walks and swings, which is very cute. She always likes to keep herself clean and tidy. Her seat in class is clean, too.
She is a small official in our class-the squadron leader. Because of this, she is strict with herself and takes the lead everywhere. Listen carefully in class and finish the homework assigned by the teacher on time after class. Actively participate in various activities organized by the class.
Have you guessed who she is? She is Dong Xinyu, the squadron leader of our class.
My good friend-Lin Yiyang
I have a good friend who can eat, so he is tall and fat.
Because he is tall and fat, he sits in the last row of the class. His trousers, which he will never wear neatly, always look like they are going to fall off. The teacher often reminds him to lift his trousers.
He is an honest and quiet man. He often watches many classmates playing together, and he just stands by and laughs.
In class, he can listen to the teacher carefully. Play with me after class. Sometimes, I give him lectures.
The good friend he is looking for is Wang.
My little friend-Qin Guangze
My good friend's name is Stone. She got good grades in Chinese, maths and English.
She has big eyes, a small mouth, an oval face and a beautiful bow. At first glance, she is a clever girl.
She is the study committee member of our class. She is very helpful and will patiently explain problems that students can't do. She said, "Whenever I see the bright red scarf on my chest, I will study harder and harder." Enthusiastic to help others, be a good young pioneer and a good class cadre. "
After school, her seat is clean up and down, and the table is neat.
My little friend-Ding Yuxin.
She has black hair and a ponytail.
Two big watery eyes are like two big gems. The mouth is pink and lovely. She likes laughing very much. Every time she listens to a joke, she laughs nonstop.
She studies very well. Raise your hand actively in class and finish your homework on time. In class exams, her grades are always among the best.
The writing is also very good. She dies every holiday. Ji Guogang practices calligraphy, so she writes very well. She likes playing with rocks in our class very much. Si Tong studies and writes as well as she does.
She is the monitor of our class. do you know who she is?
My little work-the ocean
My little friend's name is Zhou Yuxin. She has dark skin, oval face, black eyebrows and bright eyes. Long hair and ponytails.
Zhou Yuxin often plays with me. Once, my classmates were playing games, and I was the only one standing by. Zhou Yuxin saw it and ran over to ask, why don't you play with everyone? I said, "They won't accept me". Zhou Yuxin said, "Never mind, let's play fitness equipment together." . I agreed happily.
From then on, she will play with me as soon as I finish class. How's it going? My little friend is not bad.
My little friend-Xu Hao.
He is tall and thin, with a rosy face and sparkling eyes. His nose sticks out and his mouth is like a cherry.
He is willing to help others. Once I forgot to bring my pen and he lent it to me.
The expression on his face changed quickly, from happy to angry to embarrassed. ...
His hobby is playing table tennis. He runs very fast. Once the school held a running competition, he won the first place in our class, and he was also a member of the sweeping trio in our class!
He is my best friend. Can you guess who he is?
My little friend-Zhang Haonan.
I have many friends, but my best friend is Xu Hao. He is a clever and helpful person.
He is chubby, with short hair, like a little hedgehog, with a pair of small eyes under thick eyebrows, shiny and shining with wisdom.
He especially likes reading books and helping others. I remember once taking part in a running race and I fell down. He ran to me, helped me up and asked me if I was hurt. I'm limping, so I can't compete any more. Xu Hao put the handle aside and comforted me and said, "Don't overdo it. Men don't flick when they have tears." I am very grateful to him for his comfort and help.
I'm glad I have such a small partner. Do you want to be friends with him?
My little friend-Chang Xinrui
I have a little friend, her name is Dong Xinyu, and I have a good relationship with her.
Her eyes are thin and small. Her eyes will narrow into a thin line when she smiles. Her hair is called long hair, which can hang down to cover her upper body.
She also has a good personality. Once, I accidentally hit her, and she was not angry. The next day, she had a good time with me as before. She has a good relationship with all her classmates, so all her classmates like her very much. She is also the squadron leader of our class!
This is my little friend. Do you want to make friends with her?
My little friend-Huo
There is a girl in our class. She has a Zhang Yuanyuan face, curved eyebrows, big watery eyes, a small cherry mouth and a ponytail. She is thin and small, but she has a big temper.
She is very young, but she has a strong learning ability. She can get excellent grades every time. It's amazing. She is not proud at all, she is modest, and I secretly swear in my heart that I must learn from her and become an excellent person in all aspects.
We go to school together every day. By the way, she is the squadron leader of our class. Guess who she is. She is Dong Xinyu.
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My little friend-Wang.
Little buddy I have a little buddy. He is very thin. His hair is erect, his face is square, his nose is pointed, his mouth is small, his eyes are curved and round.
He likes to laugh. When someone tells a little joke, he always laughs.
He likes playing football, skipping rope, long jump, high jump, running and various sports activities. He runs fastest in our class, and he always wins prizes for us in the sports meeting.
This is my good friend-Jiao Yiyang. Have you guessed?
My little friend-Yi
My friend, my good friend is very cute. She has a pair of watery eyes, a round face and small dimples, and she laughs. As beautiful as a flower, once, I accidentally slipped on my way to school. It immediately came to help me up and asked me if it was broken. So concerned? ! Me and my classmates. Another time when I was doing my homework, there was a problem I couldn't do. I went to ask my good friend, and she patiently helped me understand that she treated me the same as everyone else. Through these two things, I think my friend is a kind person and loves to help others. She is my sister Lili.
My good partner-Zhao Yutong
My good partner is Zhou Rui. She always wears a ponytail and is not too tall. Her face is as round as melon seeds, which proves that his face is melon seeds. Her lips are red and very cute. Even when I grow up and wear lipstick, my lips are not as red as they are now. She has a lovely smile, long black eyebrows and golden hair in the sun.
Although her study level is not very good, she has made some progress in her study seriously. We often play and chat together. Last time he did badly in the dictation exam, I went up to him and said, "I didn't do well in this exam." Try harder next time. Zhou Rui said to me, "Well, I will try my best next time, and his characteristic is that he likes reading my story book Father very much.
This is my good partner-Zhou Rui.
My little friend-Zhou Rui.
I have a good friend. Her name is Zhao Yutong.
She has a pair of small eyes and always smiles, which makes people very happy. She is not very tall, but she is happy. She likes sports, singing and dancing? Play badminton. We often go to school together and do our homework together.
She likes studying, playing sports and helping her classmates. One day, it was raining outside after school. I didn't bring my umbrella. She ran to hold up my umbrella and sent me home.
This is my good friend-Zhao Yutong.
My little friend-Huang
My little friend is Wang Tianqi. She is short, with two ponytails, chubby little face, red face, round eyes and a radiant face.
She likes painting and origami. Once after class, I went to Wang Tianqi's seat and wanted to play with her. I saw her origami. She broke a ring. She said, "Do you want to fold him up?" I said, "I want to fold, too." Then, we folded it together and reluctantly returned to our seats until the bell rang.
She is a lively and cheerful girl, and she can hear her laughter every day, twittering like a bird. Even I was infected by her. I like my friends best. When I was at school with * * *, she brought me a lot of joy and made me have a wonderful day. I hope we can be more and more brave, encourage each other in our study and grow together in life.
My little friend-Wu Haoyu.
I have a very good classmate, his name is Xu Hao, and he is also my good partner. We played together and studied happily, leaving many beautiful memories.
He has black hair and a pair of modest eyes that are always shiny. Although his mouth is not small, he smiles brilliantly.
Since we became classmates, there are many interesting things worth remembering between us.
He likes reading very much. After class, he often concentrates on reading, and he doesn't know what others are doing. Tell me the story you have read, and it will also make me listen with relish.
His hands are also very dexterous, and I envy them every time they are folded. Such as folding submarines, swans, airplanes, etc. Students will also give thumbs up.
This makes me miss our days together even more.
My little friend-Li
She studies very well. She has big eyes, a small mouth and an oval face. At first glance, she is a clever girl. She likes origami and making handicrafts. ...
She also likes my pen. Once, when I was listening to the teacher, she took my pen away. I didn't realize it until after class. I asked her, "Where's my pen? Can I have it back? " She said, "I don't know. I didn't see your pen? " When I wanted to tell the teacher, she lowered her head and returned my pen.
Every day after school, she cleans her desk. This is my good friend Huang.
Guess who she is-Dong Xinyu
She has long hair and sits in the first row of our class. She studies very, very well.
She is very quiet. She listened carefully in class and answered questions actively. Teachers and classmates like her very much.
She is the study committee member of our class. Let's guess who is this quiet girl who studies well.
Guess who she is-Wu Yi.
My little friend is Zhang Ruiyang. We often play together. He is black and thin. In our class, he is tall. He still wears a pair of glasses. He looks like a learned man.
In the class, every time he sees the teacher working, he will help the teacher. From this, you can see at a glance that the teacher likes Zhang Ruiyang very much. Not only does the teacher like him, but he also has a good relationship with his classmates.
He studies very well. He can get good grades in every exam. He got 100 in the whole school dictation competition the other day. The teacher gave him a certificate for everyone to learn from him.
And every time I am unhappy, he will come forward to comfort me and enlighten me. Tell me not to be angry, but to think positively in everything, so that people will be happy.
Do you like such a partner? I really like having such good company.
My little friend-Yang Yi
I have a good friend Haiyang. He is the tallest boy in our class. He is black and thin. He has big eyes and often wears a pair of glasses.
He is not particularly talkative, but he likes to help others. Once, a classmate forgot to bring his eraser, which made him see it. He hurriedly took out his only eraser and lent it to his classmates. Another time, a classmate forgot to bring a pencil, and he lent it to that classmate enthusiastically.
This is my good friend Ocean.
My little friend-Zhou Yuxin.
She has big eyes, a small cherry mouth, black hair and is tall.
She is a person who loves classes and feels at home. I remember once the class was in a mess, and she cleaned it up. She polished the floor of the class, the glass became clean and the table was spotless. The teacher came into the classroom and said, "It's too clean." Ding, when the bell rang, the students ran from the playground to the door of the classroom and looked at the clean church in the classroom. Everyone is embarrassed to come in, because I'm afraid this labor achievement will be destroyed.
I said so much. You know who she is. She is my classmate-Lai Junya.
My little friend-Zhang
She has long black hair, big eyes and a small pink face, and always smiles. Anyone who sees her will feel very happy.
She is a helpful classmate. Once it rained, I didn't bring my umbrella. As soon as she saw it, she quickly came over and asked me, "You don't have an umbrella, do you?" I said, "Yes, I forgot my umbrella." She said, "Let's open an umbrella together." I said, "Good."
She is also our monitor. In many things in the class, she sets an example and takes the lead everywhere. For example, the teacher asked her to recite texts and ancient poems, and she was always the first to finish. She also takes an active part in various activities in the class. Set an example for us everywhere, and I will certainly learn from her.
This is my good partner, the lovely monitor-Zheng.
My good friend-Yu Haoran.
I have a good friend named Xiaoming. He has big eyes and bright black hair.
He studies very well. The students all like to play with him. He likes running best, and he always comes first in every class sports competition.
She also likes reading. After watching it at home, I will tell stories to my classmates at school. Everyone will listen attentively and give him applause from time to time.
This is my good friend-Jiao Yiyang.
My good friend-Mou
I have a little friend. He is very tall. He sits in the last row of the class. You can imagine how tall he is. He is still very fat, so fat that his pants are always awkward. The teacher often says, bring up your pants. But he laughed and had two dimples on his face.
He has a mild temper and doesn't like to quarrel with others. We go to school together and go home together every day. Sometimes I make him angry, but he doesn't say anything. He still plays with me as usual after class. I don't think I can bully such an honest man.
This is my good friend-Wang.
My little friend-Zhu Jiacan
I have a good friend. He has dark skin and a thin figure, especially a high nose.
He loves talking and laughing, and he is also a very careful person. Remember, when we were in the Olympic math class, the teacher gave us a difficult math problem. But I didn't succeed Because of his carefulness, careful reading of questions and analysis of key sentences, he made a math problem.
He also likes singing, dancing and drawing. Especially dancing, no one in the dance class can dance better than her! She takes an active part in every class activity, and her graceful dancing is indispensable for our extracurricular activities.
This is my good friend, who loves talking, laughing and dancing-Yang Xinru. Do you want to be friends with him?
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